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"Waking up with a dagger pointing at your throat is exactly as terrifying as you'd think it is. Especially when it's the middle of the night and you just had a dream about a delicious chocolate cake. Oh, and of course it's not really making it any better if you're wearing nothing but you're spacey pyjama pants.
Nah, Harry really wouldn't recommend it."The AU where Harry is kidnapped by Louis, a little mafia boss (kind of) that acts much more badass, than he actually is.
Starring: Zayn as his partner in crime, Niall as the little fluffball who just wants to kill everyone (but only a little bit) and Harry Styles, who turns all their lives around without even trying. -
Mistakes by Fanfictoffinchi
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
23 Apr 2016
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Post-Break Up: Alec has found someone else and Magnus does everything to get him back.
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chew me up, but don’t spit me out by damagecontrol (microdamage)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2024
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Regulus has it all figured out. He keeps men on a rotating roster so none can get too close, works nights as a dancer to make the most of his chronic insomnia, and pushes everything he doesn’t want to remember about the past ten years into the recesses of his mind. It’s easier to pretend none of it ever happened.
But when James Potter crashes into Regulus’ life with his fancy sports car, wealth beyond measure, and devil’s smile, it marks a switch in the natural order of things. James is a client; Regulus isn’t allowed to fall in love with him. Except James is the first man in a long time who can see past Regulus’ carefully constructed façade, and who could ever resist the temptation of being known?
Or, this is a story about identity, addiction, self-expression, and love in all of the varying shapes they can take.
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12 Aug 2024
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Sirius and Remus' wedding takes place at Alphard's house on the beach. It's supposed to be perfect. The problem is James and Regulus and the widely known fact that the two despise each other.
Sirius comes up with a plan to force them to get along. James and Regulus come up with their own plan in retaliation.
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Featuring: A wedding, fake secret relationships, sexual frustration, terrible smoking habits, and a plan that only works because Regulus Black and James Potter are the last two people to realize they're in love with each other.
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25 Jul 2024
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Maybe this time is different (I really think you like me) by fiddleleafedfig
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2024
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“Because you’re not just writing about Picasso, Sirius. Remus Lupin is a writer and an introvert, he has published a few novels that have been very well received. We want the story of it all, the family estate, his writing process, the decision to display these sketches now.”
“And what on god's green earth makes me the best man for that job?”
“Because you’re charming, we think he’ll like you.”
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Or; The story of how Sirius Black gets a writing assignment, banters his way into the art-elite of London, and ends up falling head over heels in love.
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- Part 1 of First Day of My Life
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29 May 2024
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Sirius is starting his fifth year at Hogwarts when the young, handsome, sandy-haired teacher with the scar on his face takes over the DADA class. What Sirius wants, Sirius gets – or so he thinks. But Professor Lupin is playing hard-to-get …
A love story with moral and legal qualms, attraction developing into friendship developing into love.
Happy end with some angst and loads of fluff and smut in between.---
“I missed you.” Sirius said, taking another step. He felt a little bit like approaching an elusive animal.
Professor Lupin looked up. His gaze was different, somehow.
Sirius continued: “I hate not talking to you. I’m miserable when I go too long without seeing you.”
Professor Lupin looked close to breaking point. His breathing was audible across the room now.Series
- Part 1 of All Those Things
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26 May 2024
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i want you to have me like i've never been had, you get all my wild parts by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
05 Apr 2024
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It really, really shouldn’t be this easy. Not the dynamic, but— Alex.
Henry wants to bathe in it. Wants to keep it locked up just as much as he wants to show it off. Wants to care for it—care for him, wants to round up anyone who’s ever had the pleasure of seeing Alex this way and rip the memory from their greedy, ungrateful, undeserving hands.
Keep it for himself instead, where it’s beginning to feel like it belongs.
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Henry's always struggled to get past the inevitable road bump of his classification when it comes to finding a partner. In an ideal world, that sort of thing wouldn't matter. He'd be able to walk into a bar and find someone to take home, wouldn't have to bother with anything aside from just good, casual sex between two people— status aside.
He's not really expecting to find that sort of thing at all, but he's certainly not expecting Alex Claremont-Diaz to be the one that makes all of his wildest dreams come true.
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- Part 5 of let's talk about sex!
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06 Apr 2024