16 Works by Hobby_Writer
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A collection of stories focusing on each of the couples tagged as they navigate the marriage market.
Neji has one priority this season: keep his cousin from marrying riff raff, and as far as Neji is concerned the ton is full of it. While his overbearing demeanor keeps Hinata safe from most suitors, he does not expect her to catch the eye of Naruto Uzumaki. Or for a (surprisingly high spirited) widow to find him at the ball.
The Uchiha have kept mostly to their own in the countryside since the untimely death of Lady and Lord Uchiha. However, with Itachi's recent illness, the responsibility of the family has fallen on Sasuke Uchiha's square shoulders. He must marry this season to secure an heir for his line... but the women are vapid and they chase him like hunters would a deer.
Shikamaru can't decide what's worse. His mother screaming at him to get married or his father escorting him to the marriage market... it's all such a pain in the ass.
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Neji Hyuuga is desperate to not fumble the 10/10 he’s somehow managed to bag. They’ve been in a long distance relationship for the past year, and he invites her to stay at his place while she’s in between modeling shoots. The only problem(s)? One of his roommates is convinced that Neji’s hired her and she’s an actor, the other is trying to fuck her, and the third still hasn’t paid him for last months wifi bill.
Alt Description (from Naruto's POV):
Neji Hyuuga is a weird roommate. Naruto is convinced that when Neji talks about his girlfriend, the man is talking about his hand–either that or an AI chatbot with a generic name like Tenten. Neji never shows pictures, and he gets all weird when asked if she has social media. He’s such a buttoned up guy that it makes it even more suspicious. Not to mention that his best friend Lee is … eccentric. So when Neji mentions that his girlfriend might come to stay with them for a few days, the boys don’t even bat an eye. Of course! That is until an actual woman appears in their apartment overnight.
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"It's time you do something good for the world, Addams," Sherrif Santiago said as she positioned herself squarely behind her desk to keep her distance from both Wednesday and her father, but mostly her father. Something about the man made her skin crawl. "This community service will be good for you as well." She cracked a polite smile. "I already let the local senior center know that you're available for performances. They love cello!"
Wednesday didn't let the opportunity pass her by. "My grandmother has trained me well in the art of performative embalming," she quipped. If her face wasn't permanently frozen in a frown, she might have even grinned. "I'm sure the residents will find it informative."
"Uh," Santiago said, leaning back into her chair and putting her hands behind her head. "Well, you can put your head down and work, or you can go kicking and screaming the whole way. Either way it's seventy-two hours, Addams."
"May I suggest somewhere else?" Wednesday asked.
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Neji received the news shortly after he returned from his trip to China. He burned Tenten’s note after reading it and scattered the ashes to remove all evidence that it ever existed. For the entire week that followed, his cheeks were dusted with a soft pink hue; Neji claimed it was a sunburn, but his genin knew that something was up by the way he was more stressed than they’d ever seen him. His bizarre behavior continued when Neji announced that he would be moving out of the Hyuuga compound and buying a home.
No one understood why he had been so flustered until Tenten returned to the village as a fully fledged, and unmistakably pregnant, weapon-smith.
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- Part 2 of Letters from Tenten - NejiTen
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The Herpetoculture of Rosy Boas by Hobby_Writer
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
04 Jan 2026
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Supervisor of the herpetology lab at Wisteria University, Obanai puts out an ad for an assistant, and he's not prepared for the pink whirlwind that comes calling. She's sweet, so sweet that it makes his teeth hurt, but her availability is terrible! She cleans part time for the kendo club on campus, and can't fill in on Tuesdays because of a late night class. Not to mention that she doesn't have any of the applicable skills outlined in the advertisement. But, Obanai hires her anyway, not that anyone else applied, and Mitsuri Kanroji becomes an assistant snake handler under him.
Obanai finds himself falling for her. Everything feels so simple, like puzzle pieces coming together, and he's never felt anything quite like it before. However, nothing is ever as simple as it should be, and Obanai gets the wrong idea when he sees her with the Kendo captain, Kyoujurou. Things get even worse when Mitsuri confides in Obanai that someone keeps stealing her underwear out of the dorm laundry machines. All Obanai wants is for her to happy, healthy, and safe--and he'll be damned if anyone is going to get in his way.
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Whispers of the Void by Hobby_Writer
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
28 Dec 2025
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Tenten, a budding initiate of Shar, is one sacrifice away from earning her place in the Night Church. Her trial is simple: lure the most gullible person she can find to the cloister and spill his blood on Shar’s altar. She finds the perfect victim in Lee, a monk on his first journey without his teacher. Naive, he walks right into her trap with a grin on his face. However, fate has different plans when it throws a wizard and rogue into the mix. Tenten can handle the wizard; she has him wrapped around her finger the moment they meet. It even seems like she might have two offerings for her goddess instead of one, but the rogue sees through her lies and threatens her trial.
If she fails to offer Lee, the Father Superior will make Tenten the sacrifice instead. Will she succeed? Or will the Father Superior spill her blood on the altar?
Love is a lie. Only hate endures.
Light is blinding. Only in darkness do we see clearly.
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My Little Nightshade by Hobby_Writer
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
13 Sep 2025
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Forks has a knack for attracting a variety of supernatural beings, but nothing could have prepared the town for the arrival of the Addams family. Living, yet clearly not human, they keep to themselves in a decrepit black mansion-that no one can quite remember ever being there-on the outskirts of town. The Addams toe the line between Cullen and Quileute territory in a gray zone not patrolled by either group, and after a string of suspicious incidents involving their college-age daughter, Wednesday, the town’s other residents decide to introduce themselves.
Charlie can’t handle anymore of this paranormal nonsense. Between dealing with Bella's vampire ex-boyfriend and her new shifter beau, he hardly has any time for his new family with Sue let alone a recent missing persons report sitting on his desk. Hopefully no one dies this time around...
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Disgraced, Neji leaves his uncle's company and joins the only one that will take him, Konoha Ballet Theatre. While dealing with his own familial issues, he meets Tenten and Lee, a pair of dancers that might as well be brother and sister. Lee is annoying, but Tenten is worse, and she seems to be everywhere Neji goes. She's an amazing dancer. He can't lie; she's better than any ballerina he's partnered with before, but Tenten's impulsive and cocky. Truthfully, Neji can't stand being around her when they're not dancing, and he's not sure why she takes up so much real estate in his mind.
Konoha Ballet Theatre puts on a production of Swan Lake, and strange things start to happen around the studio with the arrival of three foreign dancers from Suna, but most notably, Temari.
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Letters From Tenten explores the idea of how Neji and Tenten's relationship would have evolved if he survived the war. Neji survives, barely, and Tenten makes the difficult decision to leave Kohona (temporarily) to follow her dreams. During the two years that she is away from Konoha studying, she writes letters to Neji and he writes her back. Slowly, but surely, the truth about the feelings that they have for each other comes to light.
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- Part 1 of Letters from Tenten - NejiTen
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“Look, if there’s a mess Sasuke, you’re the one that left it.” Naruto leaned against the railing on the stairway, then held out a hand to block Sasuke from passing. “Once Hinata and I get married, those boys are as good as my nephews.” It was a nasty, complex situation, and Naruto understood that, but it didn’t change the facts.
Sasuke’s face drifted from confusion to a blank stare as he realized what Naruto was doing.
“Just,” Naruto drummed his hands against the metal railing. It had to be said, and they all had danced around the topic long enough. Sasuke had just returned to the village, and Naruto didn’t want to push him away again so quickly, but he had to set something straight. “-don’t make things weird for me. I want to be able to invite you to dinner and not get in trouble with Hinata, okay?” The blond let out an embarrassed laugh and scratched the back of his head before popping up from the railing like nothing had happened.
“Alright, let’s go get ramen.”
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- Part 1 of Little Joys - SasuTen
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Tenten and Sasuke consummate their relationship, and Tenten takes his virginity.
An optional read to add to Little Joys.
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- Part 2 of Little Joys - SasuTen
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Frostbite - 霜焼け - ShimoYake by Hobby_Writer
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Video Game)
15 Jan 2025
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Naruto Crossover with Sekiro:
Hitomi loses her arm months before her team is scheduled to take the Chuunin Exams in Konoha. With the help of her eccentric teacher, she finds a mysterious arm in a derelict museum on the outskirts of the Land of Snow. It, allegedly, belongs to a forgotten warrior of the ages named Sekiro. As Hitomi learns to use the prosthetic, she unlocks memories of the past and relives pieces of his life in dreams; all happening, while she is creating memories of her own as a young shinobi.
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A flashback to when Tenten and Neji were on Team Guy together based off of this letter snippet from Chapter 5 of Letters from Tenten.
"Sometimes when I get homesick, I’ll sleep with my back up against the wall. It reminds me of when Guy made us sleep back to back on overnight missions to avoid ambushes. You absolutely refused to sleep next to Guy or Lee, so it was always me and you. I’m sure you hated it, but I guess it makes me think of you, and then I don’t feel so lonely. Don’t tell Guy or Lee, they’ll make a big deal of it and embarrass me."
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During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Tenten suffers what eventually becomes known as a Traumatic Tsukuyomi Injury. Her consciousness is split, her memories of the days leading up to the war scrambled, and the majority of Tenten’s mind spends five years trapped in a fake genjutsu world.
In this counterfeit world a blistering fifteen years pass; Neji died during the war, Tenten owns a weapon shop on the brink of bankruptcy, Lee somehow managed to reproduce all alone via sheer willpower, and aliens not only exist, they routinely try to destroy the world.
With everything laid out like that, how did Tenten never notice that something was off? Surely she should have noticed the glaringly obvious red moon hovering in the sky every night….
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A new climber joins Guy’s gym, and Neji can’t keep his eyes off of her. She’s silly, sweet, cute, unbelievably strong on the wall, and it seems like she has a mutual interest in him as well from the way she smiles at him. Unfortunately for Neji, before he even has the chance to think about making a move he learns that not only is she taken but she has a girlfriend.
Things get complicated further when she begins to confide in Neji that the relationship is far from as perfect as it seems on the outside.
Modern University/College AU
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Mafia/Crime Syndicate Modern AU
Itachi slaughters the Uchiha Family in order to keep his younger brother safe, and the 'Leaf' covers up the murders to keep them out of the general public's prying eyes. Itachi becomes a hitman to support Sasuke and joins a shadowy organization called the Akatsuki. He builds his reputation as a brutal killer taking any assignment without question. Sasuke grows up a rich spoiled brat with no idea of Itachi's connection to the Uchiha deaths. One day, Itachi meets a familiar figure from his past, and finds out that she unfortunately also would do anything to take care of her younger sibling.