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As the Theoros, I have observed too much BS by FlakyPastries for Skyce
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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100% crack and cursed btw
The ending of Honkai Star Rail's Amphoreus story was a divisive one, to say the least, and you were sad to say you found yourself on the, let's just say, more critical side of the discussion. So much so that you vowed to fix that ending if it killed you.
...YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD ACTUALLY KILL YOU!
So now here you are, loaded with naught but an insufferable 'system' that looks oddly like HSR's UI, ready to actually remedy the ending firsthand. In Amphoreus itself. As Lygus.
Everything will be just fine.
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Or, explaining the Scum Villain's Self-Saving System's insanity through the lens of HSR
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Death is a Sea of Flowers by FlakyPastries
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 May 2025
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The ballads say that love is the blossoming of Mnestia’s seeds. They say ever since their rejection by Cerces, Mnestia’s sorrow watered these seeds, and flowers bloomed inside their lungs. They say that when Mnestia cries for someone’s tragic love, they, in an ironic twist of love, unwittingly share the pain that they felt with the doomed victim.
But the myths should have remained just that.
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Or, how does one bring about a new dawn when their life is on a time limit?
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He thought of Aglaea, tasked with leading the Chrysos Heirs, whose own golden threads wove a new ‘her’; a cold caricature of her former self.
He thought of Tribios, a girl with a soul split into a thousand selves, destined to bid farewell to each of them, one by one over a thousand long years.
He thought of Castorice and her black touch, her mere presence an ever-looming shadow in the eyes of others, unable to connect lest they get too close.
Anaxa, Hyacine, Cipher, Hysilens, Cerydra, even the Chrysos Heirs of the millennium gone by—all victims of a shared, cruel fate. All people, human beings, whose lives were corrupted not only by the Black Tide, but also a Grand Legacy.
And Phainon—beautiful, broken Phainon.
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Or, Mydei tries to name one hero who was happy.
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As we lay by the ocean shore by AjaxLover
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2024
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Aventurine suggests that him and Dr. Ratio go out for drinks to celebrate their successful mission in Penacony, and Ratio accepts on one condition- Aventurine can’t have any alcohol when he’s there.
However, even if Aventurine knows he doesn’t have a healthy relationship with the substance- why does Ratio seem to be avoiding it?
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Ratio gets drunk and can no longer hold back the feelings he’s been masking for years, ALL of them
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19 Aug 2026
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Mmmmmm fics where Ratio is the vulnerable one…… yummyyyyyyy
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A Dramatic Reading by pupeez4eva
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Apr 2020
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Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian make out in a room full of Sect Leaders, Jiang Cheng tearfully declares his love for his estranged brother, Sect Leaders Yao and Ouyang beg for the Yiling Patriarch’s forgiveness, and Lan Qiren openly welcomes a new nephew-in-law into his family.
None of them want to be doing any of this. Thanks to the Juniors, they don’t exactly have a choice.
(Or, wherein the Juniors accidentally write a cursed fanfiction, and everyone has to reenact their parts in it, or potentially cease to exist).
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15 Aug 2026
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Mydei almost snorts at the way Phainon’s jaw clenches, invisible to an untrained eye.
“Perhaps another time?” Phainon laughs easily, placing himself at Mydei’s side and smoothly extracting him from the woman’s grip. He places his hand on Mydei’s nape in a friendly manner, tugging lightly on his hair. “We have some important business to attend to right now. Sorry to take Mydei here away from you, I’m sure he was having the time of his life.”
or; 5 times Phainon is a jealous and possessive idiot over Mydei, and 1 time Mydei returns the favor
Translation into Russian (Русский) available: here
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- Part 1 of bound by the stars
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15 Aug 2026
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“Something untoward is happening, and I intend to learn what.” He pauses, swallows back the “don’t worry” already on his lips, and continues, “I will prove the IPC’s innocence.”
And your innocence, he fails to add.
Aventurine nods. Then, with an attempt at casual indifference, he stretches his arms above his head. “I know you will. And you’ll avenge my death in the process.”
One of his arms is shaking; he quickly drops it, tucking it against his side.
“Yes,” is all Ratio can choke out, nearly overcome. “I will.”
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Aventurine loses a wager for the first and final time. Ratio contends with the hopelessness and regret.
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15 Aug 2026
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In what’s definitely a pre-planned rational decision and not a drunken lovesick impulse, Aventurine fashions a message.
> I wanna confess to ratio 🫣 how should i do it?? I need hlep please thanks. asking for a friend btw 🥺💖
He looks it over for what’s maybe a third of a second, decides he’s done a great job, and promptly sends it to every lesbian he knows.
They’d never let him down. Problem solved.
Five times Aventurine enlists help to confess, and one time he doesn't need to.
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15 Aug 2026