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    Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.

    “Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”

    Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.

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    02 Jul 2025

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    even excellenter. No notes.

    Except holy hell THE LORE

    I may or may not be rereading this in 10/2025 because of a certain scene towards the end. Hm. (It is, in fact, in the very last chapter, even)

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    14 Oct 2025

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    I love this so so much it contains perhaps my favorite peter ever.
    When i tell you that i CACKLED that is an understatement.

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    Everyone forgets that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

    Everyone includes Peter Parker.

     

    (Summary updated to reassure you that the tapeworm is a metaphor 😊)

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    14 Jul 2025

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    I love this concept so incredibly much and it is executed so fascinatingly well and i am left in perpetual awe. Massive good job.

    Hey hey hey im rereading in 10/2025. Because reasons.
    Really really good matt content.

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    Gojo Satoru has spent a lifetime trying to do the right thing the right way.

    He decides to spend his second terrorizing the local yakuza, reliving his middle school glory days with a pop punk youth aesthetic and a regrettable affliction for black leather, uprooting the criminal underworld and hero industry alike, and casually taking up costumed aggression as an occupation.

     

    A Gojo Satoru is reborn as Todoroki Touya AU

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    02 Oct 2025

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    This is quite awesome and really well written—overall a lot of fun!
    It’s quite long (part 2 is there too) (and part 3) but i really like the exploration of how gojo would interact with the mha world after being born into it. Jjk references are (in the first part at least) and there’s a strong focus on found family/friends that i love very much. Also i just really like all the music and music references re: no scrubs and the gojo band. It just works in a way that’s pretty new and fresh. Yum.

    Hawks satoru relationship angst in part 2 is really beautiful

    Do not be deceived though this thing is LONG. And also not currently finished at like 700000 words woah.

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    A Jumpchain story.

    Delaine, the Jumper, has been around for a long time. Too long, maybe. So maybe this adventure with the Doctor will be their last one. Who knows? If nothing else, they'll be trying to take it easy... if only the Doctor would get that memo and stop getting into so much trouble... and stop asking so many inconvenient questions.

    (The Doctor, for his part, would like to know why his new companion is so Odd. And he won't stop asking until he figures out the entire puzzle - whether she likes it or not.)

    Long fic, self-insert, powerful protagonist, experiments with non-linear storytelling. Part of a series but intended to be written so it can stand on its own. Focused on character interactions. Warnings for violence, language, and the occasional unpopular opinion. May go up in rating later as things develop, tags and warnings will be added as the story progresses.

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    23 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is really a lot of fun. good storytelling, and i really like the fragmented way in which information is revealed. Also has a lot of really good Ten content, too, as if follows season 2 pretty closely.