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Peonies in bloom by Hornett for Darrenious
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Dec 2023
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for Darrenious for MDZS Christmas Exchange
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On the joyous occasion of the second Lan heir's birth celebration, a terrible shadow falls when the Yiling Patriarch arrives, much displeased that he wasn't invited. 20 years later, Lan Wangji learns the terrible price he extracted, and knows that he has only three weeks of freedom left until he meets the man again.
Deciding to use his remaining time to do whatever he pleases, he ends up meeting Wei Wuxian, who is handsome, protective, and harbours secrets of his own.
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“Compensation,” the Yiling Patriarch echoes. “I like the sound of that. What will you give me? Gold? Jewels? Weapons?”
“Name your prize,” Lan Qiren repeats.
The Yiling Patriarch smiles again. He says, “Your nephew will do.”
Podfic of Once Upon a Midnight Dreary by Vamillepudding.
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[podfic] The Guys Next Table by Hornett
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2023
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[from the original post]
Shen Qingqiu didn't mean to eavesdrop, really. He was just here to rest and have a nice meal. But how in the world was he supposed to just ignore what he was hearing?"You can tie me up and do me upside down, but spanking is a no-no!"
Whoever were sitting at the next table had to be the most shameless couple Shen Qingqiu had ever encountered. Binghe, don't you dare start taking notes!
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[podfic] The Necromancer's Apprentice by Hornett
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Aug 2023
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Summary from the original post:
There is a Dark House in Ballard. Xue Yang knows that a zombie, a witch, and a necromancer live inside, and decides to do something about it. It's not like he has anything better to do anyway.
Xue Yang snorts. “Are you kidding? If you’ve got real magic why the fuck would I leave now?”
“Toddlers shouldn’t swear.”
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[podfic] In Service by Hornett
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2023
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Emperor Luo Binghe goes looking for a Shen Yuan of his own. The one he finds has yet to fully ripen, but Luo Binghe is used to turning adversity into advantage.
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Can't we just skip to the end? by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2021
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When it was all said and done, Shen Qingqiu comforted himself that the end of the plot meant that, surely, all major events were out of the way. They were firmly in HEA territory and he could relax a little. Right? Right.
A year and a half into his marriage to the protagonist, he cursed himself for a fool when he woke next to a Luo Binghe from ten years in the past.
Meanwhile, a recently transmigrated Shen Yuan struggled to retain what little face he had when confronted with an overgrown, disturbingly gorgeous demon lord claiming to be his husband. Which is impossible, because he’s straight, the most hetero heterosexual to exist. System? A little help here??
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- Part 1 of I Just Wanna Be Yours
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this river runs to you by sundiscus
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2020
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Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman.
He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door.
In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.
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- Part 1 of this river runs to you
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say it's here where our pieces fall in place by Lirelyn
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2020
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“It’s okay that you miss him,” said Lan Wangji, a familiar litany to them both by now. “Do you feel sad?”
“I feel sad,” A-Yuan repeated, shoulders hitching with tiny hiccuping sniffs. “When is he coming back?”
“I don’t know. I am not sure where he is.”
But this seemed to frustrate A-Yuan. “Xian-gege! I miss him! Please, baba?” He looked up at him with wet cheeks and a wide, quivering frown. “Please baba can you ask him? I really miss him!” He sobbed again, heartbreakingly.
It stabbed straight through him, cracking open the reservoir of loss and helplessness that was all his own. His child’s grief did that, sometimes. It always took him by surprise. He caught his breath sharply and gathered A-Yuan into his arms, holding him tight until the pain ebbed.
“I will try,” he said softly into A-Yuan’s hair, when he could speak again. He never made uncertain promises and tried not even to raise uncertain hopes, but his son was hurting. His son believed he could make it better. He couldn’t not try.
Wen Qing might at least know who this “Xian-gege” was. He would text her in the morning. It would be a start.
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and from our own/live to ourselves by betweentheheavesofstorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2021
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Wei Ying's life has been less than great recently, but given that yesterday's problems amounted to "finally clean the fridge" and today's are "keep himself, Jiang Cheng, and 28 random strangers alive in a fantasy version of the Arctic" it's fair to say that things have taken a turn for the worse.
Or: what happens when, against all your best wishes, you end up on a reality show that saw all of its previous contestants die.
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Once on a Day in Spring by haruka_otome33
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2025
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When Wei Wuxian shows up on his doorstep at half-past ten on a weeknight, Lan Xichen knows he’s in for a long night.
His first instinct is to toss Wei Wuxian over the bannister for banging on his door like a solicitor from hell. But then, he notices the pathetic wobble of Wei Wuxian’s lower lip and the glassy sheen in his eyes—the kind of look that would make anyone else call animal control for a stray in need of rescuing.
“Hey,” Wei Wuxian mutters. “Can I…crash with you tonight?”
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