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How To Train Your Spamton by Anonymous
Fandoms: Defernull - Fandom, Deltarune (Video Game)
04 Jan 2026
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A shiver weaves its way through both of them; The light, upon further inspection, was the unmistakable shape and glow of a television screen.
“...Tens?” Spamton whispers, voice reduced to a ghost.
“Y-yeah?” He responds.
“You're- You're right next to me.” He's careful to make it a statement, rather than a question, an unmistakable shake to his voice.
“Y-yeah.” Tenna affirms. “I'm right here.”
“So that's…”
“Not me.”
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Spamton had a habit of running rampant through Tenna's life, a hurricane of inconveniences and bad decisions left in his wake. Who was better to help reign his co-host in than himself?
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05 Mar 2026
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Tenna was on the decline.
If he wanted to keep his name in lights, he would be forced to get a little help from an up and coming big name in Cyber City. While not particularly impressed by their first meeting, Tenna knows that this “Spamton” fella was his best chance of getting with the times or risk being left behind.
All he needed was a little guidance and all of that little mailman’s secrets to success. He would bring him in, give him a little sweet talk, stroke his ego, and get the guy to sing like a canary.
He’d been in this business a long time, while Spamton was just getting started.
This would be too easy, he thought.
But soon, he would realize that Spamton was a more worthy rival than he’d first suspected, looking to take just as much from him and more. The question was: who would win?
Who could play the long game,
And make it out to the other side in one piece?
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- Part 1 of The Long Game
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02 Jan 2026
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01 Jan 2026
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Spamton refuses to prepare ahead of time for his late-night infomercial show. No one's going to watch it, so why bother?
That all changes when he discovers that the product of the night is a sex toy, and he ropes Tenna into helping him sell it.
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- 6/6
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13 Aug 2025
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Spamton finds the courage to do the unthinkable. He changes their fate - only, he had to violently rip into another world to do so.
Thing is, they already exist in this world.* Spamton and Tenna meet their Undertale counterparts and forge their own ending, while dealing with their baggage.
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- Part 1 of Undertale SpamTenna AU
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09 Aug 2025
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i know the title is like. so original
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04 Aug 2025
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It’s only been a day since the business with Tenna in the green room. Try as he might to move on and forget about it, the incident lingers on Spamton’s mind. He knows the guy didn’t mean to hurt him. He’s not scared of Tenna. He can’t be.
In his dreams, a cage begins to loom. There’s a chance to find a key, but is he going to take it?
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- Part 2 of [HEART SHAPED OBJECT]
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29 Jul 2025
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We asked 100 Married Men if this counts as Vore by ZeroGrizz for bradbradleyart
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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Spamton notices his business partner doesn’t seem to be feeling like himself. A wire pulled too taut is the culprit, and Tenna’s hands are far too big to reach in and fix it himself. It’s lucky that he’s got a compact partner like Spamton to come help him out!
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- Part 1 of [HEART SHAPED OBJECT]
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29 Jul 2025
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You've always felt a strange energy coming from your television set - a boxy old CRT you can't afford to replace and feel oddly attached to. It's almost like it's... aware, somehow.
When you discover how to shift between the Light and Dark Worlds, you learn the truth: your beloved, dusty TV is actually Mr "Ant" Tenna - who, as it turns out, has a bit of a thing for you. With this knowledge in hand (and Tenna completely unaware that you know) you decide to have some fun. How worked up can you get him before he finally cracks?
Or: how to tease an inanimate television until its sentient Dark World counterpart finally admits he's been watching (and enjoying) the entire time.
A standalone story & part of my Tenna/Reader series.
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- Part 2 of Physical Challenges With Mr "Ant" Tenna
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- English
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- 7/7
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14 Jul 2025
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Bill and Ford's relationship in a series of [ETA: horrifying!] sexual encounters.
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- Part 3 of as falls gravity so falls gravity falls
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16 Sep 2024
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14 Sep 2024
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Three Point Destruction by I_have_hella_nice_abbs
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), Gravity Falls
07 Oct 2024
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Prismo's eye flickered over to focus on them. "I have a wish for you to grant, if you want to."
"A wish?" Simon asked, furrowing his brow. "Isn't that your whole deal?"
"The guy." Prismo stretched a hand across the floor to point at the six-fingered man. "Wished specifically for someone to help with his problem, so I can't conjure up a new reality for him. I chose you guys to take up the task, since you have experience with multiversal adventures."
"What if we get, like, halfway through and realise we can't do it?" Fionna asked.
"And what's the problem you want us to solve?" Simon interrupted, unwilling to agree to anything without knowing just what he was getting into.
"Ah, well." Prismo said, fidgeting nervously. "Fionna, that's easy enough to answer. I'll send the Scarab in and you'll be free to head home." He sighed. "Simon, uh, you're not gonna like this. It's Bill Cipher."
"Bill Cipher" Simon cried incredulously. Was Prismo serious?! "The big boss of the Nightmare Realm, Bill Cipher?"
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Or, Ford finds a way to contact Prismo, and promptly uses his wish to get rid of a certain triangle for good.
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09 Aug 2024
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Alastor finds himself under the effects of an aphrodisiac and Lucifer comes to his aid, despite his reluctance. Can these two possibly find common ground to resolve the problem, or will there be blood. To bad things only get worse before they get better.
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10 Apr 2024
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Unwilling to show any form of weakness, Alastor continues to push himself after the extermination nearly ends him, pain and desperation cutting his fuse shorter than ever. The only one stupid enough to approach him at those times is conveniently the only one he can't fight, but oblivious as the King is, he doesn't catch wise until the Radio Demon nearly crumbles at his feet.
That same obliviousness leaves him blissfully unaware what some of the other residents think is going on.Bookmarked by Funkrat
10 Apr 2024
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The annual purge has arrived, but the year has a last few surprises in store. An invitation from Lucifer himself to a Purge Day party, a demon either brave or foolish enough to challenge an angel and televise it, and a trip to the back rooms for a better view of the show. And that's just for a start.
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- Part 1 of Appleradio Collection
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01 Mar 2024
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Alastor never made it to his radio tower.
Instead, Charlie finds him passed out under a heap of rubble, wounded and barely alive.
Vaggie takes charge as the group discovers Alastor can't remember a thing about his life in Hell.
How will they adjust? Will Alastor remember anything? And how will the rest of Hell react if they find out the Radio Demon is indisposed?- Language:
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26 Feb 2024
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Challenging Frequencies by MadhouseFunhouse
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Mar 2024
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Alastor and Lucifer try to get along once the hotel is rebuilt, but things happen that make things ever more difficult. What will Lucifer do with the things that he learns about the demon? Then a new guest comes and rumors start to spread. Whatever shall the demon do in order to keep up appearances?
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- 63,495
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- 18/20
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20 Feb 2024
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The phrase ‘Hell is forever’ that Alastor heard thrown about so often in the recent months had never felt more on point than it did now.
With Charlotte in heaven and the rest of his rag-tag band of hotel occupants absent for the evening, what he really needs is a quiet evening alone.
Unless of course... entertainment decides to come knocking on his door.
Literally.
Set as a look at the evening of the hotel's sole occupant in Episode 6, and the King who has 'forgotten' his daughter isn't there.
1st part of a series in progress following in-betweens of episodes, but can be read as a standalone.Series
- Part 1 of Wicked Game
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- 4/4
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11 Feb 2024
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Alastor and Lucifer want to maim each other. This just won’t do.
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- 5/?
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03 Feb 2024
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Hell-wide broadcast? Check.
Old rivalry re-ignited? Check.
A comeback that all of Pentagram City will be talking about for years? Double check.Alastor flicks of his broadcast. Safe in the knowledge he'll be the name on everyone's lips.
That maybe, in a few days or weeks at most, it'll even reach the palace gates.
Takes place right after 'Stayed gone.' because I'm convinced this broadcast wouldn't go unnoticed....
Mind the tags ;)
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03 Feb 2024