HazardousLevelsOfWhimsy
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- Gravity Falls (3)
- Welcome to Night Vale (1)
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Who up fucking they Stanford in the ass by HazardousLevelsOfWhimsy
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
08 Sep 2025
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Bill Cipher (humanized and reformed) and Ford Pines have a very frantic fuck after dinner. Bill decides to top for the first time in a long while. Ford gets his hole broken in again.
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Bill has sworn off nefarious schemes since becoming human… but surely a proposal doesn’t count, right?
Bill decides neither of them are getting any younger so they might as well tie the knot. Come see what elaborate plan he’s cooking up!
They are in love.
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Bill Cipher is a powerless human and also Good now? Anyways, he’s living at the Mystery Shack and has reconciled with Ford.
Bill overexerts himself doing a chore for Stan and goes to Ford for company and chair cuddles.
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Cecil and Carlos get a little too excited over Five Nights at Freddy’s lore.
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One way to absolve his crime—
A different form, a different time.Those were the agreed upon terms. Bill’s been in the Theraprism for thirty years now, and the Axolotl has decided he’s ready for rehabilitation. In a pre-owned body Bill hardly understands with rules and conditions he must adhere to, he has been given one simple task before he is declared stable: build his moral compass from the ground up. Bill must rely on human kindness, forgiveness, and himself to solve a seemingly impossible moral dilemma posed to him by the Axolotl. But will an old rekindled flame help or hinder his progress?
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Handyman Bill AU where Bill gradually earns the trust of those around him and also has medusa hair. Billford secret dating, occasional smut (smut chapters are labeled for the freaks).- Language:
- English
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15 Aug 2025
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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Bookmarked by HazardousLevelsOfWhimsy
05 Jul 2025
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It happens because Cecil is a coward.
No, that isn’t fair.
It happens because, for the first time in a long time, Cecil feels safe. It happens because he doesn’t want to lose that feeling.
It happens because he loves, and because he is loved. Neither of those things protect him from the pain.
Sometimes, dear listeners, all it takes is that final straw for the camel to decide that it’s had enough and the next thing you know you’re sobbing into your evil double’s shoulder. These things happen.
Bookmarked by HazardousLevelsOfWhimsy
01 Jun 2025
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Armillaria by RevocablePeril (PerihelionIcarus)
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
07 Jun 2021
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Marius Pontmercy moves into his new apartment, ready for a fresh start, only to discover he's not the only person living there. Well, he is the only person living there. Courfeyrac, his unintended new roommate, is a ghost.
A story about trust, mushrooms, memory, befriending old professors, love, a box of VHS tapes, and the future.
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Bookmarked by HazardousLevelsOfWhimsy
25 Apr 2025
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Ford sighed heavily, the sound pressed and agonized. His voice was even as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “What did I say about you being here?” He asked in that same impassive tone, but Bill could tell how frustrated he was.
“That I have to behave,” Bill said, still smiling. “C’mon, Sixer. You should know me better.”
OR; Things get heated in the lab.
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- Part 1 of jordans filthy billford fics