13 Bookmarks by HydraHunters

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    On a quest to capture a villain on an alien planet with Stephen and Loki, Tony stumbles across an innocent looking flower. An innocent looking flower that’s just sneezed phosphorus green pollen all over his hands, giving him the ability to hear all of Stephen’s and Loki’s inner thoughts.

    Discovering that his feelings towards them both are reciprocated, Tony decides to do something about it, to break the self-deprecating stalemate the three of them have found themselves in.

    By suggesting a game of strip poker.

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    02 Nov 2024

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    Half a year after the Netherbrain is defeated, Gale has a problem that only Astarion can help with. The wizard has miraculously met just the right woman for him, but after decades of purely non-corporeal delights he's rubbish in bed, and desperately needs Astarion's expertise to save his new relationship.
    From where Astarion stands, the plan has no downsides: there's no way giving sex lessons to his kind, generous, inventive, and very attractive friend can lead to the vampire catching feelings.

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    11 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    What if there was a precursor to Bite Night? An amuse-bouche, if you will.

    A druid and a vampire meet in the woods. Or at least she thinks he’s a vampire. Maybe there’s a way to find out…

    This story takes place a night or two before Bite Night at the very beginning of Act 1.

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    11 Aug 2024

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    Astarion Ancunin works hard on his YouTube channel, sometimes spending weeks on the beautiful fashion films that show off his handcrafted gowns. His audience may be small but he's proud of his content. Which is why it's so godsdamned irritating when the self-named 'Wizard Of Waterdeep' starts posting hideous videos of his endless rambling and gets two million subscribers almost overnight.

    Meanwhile, Gale Dekarios is selling his soul to make 'content' (ugh), just to try to get people to love magic again. He hates his channel and he hates himself, so he seeks solace in his favorite corner of the internet: r/galehaters — with his new online BFF, WhiteBat.

    ~ The fic formerly known as 'You've Got Gale' ~

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    23 Jul 2024

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    When Gale's mother threatens to invite his ex-wife Mystra to spend Christmas with them, Astarion offers to pose as Gale's boyfriend instead. What could possibly go wrong?

    This fic is basically three Hallmark Christmas movies in a trenchcoat. Enter at your peril.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    There was silence. Neither of them said anything, they didn’t even move.

    Gale regarded him with wide eyes, seemingly taking his features in anew. Then, he scoffed, straightening up to sit on his bedroll. “Of course. I can’t believe I didn’t see it.”

    No fucking way. He was not being this arrogant, this insufferable, in this moment. Astarion must’ve misheard him, only he knew he hadn’t.

    “You think yourself that smart, Gale?” he asked with narrow eyes, face twisting with distaste.

    “Yes, in fact I do.” Gale replied, his tone returning all of Astarion’s hostility. “I am a studied wizard after all. I’ve read all about your kind, assuming you are merely a spawn.”

    “Merely.” Astarion repeated. He kept quiet for a while, attempting to discern what Gale was going to do. He discreetly wrapped his hand around the dagger he hid in the hem of his pants, just in case.

    The wizard seemed to be lost in thought for a while. Eventually he looked up at Astarion, his eyes twinkling in the moonlight. “Did you plan to kill me?”

    “What?” Astarion choked on the word.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    He’s almost looking forward to either falling from the top of the Netherbrain into the River Chionthar, or watching it fall from a safe distance. It’ll be over, then! It’ll be done. He can go hide in the dark, forget this ever happened twice. Astarion can forget Tav. He can move on. Learn to love the dark again, or something.

    Astarion wakes up in a pod on the Nautiloid.

    (COMPLETE! <3)

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    22 Jul 2024

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    When Astarion moves to Waterdeep in hopes of persuing a career in law, he stumbles upon a quaint little bookshop.

    Elminster’s Library is cosy and warm, stacked high with books and nicknacks, and Astarion feels instantly at ease when he steps over the threshold.

    Soon he befriends the handsome shopkeeper, and Astarion realises there might be more to life than work.

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    14 Jul 2024

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    Following the battle against the Netherbrain, Gale and Astarion retreat to Waterdeep for some well-earned rest and relaxation. As they settle in and begin overcoming their many issues, new ones arise. A certain vampire spawn is a tempting target for local necromancers, who want to sacrifice him as part of a dark ritual.

    But Astarion wants to live, and Gale will do anything to ensure he does—even if it means making a tremendously stupid decision that sends his beloved and their friends on a perilous adventure.

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    14 Jul 2024

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    14 Jul 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 28

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    Gale leaves everything he's known to move to a new town, Reithwin. He's struggling to pick up the pieces of his career after an accident leaves him disabled with an unpredictable and weak heart. He is to be the new librarian to this small towns only museum.

    Astarion steps into the subway car as the man takes a seat and shoves his phone back in his pocket, he sits across from him.
    “New in town?” He says eyeing the man's expensive looking brooch. He recognized it as part of a vintage collection, likely no less than 50 years old. He could probably pawn it off for quite the price.
    “Hm? Oh, yes. It’s actually my first night.” The man holds his head up in false confidence. “It's a lovely town.”
    “If your definition of lovely is old and breaking down.” He smiles as he looks him over. The man laughs.
    “That's actually more accurate than you might think.”

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    14 Jul 2024

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    14 Jul 2024

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    Gale stood hesitantly, just far enough from the door of Sharess’ Caress that his intended destination wasn’t obvious to any passers-by. He adjusted his robe unnecessarily, smoothing a non-existent crease from one purple sleeve. He was suddenly aware of his heart thumping rather loudly. It was a cool night, but he could feel his forehead tingling as though he were about to start sweating.

    This was a mad idea. He could just turn around now and go back to his room at the Elfsong. Spend the evening reading. Alone. Again.

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    Non-tadpole AU where Astarion is sent to work at Sharess' Caress to procure victims for Cazador, and Gale finds himself seeking company.

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    14 Jul 2024

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