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There's a resurgence of readers who don't understand how to 'ship and let ship' or how to use the filter option AO3 helpfully provides us. The biggest rule in fandom is and always has been: Don't like, don't read.
Installments added as I see shitty mean comments in other creators' comments that inspire me.
Each part is very loosely connected, but overall, they can be read separately if something doesn't appeal to your tastes. Let me know if I missed any tags or made any glaring typos. I'm a big kid, I can take it. If you want to bitch about content, well, you're gonna have a bad time.
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I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins by Arthyradio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 May 2025
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Lucifer agrees to perform at Ozzie’s for the first time in decades when Asmodeus shows up asking for him and Angel Dust to take the stage.
Alastor watches.
He does not handle it well.
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Hear ye! Hear ye! Come one, come all to ye old renaissance faire! Step through our handcrafted gates into a world of yester-year, where minstrels play and dance and knights compete for the honor and favor of the queen! A thrilling backdrop to a tale of lost love reignited from days past, two wayward souls finding each other once more in a star crossed love story for the ages.
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Lucifer has a one-night-stand with Alastor after an argument with Lilith, which results in the conception of Charlie. However, neither of them realise it. It's only revealed after the Radio Demon shows up at the Happy Hotel, intending to cause some chaos out of spite for Lucifer, but is met with a girl who shares some curious traits with him.
Alastor never intended to become a parent (Hell he didn't even know it was possible), yet he swears he'll be the best father he can. Perhaps he got more than he bargined fo when he slept with the King of Hell, simply intending on wringing a deal out of the man.... But he cannot be angry at the outcome, not when it resulted in the birth of his daughter and the start of his relationship with Lucifer. If only Heaven wasn't intent on putting their nose where it isn't wanted, things would be perfect.
Let's hope they can weather the incoming storm together.
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Alastor's insomnia has been getting the better of him recently. Lucifer steps in to help where he can.
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Written for Radio Apple Valentine's Week 2025.
In which we follow Alastor and Lucifer, as prickly as they both are, growing their relationship from the ground up - blooming into something beautiful, together.
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i don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you by bakunawa_moon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Apr 2025
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It started as a simple kidnapping. In the end, it cost Lucifer his eye.
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It started with a knock on the door.
Well, more accurately, it started with the body lying on the floor in Alastor’s room.
OR; they’re both weirdos and fuck about it
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Love is such a tricky thing. How it burrows into your mind and then lies in wait for the moment to strike when you least expect it… when you least want it.
Alastor hated to admit it, but he had fallen in love with the devil… painfully so.
And Lucifer had no idea what was causing the overlord - who had become an unlikely friend - to look so tortured.
What painful steps they would dance through… though already battered and bruised.
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There's only one thing Lucifer hates more than meetings.
Christmas.
With the king's rut cycle on the horizon, Alastor takes the chance to help him associate some of the more iconic Christmas items with something more... enticing.
AKA - Alastor makes himself the gift that keeps on giving.
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Alastor hums, flicking the fluffy fabric of the robe on Lucifer’s shoulder. “It looks like you were about to take a bath, my darling.”
Lucifer flashes a sharp smile before pressing her chin right above the waistband of Alastor’s panties once the tights are rolled to her knees. “I was,” she agrees airily, “but I want to show my appreciation for my wife much, much more.”
She slips the tights down further, helping Alastor out of her shoes and pulling the nylon fabric over the sharp jut of each blood-red hoof.
“My wife who just had a very difficult day,” she starts again, mouthing over the dainty fabric covering the mons of her wife’s cunt. “My wife that draws blood in my name.” Lucifer skates her nails down Alastor’s thighs and back up again, loving how impossibly soft fur feels under her hands.
“Is that such a crime?” Lucifer asks archly, looking up at Alastor through thick blonde lashes.
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Lucifer wakes up to find that, for the first time since they started hooking up, Alastor has decided to spend the night. Lucifer decides that perhaps this is the right time to finally move forward with their relationship. There's one little obstacle that's blocking his path, however -- a small, near insignificant little ornament that stops Alastor from becoming his. He simply overlooks it, though, in hopes that Alastor will happily ignore it and fall into his arms. Unfortunately for him, Alastor does not share his things.
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Step into a world where fun meets relaxation & wishes really do come true. Lulu’s Fantastic Luxury Cruise has fun for all ages! We have imaginative youth clubs for children, dazzling nightclubs for adults and so much more. From the moment you board to your last wave goodbye, this vacation will make your dreams come true. Each room even comes with a complimentary unique duck to take home at the end of your voyage. Book your cruise with Lulu today!
Alastor takes his mother on a luxury cruise for a fun vacation together. He meets the ever helpful Lucifer and they spend most of the week together....or all of it.
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Lucifer has been depressed for years and unexpectedly receives a gift from Alastor that may change their relationship for the better.
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He used to be a powerful, almost untouchable overlord, striking fear into those who wronged him, and now here he was, waking up in a bed that wasn’t his own, achingly hard and rutting into the sheets like an animal in heat.
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The elevator doors slid open, and the lobby fell silent. All eyes turned to Alastor. Gone was his usual stiff haircut, replaced by soft curls framing his face. The burgundy dress clung to him, its plunging neckline revealing the soft fur of his chest, the hemline stopping scandalously short. Stockings traced the length of his legs, disappearing into high heels that clicked with each step. A choker circled his neck, long gloves matched the dress, and his tail swayed with maddening confidence.
Lucifer’s gaze lingered helplessly on every detail - the soft curl of his hair, the teasing flick of his tail, the way the dress seemed made to torment him. Even his usual filtered voice was gone, replaced by a Southern drawl as rich and smooth as molasses. It sent a shiver through Lucifer.
“What about you, sire?” Alastor asked, his crimson eyes gleaming with mischief. “Do I pass your inspection?”
Lucifer swallowed hard, his voice coming out rougher than he’d intended. “You’ll do.”
Alastor’s laughter, low and silken, sent another tremor through him. As the group moved to leave, Lucifer followed, pulse racing and one glaring truth burning in his mind.
He was hopelessly and completely fucked.
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[STANDALONE!!]
Alastor Headcanon Week Day 5: Arrival/The Vees/Vox
When Alastor first arrived in Hell, he thought he understood Vox. He learned the hard way that trust was fragile—easily given, easily shattered. The scars of that lesson never fully faded—not from his mind, not from his body, not from the way he flinched when someone got too close.
Lucifer is different. Alastor knows that. But knowing isn’t the same as believing, and when expectation presses too heavily on his chest, when the past seeps too easily into the present, he panics. He freezes. He ruins everything.
Now, Lucifer is gone, and Alastor is left staring at the wreckage, curled in on himself, his voice barely above a whisper—
"I think I made him hate me."
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- Part 5 of Alastor Headcanon Week 2024