20 Bookmarks by Freakyfreakster
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Flambae discovers that Robert’s love language might be teasing and promptly suffers the consequences.
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30 Jun 2026
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Tip of the Tongue, Back of the Throat by atypicalinterjection
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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The information had arisen from an extremely drunken conversation that Herman had had with Victor at one of the many bars the Z-team frequented. A conversation that he had forgotten about entirely by the next morning, and, horrifyingly, a conversation that had been quickly circulated to and through the entire team by the next day. A conversation, as eloquently phrased by Victor, about how “Waterboy went ham on his own shlong like a megaperv.”
or; Robert makes a deal with Herman to have him show off how he sucks his own cock.
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14 Jun 2026
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Telepathy really isn’t all that.
Matter of fact, telepathy ain’t fucking shit, Robert would like to have that on record, signed with his ridiculous fucking name and everything.
In all the three and a half decades of life Robert has lived with this cursed ability—and it is cursed, abysmally, no matter how much renown it might have brought him—, he has heard a great many things, most of which would have driven a weaker man to suicide.
Never has he heard a mind like that one.
or: Robert is a mindreader, and (un)fortunately, Herman has a lot of thoughts.
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25 Apr 2026
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Slurp It Up (it's enough to fill your cup) by gangstabilbo
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Mar 2026
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Waterboy doesn't listen to his dispatcher. Punishment ensues.
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28 Mar 2026
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rob is home alone and all pent up, however shall he cope?
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28 Mar 2026
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Robert needed some extra money while SDN was funding his mech suit. Luckily, he found a job being a drag queen in a few gay bars around LA, since the area was rife with them. Friday night was usually his busiest. Unfortunately for Robert, that's the same time Flambae and Alice hit the town.
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22 Mar 2026
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Chad doesn't realise how touch starved he is. That is, until, Herm starts touching him.
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06 Mar 2026
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Robert knows better than to judge a book by their cover. Herman is sweet, lovely, kind. But he is far from naive in the matters of pleasure or pain, and the dispatcher thinks it's about time he does something about it.
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- Part 6 of Watermech McFreak Anon Fics
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16 Feb 2026
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TFW you're scrolling a porn website, see a doppelgänger of your cute coworker on a livestream, and soon realise holy shit it actually is him, and you're not mad about it.
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16 Feb 2026
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
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03 Feb 2026
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"I could use your body up so easily... And you'd like it, wouldn't you?"
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Herman has an interesting request...
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04 Jan 2026
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Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).More fool him, he supposes.
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- Part 1 of The Z-Team Harem
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21 Nov 2025
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“Um.”
Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”
“You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain.
OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?
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15 Nov 2025
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12 Nov 2025
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Wired For Pleasure by ClownCar420
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Aug 2025
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Eddie’s head lolled against his shoulder, lips parted, eyes half-lidded and glazed with lingering pleasure and post-shock haze. He whimpered softly, weak and pliant, fingers barely able to curl around Volt’s forearm. “V… Volt…” he rasped, voice thick and disoriented. “I… can’t…”
“I know, Live Wire,” Volt murmured, pressing a reassuring kiss to the top of Eddie’s head, the tip of his nose brushing over the hair frizzed from static. “I’ve got you. Just a little further… we’ll get you cleaned up, alright?”
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14 Aug 2025
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“Ah, uh-” Volt half laughs. You could swear you hear Eddie murmur something, or gasps, but it’s lost under Volt’s stutter. Huh, he doesn’t usually-
It dawns on you.
“Can… can you guys feel that?”or: messing with a dateables object, but this time it's the breaker box
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16 Jul 2025
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only if you'd like me to (i could fall in love with you) by l0vemedead
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Aug 2025
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Parker is planning to make his first appearance at the annual household Halloween party in years, and Chance wants to help ease his anxieties. But nobody has seen Parker all night, so... where is he?
Title from Clusterhug by IDKHOW
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12 Jul 2025
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Try To Substitute My Dreams With You by Wyvern (Amphiptere)
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
23 Jan 2026
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Nam-gyu's eyes shoot open and he lets out an involuntary yelp. Any ache in his body dissipates as if it were never present to begin with. Thanos is in front of him, his lips pulled back into a smile and a familiar shine in his eyes. He's pumping his fist out rhythmically to the blaring music, jerking his body around to it. Nam-gyu's heart is beating harshly in his chest and he lifts shaky hands out of his pockets to feel his pulse. His stomach doesn't hurt, his knuckles aren't bruised or covered in anyone else's blood, and most notably, Thanos is alive.
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- Part 2 of Eden's Best Fanfics
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27 Jan 2025
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About Wallace's husband. ("What if" version) by kageyamashigeokinnie
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2023
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(SPOILER WARNING FOR SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF!)
"Well, it's not a secret." Old Wallace raised an eyebrow.
"He's not ready, I haven't prepared him."
"He's gonna find out one way or another."
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That one scene from episode 7 but scollace is real
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19 Nov 2023
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03 Jun 2021