HabeasCoitus
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sweet music playing in the dark (don't ruin this on me) by HabeasCoitus
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
15 Jul 2026
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Phoenix overhears Miles playing the flute. He’s cooked.
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Phoenix watches Edgeworth play Mind Chess to get a witness to talk, and he wants to jump his bones so bad.
In which the author shamelessly projects her feelings from playing AAI2 directly onto Phoenix Wright, but honestly, it’s prolly exactly how Phoenix would feel anyway.
No actual spoilers for AAI2
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From the moment the Judge banged his gavel, Edgeworth was relentless. But it wasn’t his usual cunning, calculated cleverness—it was an aggressive, cruel hostility. He was purposefully aiming to humiliate, tearing down Phoenix’s arguments with a malignance that Phoenix hadn’t seen since the dark days of the Von Karma era.
“Really, Wright?” Edgeworth sneered across the courtroom. “Your performance today is utterly piteous. It is an embarrassment to the legal profession, let alone this court. Look at you, grasping at straws like a drowning amateur. I almost have to remind myself who you are, because watching you stumble through these elementary arguments, it is as if this is your very first trial against me.”
Phoenix flinched. Ouch. Edgeworth... where is this coming from? What did I do?
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Edgeworth suddenly starts acting like the Demon Prosecutor again, and Phoenix knows something is wrong. He is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Takes place after the original trilogy but before the disbarment era. No amnesia, no time travel. Lots of feelings, pining, and angst. Your Honor, they are in love. Don't worry, I reward them after I put them through it. -
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Two chapters of Beanix torturing Miles by wearing slutty/cunty jewelry. That’s it, that’s the fic. PWP.
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Stall Me / Turn Off the Lights by HabeasCoitus
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
25 Jun 2026
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The Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death. Phoenix and Miles both try to get their brains fucked out to deal with it. They fail.
Told alongside song lyrics from Panic! at the Disco’s “Stall Me” and “Turn Off the Lights” because I had the revelation that it perfectly captures where each of them would be at this time and couldn’t get the idea out of my head.
Anyway, Ryden was real and so is Narumitsu.
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Broken Arms But Not Hearts by NobodysHekatonchires
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
06 Oct 2021
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Phoenix found himself running way later than usual when his bike collided with something solid.
He hadn’t been paying attention at all and one moment Phoenix was pedalling on his bike across an empty driveway and then the next he was rolling over someone’s car boot and dropping down hard on the wet concrete right into a puddle
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27 Jul 2026
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Edgeworth manages to break his ankle and is forced to wear an ugly cast for however long it takes to heal. Phoenix decides to put his art degree to good use.
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27 Jul 2026
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Miles and Pheonix are headed to Germany. A drunk driver changes their lives forever.
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27 Jul 2026
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As Miles stared up at the twelve flights of winding stairs and the quiet air of desperation and panic slowly thickened around him, the only coherent thought that crossed his mind was how he was most definitely going to be late to the office.
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Phoenix isn't going to let Miles climb 12 flights of stairs with a broken leg and decides the only alternative is to carry Edgeworth himself.Bookmarked by HabeasCoitus
27 Jul 2026
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Unwarranted. . . Something by pumpernickel_simswood
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
07 Mar 2022
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Finding out the truth of who killed Elise Deauxnim and why shattered Phoenix's reality. Especially with everything that happened during the case itself. What else could he do but break down when finally, finally alone. But perhaps an old friend can be of comfort?
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26 Jul 2026