HopelessFanboy
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Fuck me like you hate me by HopelessFanboy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan)
12 Nov 2025
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The slience in Arkham's isolation cells was always deafening. All since of time faded compleatly and J could hardly tell apart his waking hours from his dreams. So when Batman pays J a little visit in his cell, he just ignores how perfectly in line it is with all his fantasies.
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- Part 3 of Batjokes Drabbles
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I don't like him. I don't. I can't. by HopelessFanboy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Jul 2025
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Edward’s sexuality is honestly the least of his concerns. Men, women, hes never cared much for either.
So why does he like this clown?
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Joker sits in his cell thinking about his Bat
And hitting his head against the wall
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- Part 2 of Batjokes Drabbles
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Joker finds peace and understanding after the violence ends. At this moment everything is alright. He just has to hold on to it.
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- Part 1 of Batjokes Drabbles
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Boredom is a Sickness by HopelessFanboy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Mar 2023
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Joker is sick of being bored, but he just can't seem to come up with something new to do this time around. Every scheme had been done before. He ends up having a painfully normal night out...if we ignore the murder.
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Batjokes Drabbles by HopelessFanboy
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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Extremely short batjokesy fics
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- 1,425
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Fuller, Texas, 1957: He’s the town’s ghost story. She’s the girl who sees him. That summer, his world shifts and something dark takes root.
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- Part 1 of The Hewitt Boy
Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
18 Aug 2025
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"Oh, hello! Who might you be?" the guy said with a cheerful smile.
"I'm… Adrian," he said, panicking. "Adrien, yeah. Um, and who are you?"
"Ah! Stanford, Stanford Pines, pleasure to make your acquaintance!" the guy, Stanford, said.
or, local Gravity Falls teenager talks to the town kook, Stanford Pines.
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Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
31 Jan 2025
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Bruce is wrongfully committed to Arkham Asylum. How long will he last before he loses his mind? Even he doesn't know.
Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
03 Jan 2025
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my body is young (but my mind is very old) by green_tea_and_honey
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
06 Dec 2024
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“The author of the journals,” Stan said, finally standing up. "My brother."
The author of the journals, his brother, looked at the miniscule crowd that had arrived by accident to greet him. The author looked between them all, and Dipper could see reflection on his face from the light of the slowly dimming portal. The author’s gaze finally settled on Stan, and his posture stiffened.
“Dad?” The author of the journals, his brother, choked out. He sounded absolutely baffled.
Stan’s expression turned equally baffled, clearly not anticipating this. “What?”
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The portal has opened, and spat out Stanford Filbrick Pines, exactly as he was when he left. Thirty years has passed for the outside world, but only a few hours have been lost for him.
It changes things. Especially with the worst memories of Ford's life still hot on his tail, and eager to make a reappearance.
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Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
05 Oct 2024
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At the end of the summer, when Mabel and Great Uncle Ford fall through a multiverse rip left from Weirdmageddon, Dipper isn't too worried. After all, they've all overcome much worse adventures and always bounced back. But then a year passes. And another. And another. As Dipper spends the next thirty years frantically searching for a way to reunite his family, he not only must contend with the dangers of the powerful supernatural forces he's messing with, but also the bitter reality of growing up without his twin sister.
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Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
20 Sep 2024