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    Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?

    He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.

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    "Do me a favor and picture in your mind the messiest possible divorce. Then, shut your mouth and listen to me, because mine is TEN TIMES WORSE THAN THAT, and you're going to help make it EVEN MESSIER!!"

    Bill finds his new ticket out of the Theraprism, and it just so happens to involve Ford being his partner, with both of them wiped clean, given a fresh new start. Sure, ALL of their memories and powers are being held hostage, and they'll have to face a relentless gauntlet of invasive and violent challenges, as part of a trashy inter-dimensional reality show. But isn't that a small price to pay?

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    “The author of the journals,” Stan said, finally standing up. "My brother."

    The author of the journals, his brother, looked at the miniscule crowd that had arrived by accident to greet him. The author looked between them all, and Dipper could see reflection on his face from the light of the slowly dimming portal. The author’s gaze finally settled on Stan, and his posture stiffened.

    “Dad?” The author of the journals, his brother, choked out. He sounded absolutely baffled.

    Stan’s expression turned equally baffled, clearly not anticipating this. “What?”

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    The portal has opened, and spat out Stanford Filbrick Pines, exactly as he was when he left. Thirty years has passed for the outside world, but only a few hours have been lost for him.

    It changes things. Especially with the worst memories of Ford's life still hot on his tail, and eager to make a reappearance.

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    29 Oct 2024

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    Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.

    A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.

    But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

    A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

    Inspired by ABBA BABBA.

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