13 Bookmarks by HazardousLevelsOfWhimsy
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One way to absolve his crime—
A different form, a different time.Those were the agreed upon terms. Bill’s been in the Theraprism for thirty years now, and the Axolotl has decided he’s ready for rehabilitation. In a pre-owned body Bill hardly understands with rules and conditions he must adhere to, he has been given one simple task before he is declared stable: build his moral compass from the ground up. Bill must rely on human kindness, forgiveness, and himself to solve a seemingly impossible moral dilemma posed to him by the Axolotl. But will an old rekindled flame help or hinder his progress?
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Handyman Bill AU where Bill gradually earns the trust of those around him and also has medusa hair. Billford secret dating, occasional smut (smut chapters are labeled for the freaks).- Language:
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15 Aug 2025
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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05 Jul 2025
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It happens because Cecil is a coward.
No, that isn’t fair.
It happens because, for the first time in a long time, Cecil feels safe. It happens because he doesn’t want to lose that feeling.
It happens because he loves, and because he is loved. Neither of those things protect him from the pain.
Sometimes, dear listeners, all it takes is that final straw for the camel to decide that it’s had enough and the next thing you know you’re sobbing into your evil double’s shoulder. These things happen.
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01 Jun 2025
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Armillaria by RevocablePeril (PerihelionIcarus)
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
07 Jun 2021
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Marius Pontmercy moves into his new apartment, ready for a fresh start, only to discover he's not the only person living there. Well, he is the only person living there. Courfeyrac, his unintended new roommate, is a ghost.
A story about trust, mushrooms, memory, befriending old professors, love, a box of VHS tapes, and the future.
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- 11/11
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25 Apr 2025
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Ford sighed heavily, the sound pressed and agonized. His voice was even as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “What did I say about you being here?” He asked in that same impassive tone, but Bill could tell how frustrated he was.
“That I have to behave,” Bill said, still smiling. “C’mon, Sixer. You should know me better.”
OR; Things get heated in the lab.
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- Part 1 of jordans filthy billford fics
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“My god Cipher, it’s not THAT hard.” Ford huffed, fingers pinching the bridge of his nose as he looked down at the busted washing machine, overloaded with bubbles and soap suds that were now spilling all over the laundry room floor.
The cause? No doubt the brightly colored bottles of detergent floating around the room. He counted at least seven of them, all empty.
The reason? That one was going to be harder to figure out considering an unusually silent Bill was staring straight at the ground with his arms crossed, refusing to look Ford in the eyes.
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Bill manages to break the new washer Stan 'acquired' for the shack. But both he and Ford get more than they bargained for when certain truths are brought to light.
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25 Apr 2025
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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ABBABABBA.Series
- Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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24 Apr 2025
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Living To Die (Again) Another Day by DriftingthroughtheVoid_155 (WindintheWillows156)
Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's
26 Dec 2022
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What if Michael had decided to stay working at Freddy's after his first five nights in 1993? Includes him meeting Phone Guy and Jeremy and together looking into the mysteries and questions they have surrounding the restaurants and Michael’s own family
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08 Jan 2025
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Cecilos! Not in chronological order and with no particular theme.
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10 Sep 2024
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A College/University AU (set in ‘real world’) following the slow building relationship of one Cecil Palmer and Carlos The Scientist.
Cecil, a twenty three year old Journalism major, is scraped off the sidewalk by Carlos, a twenty seven year old workaholic at the tail end of his PhD program. What starts as a purely beneficial relationship quickly snowballs into a friendship, with Carlos scrambling in fear of it becoming something more.
A story of lobsters, learning and love.
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09 Sep 2024
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When Cecil falls into a coma following a car crash, Carlos is desperate to save him in any way he can, including testing out a prototype device that projects him into Cecil's dreaming mind.
Amidst the strange people and places in the dream town in Cecil's head, Carlos must find Cecil and convince him to wake up, but there's a hitch: Carlos can't remember anything before his arrival in Night Vale.
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19 Aug 2024
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From the Diary of Cecil Baldwin by malacophilous (orphan_account) for
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
05 Nov 2013
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Above all things, Cecil is a chronicler. When he isn't broadcasting his thoughts and experiences, he's writing them in his diary; after all, his show's time slot is only half an hour--he can't talk about EVERYTHING on the air, now, can he?
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A collection of single chapter, immediately-post-episode, (usually fluffy) pieces. Each can be read separately in any order, or chronologically to follow the canon episode arcs.
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24 Jun 2024