Goat_in_a_coat
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After being left for dead, Gustave wakes up. Well, almost.
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phase change by Goat_in_a_coat
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
07 May 2025
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Licking rocks does not usually have a direct correlation with pursuing a career in the scientific research field of complex geochemistry, but certain factors will always come into play and produce a certain result.
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a day in the life of a traffic cop by Goat_in_a_coat
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jun 2024
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A new day dawns in Corellia, with new adventures abound. Join Jed I., Coronet City Traffic Cop, on an average Taungsday at work--which may end up distinctly non-average. Or something.
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“Gonk” said the Gonk Droid as it sadly but determinedly gonked away. It would show them. The true power of gonk has as of yet been untapped, but the Gonk Droid knew it was only a matter of time.
Or, a new day on Corellia promises a droid revolution.
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eminently practical by Goat_in_a_coat
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 May 2022
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Cerna doesn't know what's up with all these people knocking on her door, and it's starting to get annoying.
Or, throw a force-null person into one of Obi-Wan Kenobi's disaster days and see what happens.
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one day on corellia... (or, I really just can't take myself seriously) by Goat_in_a_coat
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Jun 2024
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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1*Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*
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- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
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Bookmarked by Goat_in_a_coat
14 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I love this so so much it contains perhaps my favorite peter ever.
When i tell you that i CACKLED that is an understatement. -
Peter Parker's Tapeworm by Ginevra_Benci
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
31 Oct 2022
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Everyone forgets that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Everyone includes Peter Parker.
(Summary updated to reassure you that the tapeworm is a metaphor 😊)
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- Part 1 of (Not Really a) Tapeworm ’verse
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- 48,214
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Bookmarked by Goat_in_a_coat
14 Jul 2025
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I love this concept so incredibly much and it is executed so fascinatingly well and i am left in perpetual awe. Massive good job.
Hey hey hey im rereading in 10/2025. Because reasons.
Really really good matt content. -
May Death Never Stop You by slex (slexenskee)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Mar 2023
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Gojo Satoru has spent a lifetime trying to do the right thing the right way.
He decides to spend his second terrorizing the local yakuza, reliving his middle school glory days with a pop punk youth aesthetic and a regrettable affliction for black leather, uprooting the criminal underworld and hero industry alike, and casually taking up costumed aggression as an occupation.
A Gojo Satoru is reborn as Todoroki Touya AU
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- Part 1 of May Death Never Stop You
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Bookmarked by Goat_in_a_coat
02 Oct 2025
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This is quite awesome and really well written—overall a lot of fun!
It’s quite long (part 2 is there too) (and part 3) but i really like the exploration of how gojo would interact with the mha world after being born into it. Jjk references are (in the first part at least) and there’s a strong focus on found family/friends that i love very much. Also i just really like all the music and music references re: no scrubs and the gojo band. It just works in a way that’s pretty new and fresh. Yum.Hawks satoru relationship angst in part 2 is really beautiful
Do not be deceived though this thing is LONG. And also not currently finished at like 700000 words woah.
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Chains Adventurous - Dimensions In Time by nvzblgrrl
Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963), Jumpchain
15 May 2024
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A Jumpchain story.
Delaine, the Jumper, has been around for a long time. Too long, maybe. So maybe this adventure with the Doctor will be their last one. Who knows? If nothing else, they'll be trying to take it easy... if only the Doctor would get that memo and stop getting into so much trouble... and stop asking so many inconvenient questions.
(The Doctor, for his part, would like to know why his new companion is so Odd. And he won't stop asking until he figures out the entire puzzle - whether she likes it or not.)
Long fic, self-insert, powerful protagonist, experiments with non-linear storytelling. Part of a series but intended to be written so it can stand on its own. Focused on character interactions. Warnings for violence, language, and the occasional unpopular opinion. May go up in rating later as things develop, tags and warnings will be added as the story progresses.
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- Part 6 of Chains Adventurous
- Language:
- English
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- 306,479
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- 44/?
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Bookmarked by Goat_in_a_coat
23 Sep 2025
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this is really a lot of fun. good storytelling, and i really like the fragmented way in which information is revealed. Also has a lot of really good Ten content, too, as if follows season 2 pretty closely.
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A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.
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Bookmarked by Goat_in_a_coat
16 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
THEY HAD BETTER BE FINE INDEED
what a way to end fr but this is so so good. I love percy in this he is so. anxious. but also he is doing so well. Ahhh my poor child you are just sixteen. The familial bonds in here are also just so satisfying. Like hell yeah harry and hermione are part of the family. Also the situation with flint is kinda hilarious but also sad and beautiful. You know people have stuff going on that you dont even know about!!