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There's A Piece Of Me That I'm Still Looking For by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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His plan had been the same for the past six years: graduate high school, serve the minimum four years in the military for an honorable discharge, save every bit of money possible to pay for college debt-free, get an engineering degree, land a cushy job, enjoy the ride. Financial stability and independence had always been the goal; little else mattered.
He hadn’t anticipated not coming home to the apartment in Zuzu, a twenty-minute ride on the subway away from anything he could ever need or want.
He also hadn’t anticipated nearly dying.
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Lucas Parker returns to Ferngill from military service in Gotoro, but everything is wrong. His sister moved to the tiniest town in the country to start a farm; his aspirations and sanity have been shredded by nightmares of captivity and monsters; his dead lover haunts him, maybe literally. The only reprieve he finds is in the pages of books, and the only semblance of safety he feels is in the presence of the local beach hermit author. Lucas is trying desperately to leave the war behind, but the war, unfortunately, finds a way to follow him to his new home.
Alt title: The Soldier and The Poet
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- Part 6 of Bloomington Farm
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I Got All Twisted Up, You Help Straighten Me Out by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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“You believe me now?”
“Magic is… is…” he muttered. “This is insane. I’m going insane.”
“Don’t worry, that’ll pass once you sit with it a while.”
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Jade finds herself in a predicament: the Junimos in the old Jojamart are almost done renovating it into a movie theater, but one of them seems particularly attached to her. Faced with the possibility of having to care for one of the forest spirits long term, Jade has to find a way to spill her final secret to Alex without sounding insane.
or: Alex gets inducted into the secret world of magic, monsters, and spirits in the Valley
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- Part 5 of Bloomington Farm
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How To Kill Your Boss In Eight Steps (Or Less) by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Jun 2025
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“I’m going to kill Cazador.”
“Oh Gods, you’re serious, aren’t you?”
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When no-nonsense arcane scholar Clara crosses paths with sardonic sex worker Astarion at the popular nightclub The Palace, neither anticipates how their relationship implodes the criminal underbelly of Baldur’s Gate.
Their problem? Their shitty bosses
Their solution? Murder
What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of baldurs gate but make it 90's
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It wasn’t like she hated Alex. He was just a stuck-up, self-absorbed, handsome, shit-eating jerk.
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Pelican Town was supposed to be a fresh start, a reprieve from the rut Jade had managed to dig herself. She was going to focus on the farm, turn it into something extraordinary, and really make something of herself after years of putting herself last.
She didn't count on finding a kindred spirit in loneliness, and she certainly didn't expect it to come from the most annoying guy in all of Stardew Valley.
Or: two stubborn, emotionally challenged try-hards attempt to navigate life not going the way they expected it to while falling in love with each other.
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- Part 1 of Bloomington Farm
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Kiss Me Like You Mean It, Hold Me Like It Matters by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
17 Aug 2024
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“Please, promise me you’ll be careful?”
“I promise I will be. Have I ever not been?”-
Alex absolutely hates it when the farmer goes mining. What's even worse is that she doesn't seem to care that he worries about her, or has a crush on her, or... anything. Something in him snaps when she comes back injured, and Alex finds himself unable to stop the flood of emotions he's kept in check for so long.
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- Part 3 of Bloomington Farm
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Bookmarked by IcamaneHatake
28 Jan 2026
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"He was a disciplined man, a soldier who had built his life around duty and responsibility. To give in would mean a total loss of control, a failure to uphold his own standards.
Focus. You must remain professional.
But his heart ignored the order."
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A story about choices, consequences, and the thin line between control and collapse.
Bookmarked by IcamaneHatake
08 Jan 2025
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Alex could definitely agree that having Jade around was pretty awesome. But if his grandparents were under the impression that he was inviting Jade to dinner tonight as anything more than a family friend, they were going to be disappointed.
At the same time, they might not be entirely wrong.
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Alex invites Jade over for steak, reflects on the past few months, pines heavily, and takes on a novel challenge.
Set in the universe of Bloomington Farm by IcamaneHatake.
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Echo has lived her life tucked away in the forests of Tethir, learning magic through the pulse of nature and the songs of creation. She's good with magic, but not people, which isn't really a problem until she's scooped up by mind flayers and has to get along with six strangers lest they all share a tentacle-y doom. And she manages to get along with most of them -- but then there's Gale of Waterdeep. Despite a terrible first impression, she finds he is actually much kinder than all the mansplaining would suggest.
This is a series of relationship scenes about my weird little mushroom hermit, a wizard who shows compassion and arrogance really can coexist, and how academic rivalry is like first base for wizards.
Spoilers for the entire main plot and Gale's romance
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26 Jun 2024
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Rockets and Roses by Citylightsgladiator
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Gotham City Sirens (Comics), Poison Ivy (Comics)
02 Sep 2021
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What happens when Harley Quinn crash lands in the middle of Robinson Park?
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24 Jun 2024