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Lucifer sighs dramatically, playing it up for his daughter who is still a kid and has a bedtime, and it’s already getting late. “I hope whoever lives here doesn’t mind us hanging out until the rain slows down,” he says, observing the way the magnolia tree bravely attempts to keep the rain at bay.
“Well, I don’t mind, but you might as well knock and introduce yourself while you’re here.” An amused voice drawls from behind them.
Lucifer does not yelp. Though he can attest for sure that Charlie has no reaction. What a brave daughter.
He turns around, ready to (lightly) scold the house owner for scaring them on Halloween, of all nights, but he stops in his tracks.
Because holy fucking shit.
If he didn’t know he was bisexual before, he would be going through a lot more crises right now. Thankfully he was very out and comfortable with his identity, and was very single.
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- Part 4 of Radioapple Trick or Treat 2024
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Lucifer has been disappearing into the night to do who knows what. Well...Alastor is going to find out. Hint...it's a peep show.
“Ladies and Gentlemen...The Angel is with us tonight...”
A synthesized beat rises, vibrating through the chair up into his thighs as the golden curtain opens slowly from the center, revealing a dark stage beyond the glass. There, in the shadows, is a small figure dressed in a simple black bustier resting on an unadorned chair, fishnet clad legs spread wide to either side, arms crossed and resting on the back, obscuring his face. The floor, which before now had been like a sea of black, begins to softly glow from within, casting light from below to glitter on the porcelain white skin of the King of Hell.
Un-fucking-believable.
Or, Lucifer lays a sexy trap for Alastor at the Peep Show!
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- Part 1 of The Haunting of Alastor Fouché
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“I can be convinced to let you out of here—” he leaned ever closer, their breaths mingling in the few inches of space between them “—if you give me your name.”
Lucifer ran his tongue over his teeth. The faint taste of chemically fake blood almost made him blanch, but he collected himself at the last second.
“You can call me Lucifer,” he crooned, hoping against hope that he’d gather the courage to lean forward to see if those lips were just as soft as they looked.
“Okay, Lucifer.” The way his name reverberated in the smooth tenor of this man’s heavenly voice sent a shiver down his spine. Before he could do something stupid, the plague doctor stepped away from the cage and swung open the door. Lucifer tumbled out.
“Better run.”
OR, Lucifer goes to a Halloween theme park, meets a sexy stranger, and pines for three years. Then, they fuck.
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A friends with benefits series that started as a standalone. Praise, degradation, tentacles, oh my!
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Alastor finds himself increasingly distracted by Lucifer's unintentional sensuality. Struggling to focus on their usual interactions, Alastor begins to realize, with growing frustration and denial, that his feelings for Lucifer have taken an unexpected and inconvenient romantic turn.
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When Alastor had arranged this visit, he’d been ready for a fairly large amount of things, from a place that was closer to being a toxic quarantine zone, to sexist comments about Omegas that he would not overlook, nor forget. All reasons for him to leave through the door not minutes after walking inside the apartment.
For hell’s sake, he was even ready to find the perfect place, finally, and put a satisfactory stop to his weeks-long search for a decent place he could live at for the upcoming months.
He was not, however, ready to find a little six-or-so year old kid running around the living room chasing after a black cat, nor to have to look down to meet his possible roommate’s eyes. And if Rosie’s gasp was anything to go by, neither was she.
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The five times Alastor found himself not knowing what to expect, and one time he perfectly knew. -
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If anyone ever asks why Lucifer's blood sugar keeps climbing, he's going to blame the French. More specifically, he's going to blame that French bakery Charlie dragged him into one random evening after ballet class for being so damn delicious.
Oh, and there's also the guy behind the counter. The one whose smile can rival a spotlight and who moves like he's dancing on air.
Who knew that getting back into ballet would taste so sweet?
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When Lucifer, an office worker embroiled in a messy custody arrangement, goes to a club to blow off some steam he meets Alastor, a mysterious, tall, dark, handsome stranger. The next day Lucifer sees a familiar face at his daughter’s parent teacher conference.
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Fascinated with the casual display of power Lucifer showed during the extermination, Alastor decided to provoke the King at every turn to keep his eyes on him. There was no one in Hell worthy of Lucifer’s attention. No one except for Alastor.
It was a matter of time before the King noticed the kind of fascination fuelling his actions. Now caught in Alastor’s interest… Lucifer makes him an offer.
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- Part 1 of What the Hart Wants
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🎙️Good evening, my dear listeners, and welcome to a story woven from the musical notes of desire and darkness. Ah, but what is love at first sight without a touch of madness, hmm?
For the next three nights, our line up of songs will weave a mid-century romance laced with beauty and blood.
And the latter, well... it’s oh-so-sweet. Fear not, my darlings, for even death cannot part us.
So sit back, relax, and allow me to guide you through this deliciously twisted affair... until the devil’s last dance. 🎙️- Words:
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TO RETURNING READERS: Heed the tags PLEASE. This still ends very soft, but it has much more debauched elements than previous works. Reader discretion is advised!!!
Lucifer, a divorcee trail guide from a big occult practicing family is hired by a group of self proclaimed monster and myth hunters calling themselves "The Vs" to lead them through the Erie Mist Mountain Pass pass. He almost refuses, knowing it was the season for the worst of eldritch of things to come out but by golly the paycheck that overgrown power puff girl pulled out! Even if Vox's fantasies about being fucked by a monster are creepy - it was enough to feel like he could try. Charlie's birthday was coming up after all!
Just stay calm, camp early, set up wards... yeah?
Well, unfortunately or... one might say very fortunately, for him, there was a special kind of being hiding in the trees this time.
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The first time he meets the devil, Alastor is twenty-one years old.
It is not the last time, though it does set the course for everything that follows. It is where it all begins.
A canon divergence AU, beginning with a very different first meeting.
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“Hi!” Lucifer’s voice cracks just a bit. He clears his throat and tries again. “Um, hi. Are you—I’m your date? I think? Sorry if I kept you waiting, had a little trouble finding the place.”
At first, the man is silent as his piercing, grey-green eyes go wide with surprise before he breaks into the biggest, most dazzling smile Lucifer has ever seen.
“Lucky me,” the man purrs, his gaze flickering across Lucifer’s face like he’s fascinated. “It’s no trouble; I’m sure you’re worth the wait.”
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Lucifer is set up with a blind date. It ends up being something more than he'd ever expected. -
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Alastor catches Lucifer attempting to steal one of his jackets before the start of his heat; sex ensues.
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Please Just Look The Other Way by Petra4President
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Mar 2025
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A month after the failed Extermination and things are looking up for Lucifer. He's moved in to reconnect with his daughter, he's beginning to rekindle his relationships with the other Sins, and he's finally taking a more active roll in Hell's politics. Lucifer is only a little burnt out from all the socializing and responsibilities after isolating himself for a hundred years. A little stress never killed anybody.
He totally wasn't panicking at the thought that Heaven deemed it a good idea to send three of his estranged brothers down to assess the potential of Charlie's Hazbin Hotel and he totally, absolutely wasn't worried about the fact that the only thing keeping him sane during their stay happened to be a pompous, cannibalistic Radio Demon with a knack of getting on every single one of his nerves.
Yeah, Lucifer was totally fine.
Spoiler Alert: Lucifer was absolutely not fine.
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To get the residents to stop talking about Alastor's dick after Lucifer got drunk and spilled his guts in front of the others, Charlie seeks her uncle Ozzie's help. See, the thing is: Ozzie sure as hell isn't a therapist, and Alastor sure as hell knew what he had signed up for by getting together with the Devil.
(Can be read as a standalone!)
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- Part 2 of this is not a test or an SOS
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He trusts Alastor. To a degree. It fluctuates, that degree.
It’s been on an upward trend despite his best intentions. He's opening his shriveled, disused heart to a common sinner and he’s—he’s surprised by how naturally it comes.
In which Lucifer and Alastor play a very long, very atypical game of twenty questions.
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- Part 3 of an acquired heart
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Fuck this shit.
Lucifer exhales, strained and quiet, shifting uncomfortably on the plush couch cushions. He’s long since abandoned his drink, the half full glass standing harrowingly next to Alastor’s significantly less empty one. Normally they’d be on their second glass by now, fighting to see who can handle the contents better, hurling insults that slowly lose their bite somewhere along the way. Today is different.
Lucifer is hard.
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Or, Angel is a dickhead. Which might be the kick in the balls the King of Hell and the Radio Demon need to let off some steam and finally fuck like animals.