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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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- 16,274
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05 Mar 2022
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waiting game by shoutowo
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
08 Feb 2022
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Chu Wanning has dreamt of it once.
The two of them dressed in red, confirming to the world what they were to each other. Mo Ran, older than he was during their ghost marriage, looking at Chu Wanning with an eagerness that spoke of only a happy lifetime together in love.
(Mo Ran has been telling everyone that he and Chu Wanning are married. If only Chu Wanning had any idea when this marriage had even taken place.)
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- Part 4 of hell is too cold without you
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09 Feb 2022
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Coffee, Tea, Or Me? by heartbeatangel for zolaida
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
05 Feb 2022
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Chu Wanning is just an ordinary, humble bakery clerk with a mundane, daily routine — until a tall, unfairly handsome customer starts coming in and… flirting with him?!
Obviously, there is only one logical thing for Chu Wanning to do: try his hardest to chase his customer away with bad service.
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- 14,107
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- 1/1
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08 Feb 2022
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keep your brittle heart warm by idrilka for la_dissonance
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
01 Feb 2022
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Mo Ran senses it before he sees it. As if through a fog, he watches Chu Wanning reach out and pull the chest lid open. “Shizun, no!” he calls out, but it is too late. There is a flash of light and a burst of powder that explodes straight into Chu Wanning’s face. “Wanning!” Mo Ran is with him between one breath and another, kneeling next to him, hands roaming Chu Wanning’s body, checking for injuries. “Wanning, Wanning, please…” he repeats, bracing himself for something horrible to happen.
Instead, Chu Wanning sneezes, coughs into the crook of his elbow and rubs at his eyes, where the dust must have gotten under his eyelids. Other than that, he appears to be unharmed.
Following the rumor that Xu Shuanglin has been seen in a small mountain village to the south, Mo Ran and Chu Wanning are sent to investigate. What they find there leaves them with more questions than answers, but it also brings them a better understanding of themselves and each other as they navigate their new relationship.
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04 Feb 2022
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nothing can consume you by tagteamme
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
03 Sep 2021
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Mo Ran’s violent history has never had to catch up to him.
It’s already embedded itself into him as scars on his body, as a tattoo on his forearm, as the lingering taste of blood in his sleep and finally, as the searing brand pressed against his chest before he’s thrown into the sea as punishment. He knows that this is where all his chances come to an end.
But as the deep fathom of the water swallows him up, something else saves him and pulls him to a tiny cove tucked away off the coast of an overlooked port town. When he wakes up under the care of a mythical creature wearing a familiar face, an even older and more distant past finally finds him.
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Bookmarked by HuaCheng_Simp
02 Feb 2022
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you are who you love by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2021
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Shen Qingqiu gets hit by an amnesia wife plot that selectively erases Luo Binghe from his memories. Luckily, the cure is simple: Luo Binghe just has to make him fall in love all over again.
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- 38,840
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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20 Jan 2022
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inspiration bottleneck by orphan_account
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2021
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After months of writer’s block, Shang Qinghua takes a delivery job out of desperation. Like, a lot of desperation. He's got bills to pay and mouths to feed. His mouth, mostly. But when he takes the job, he's only planning on paying his rent. He's definitely not expecting that his writer’s block is gonna crash into a set of rock hard abs.
He’s also not expecting that he’d get all moral about it.
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17 Oct 2021
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What You Will by marizousbooty for suspiciousbirb
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Luo Binghe growled, actually growled, deep and low in his chest. “Are you trying to trick me with this act? This forlorn, mourning lord who hides behind pity?”
Shen Yuan couldn’t respond. He sank further into the wall.
Luo Binghe pressed closer. His voice grew low, dangerous. “Don’t think you’ve tricked everyone at this conference.”---
Lord Shen Qingqiu dies in a shipwreck and Shen Yuan must take his place at the upcoming Immortal Alliance Conference by pretending to be him. It would be easy enough to imitate his brother, but there are too many eyes on him.
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- 3/3
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14 Oct 2021
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lie: detected, husband: acquired by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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“And…” Shang Qinghua raises a brow. “What did you say you were?”
“Well,” Shen Yuan says, subtly trying to pull his hand back from a heavily sedated Luo Binghe who not-so-subtly keeps murmuring ‘Married?’ over and over with every squeeze of his fingers, “about that—”
“Bro.” The scandalized gasp that bounces off the walls makes Shen Yuan feel like a criminal. “You had to lie about your familial relationship with the dude, and the first thing that came to mind was to say you’re his husband?”
“Actually,” Shen Yuan corrects, “I didn’t say I was his husband.”
At his side, Luo Binghe breathes out a soft, “Husband.”
Or; Shen Yuan acts like pretending to be Binghe’s husband isn’t the best thing to ever happen to him.
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13 Oct 2021
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13 Oct 2021
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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- 31,656
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 5
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- 764
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12 Oct 2021
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Audience Participation Not Required by benwisehart
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2021
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Shen Qingqiu may not know the true identity of Liu Su Mian Hua, but whoever she is, she's been filling his husband's head with all kinds of crazy ideas.
OR: Binghe reads a book. Shen Qingqiu definitely isn't into it.
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- 1/1
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- 88
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- 2,244
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06 Oct 2021
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pass in a hurry by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2021
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Feeling less awkward now, Shang Qinghua slowly turned to the other side. His head still leaned against the back of the seat, but he could see the pianist now. He really was gorgeous. He dressed in plain black slacks and a dark, navy blue shirt. His hair was loose and long, cascading dark down his back, all the way to his waist. Just the pieces at the front were tied up at the back to keep out of his face.
Shang Qinghua still couldn’t see his hands from this angle, but based on the movements of his arms, he was right in his hypothesis that the pianist moved smoothly and airily, like the pads of his fingers barely dusted across the keys.
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Shang Qinghua and his cohort get grounded due to storms, and end up staying in a quaint hotel while they wait for the storms to pass. Mobei Jun is the hotel pianist.
Bookmarked by HuaCheng_Simp
14 Sep 2021
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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
- Language:
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- 156,682
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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08 Aug 2021
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Warm Love, Softly (Never Letting Love Go) by Lady_Nyx_Nightshade, sinayaa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jul 2021
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When Shang Qinghua’s parents died, the only thing he inherited was their one million yuan debt. Unable to pay it off, he finds work in a host club - not the world’s worst job, it’s even fun sometimes, but it’s going to take a long time to pay off the money he owes.
Enter Mobei Jun. Rich and beautiful, Mobei Jun has everything he could ask for except for warmth - literally. A rare genetic condition means he’s incapable of feeling heat. Stuck in a perpetual state of freezing, he has few friends and many enemies.
Then he meets Shang Qinghua. With one touch, Mobei Jun realises that he can feel the heat from the pretty host. Desperate not to lose this miracle, he offers to pay all of Shang Qinghua's debt - so long as he moves in with him for one year, though he hopes he can keep him longer.
Unable to refuse such an offer, Shang Qinghua accepts, but finds himself unprepared for life with Mobei Jun. Between his frosty personality and gorgeous looks, he struggles between a growing attraction to the man and the knowledge that he’s only there because of a contract - and that once it’s up, he might lose the only man he’s ever loved.
- Language:
- English
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- 16,131
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 50
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- 839
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22 Jul 2021
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i take the parts that i remember by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2022
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“He’d tell me if I asked,” Shang Qinghua said, not looking away from his computer. “I just don’t ask.”
“Why not?” He demanded, leaning on the cubicle. “I really don’t get you. Isn’t he your—um. I don’t know. Your whatever?”
Shang Qinghua didn’t respond.
“What if he’s a creep? Or does weird shit? Or—”
“I don’t care,” Shang Qinghua said, turning to look directly at him. “I don’t care what he does.”
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they're obsessed with each other, that's it, that's the fic.
[chapters 1-5 are the actual fic. the rest are extras! fic itself is about 56k]
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- English
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- 115,943
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- 14/14
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- 275
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- 1,856
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Bookmarked by HuaCheng_Simp
18 Jul 2021
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Baobei by LuckyLuoc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2021
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Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua experience their first wife plot. Unfortunately, Shang Qinghua is too dense to realize it.
- Language:
- English
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- 12,600
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- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 38
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- 2,364
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- 341
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- 25,277
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17 Jul 2021
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What Dreams Are Made Of by seocago
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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Shen Yuan was back. To his own body, to his own room. To his own world. Was he not dead after all? Was the transmigration thing all a dream? Then why.. would he hold this crying mess of a disciple in his arms, chanting a very worrying amount of sorry and don't leave?
Nonsense. Complete nonsense.
Yet Shen Yuan closed his eyes, hand skillfully reaching to tug off Luo Binghe's hair ornament before tossing it aside on his bed. Letting his fingers comb through the disciple's disheveled hair as he said, "I'm here." No energy left to think. Mumbling, "This master is here, this master won't leave."
And just like that, Shen Yuan fell back asleep; Luo Binghe in his arms.
- Language:
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- 63,887
- Chapters:
- 32/32
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17 Jul 2021
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a gentler lesson by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2020
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Shen Qingqiu takes it upon himself to teach Luo Binghe a rather important skill.
Shen Qingqiu feels the moment Luo Binghe is about to surge against him, and immediately grabs Luo Binghe’s face with one hand. He squishes Luo Binghe’s cheeks, holding him still as he draws back.“Shizun,” Luo Binghe complains, but Shen Qingqiu squeezes his fingers tighter. It makes Luo Binghe’s lips push out like a puckered fish.
“I am trying to teach you something,” Shen Qingqiu says, his ears growing hot. “Please pay attention.”
“This disciple begs your pardon,” Luo Binghe’s voice is muffled in Shen Qingqiu’s iron grip. “But he would like to know what he is learning, so that he can take the appropriate notes.”
- Language:
- English
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- 11,386
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- 1/1
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- 323
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- 4,160
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Bookmarked by HuaCheng_Simp
30 Jun 2021
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sweet honey wine by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2020
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Luo Binghe feels the warmth of the aromatic wine still swimming within him. It takes every fibre in his being right now not to pounce on Shen Qingqiu.
“Don’t you ever make that pathetic face again,” Shen Qingqiu says, and moves his hands to bury them in Luo Binghe’s hair. He tugs, pulling Luo Binghe’s head back to look down at him. “Not when you know that this one loves you.”“Shizun!” Their exchange makes sense and it doesn’t. Luo Binghe is too warm to care; it feels like there’s a laugh coursing through his body.
“Shizun this, shizun that,” Shen Qingqiu drops his hands, and chooses to loop his arms around Luo Binghe’s shoulders instead. “What happened to you always crying because you want to call me husband?”
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29 Jun 2021