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  1. Rec 12

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    In which the Berseria crew learn to navigate the annoying predicament of loving another human being. Of course, they choose to take the most convoluted, least productive paths to get there.

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    20 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    There weren't any rules saying you had to like everything your prime did, which was a good thing because she very much didn't. Reflections were allowed to be annoyed every so often if their prime couldn’t get their game to work right and stayed up all night trying to fix it. Or to be frustrated if they were late for school because staying up all night made them miss the bus. Or irritated when it happened so often she got detention which led to yet another another argument between her parents.

    She was pretty sure most reflections weren't this frustrated with their prime as often as she was though. She could just ignore that for today though, because for once instead of annoyed, she was excited.

    Because today was Halloween, and it had always been her favorite holiday.

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    17 Jun 2025

  3. Rec 2

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    au where simon wasn’t a total shithead, didn’t die, and him and grace got their exit. they visit france for some downtime (and bc i’m a french simon truther)

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    07 Feb 2022

  4. Rec *

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    "Look, Minster, buddy, pal," Kez begins, "I'm not gonna be all, 'Oh my goodness, I totally didn't see this coming, woe, my world is collapsing!' Like, yeah, you got the same birthday and I know people are like 'awww, they're brothers by choice.’ But nah, man, when I met you guys it was like I could cut that sexual tension with a knife. Almost did, actually! You were both so obvious, you deserved a good shanking."

    Min-Gi cringes for a multitude of reasons. "Thanks for not doing that."

    Kez flaps a hand. "Case in point: I had a feeling this was gonna happen, so I don’t think any less of either of you for doing...uh, the do? I’m just flattered you told me, ‘specially since it’s bugging you so bad.”

    “But what do I do?”

    “Uhhh talk to him?”

    The guttural noise Min lets out is a mix between a cackle and a sputter. It turns a few heads.

    Kez’s brows rise. “Wow, okay. Glad my stand-up’s still intact, but I didn’t realize I was selling out Madison Square with that one.”

    min-gi wakes up, finds a letter, and it gets worse.

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    09 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    ““Why did you...”

    Everything feels upside down. There’s a moment, after the words crawl up his throat, unfiltered, that the world flips and everything looks different. Feels different. Any relief he should have felt at being saved turns to bindings in his chest, constricting too tight. The air tastes sour. The hard metal biting at his spine, his skull, feels good because it’s real and he’s still alive to feel it at all. He breathes and it hurts—in his throat, at the knot he can’t seem to swallow.

    “I— I don’t know,” Grace answers, sounding just as breathless and confused as he feels.”

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    At the last moment, Simon makes a better choice.

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    06 Mar 2021