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Save Me (Or Five Times Logan Needed Wade’s Help And The One Time He Just Needed Wade) by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
29 Aug 2024
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Logan: please come kill me.
Wade: that bad?
Logan: have you heard of cryptocurrency?
Wade: OH SHIT!
Wade: I got you honeybear. Gimmie 2 mins. Answer your phone at the table.___________
Logan can't say no and gets set up on a series of dates that he'd really rather not be at. Luckily, he has Wade to come to his rescue.
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Coasting the Neutral Zone by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
27 Sep 2024
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Living the life he has these days is almost too easy. No, it is to easy which is why it is mind numbing and fucking blows. All Wade went through with Logan was possibly the best thing to happen to him in years, as twisted as that sounds. It’s why he’s hard pressed to let them go back to the way they were before. Not that he thinks he could with an angry, gorgeous Wolverine in his home constantly reminding him there is so much more out there.
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- Part 1 of Speed Limit (None)
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Logan eyed Wade as he slunk out of the room, the red laptop clutched tight to his chest. He looked guilty but smelled of arousal, again...
So Logan was bored and apparently horny. Which was why, against his own better judgement he was sneaking into Wade's room while he was occupied in the gym with Steve and stealing the red laptop. He took it back to his room and loaded it up.
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[ART] 💕Fucky Fucky 💕 by Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
22 Aug 2024
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Fanart. Once again, the suits stay on.
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Fuck you and this car, quite literally by illwriteonelater
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Aug 2024
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"That's all it takes huh? All I have to do is call you some dirty names, to man handle you a little roughly and you're all hot and bothered"
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Because letting Logan know that Wade wanted him would be like asking to have his head ripped off and thrown to a shark for dinner.
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Zoro is absolutely pigging out and he is pretty sure his husband will kick his ass if he finds out.
He can’t help but imagine a small, cherubic, blonde haired, blue-eyed angel-devil hybrid sitting on his shoulder, nagging his ear off about eating such dense food after almost a month of starving, but considering he did exactly that, and didn’t implode or whatever, the angel-devil can go fuck right off.
Or, Zoro and Sanji are married pre-canon, and now its everyone's problem.
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if i'm nothing without you, am i anything at all by existentialhomosexual
Fandoms: House M.D.
30 Dec 2023
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"You're new," he says, forcing his voice deliberately neutral. He doesn't recognize her, which means she's here for Wilson.
"You're naked." She blinks at him. He's trained himself to understand facial expressions, but the look on her face he doesn't quite know how to comprehend. She introduces herself as "Sam," a name that tickles something in the back of his mind, and forces him to put on an apron. He does so, slightly annoyed, and winces at the brush of the rough fabric against his leg.
"James had an early call this morning, we didn't think you were home," she claims. He doesn't like how she looks, doesn't like the way she stands out in the starkness of their kitchen.
"Well, I live here."
"Still. I'm, uh, going to leave now." She looks him up and down once more and then stalks towards the door.
"Pleasure meeting you," he calls, sarcasm heavy in his voice. "Don't come back!"
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When House meets Sam Carr, he realizes it's time to take what he's owed. -
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Sanji should have known better than to make a bet with Robin, especially when the only other person left on board to witness his punishment play out ends up being Zoro.
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The bet or Sanjis sexcapades across the grandline by Akwolfgrl
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 Aug 2024
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“Enough! Since you two are so eager to bet, why don't we turn it into reality, Zoro, no booze whatsoever. If you win, I'll reduce your debt, or better yet, I'll take you to a bar and let you drink until you pass out. Sanji, you are not allowed to flirt with any women unless it's for a discount during restocking, which includes special snacks and treats, no Nami-swans or any of that! No special treatment either! Win and I'll kiss your cheek.”
Sanji finds a loop hole in the bet they made and starts flirting with Zoro and then other men.
5 times Sanji flirted with a man and 1 time Zoro finnly did somthing about it.
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Sanji uses a katana to help Zoro after being caught foolishly. Zoro takes it very well.
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Tongue Like a Knife (Or in This Case, A Sword) by strawhatbougie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 Jun 2024
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While the deep and dangerous voice of Pirate Hunter Zoro has made probably hundreds cower in fear, it made Sanji inexplicably and undeniably turned on. A horrifying realization that had him waving his own internal white flag time and time again before his knees gave out from embarrassment (or arousal, but he’d rather die than admit that).
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Or where the Straw Hats never had a cook, and Sanji never escaped Germa. This changes things.
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Church is Free by Anonymous
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
09 Jul 2021
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It’s just Muzan getting railed by Tanjirou but it’s high school too idk why.
*The edited and slightly more readable version*
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Sanji is an Alpha who tries to be an Omega, but there is no Alpha strong enough to bitch him. He always wins it over. Until another Alpha named Zoro came along.
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Seldom What They Seem by three_days_late for Hazel_Athena
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Mar 2024
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“The guy said only a true love’s kiss could wake Zoro,” Usopp continued, “So Luffy tried kissing him, since you know he loves all of us.”
“Yeah,” Sanji agreed. Luffy loved them and they loved Luffy, that was just a fact. There was no reason Luffy’s kiss shouldn't have worked, if those were the terms.
“But then!” Nami went on, throwing her hands in the air, “Luffy fell asleep too, and that idiotic bounty hunter just laughed! Said it had to be a true romantic love’s kiss, not one between friends.”
Sanji clicked his tongue, “Well that just sounds like bullshit.”
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A Baby Wizard’s Guide to Wooing a Dark Lord by nova_wang
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2023
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Six-year-old Hadrian Potter decides that Marvolo Slytherin will be his future consort, much to the Dark Lord’s confusion. Despite being a child, Hadrian’s persistent flirtations, bold gestures, and witty letters leave an unexpected mark on Marvolo. What begins as innocent play soon grows into something more, as Hadrian’s determination and charm slowly captivate the infamous Dark Lord.
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- Part 1 of The Art of Wooing: Wizarding Handbooks
- Part 1 of Love & Legacy
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sanji is confused on why zoro is hot and they they find these funky fruits and then they fuck LMAO
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Harry J. Crowley by Anna_Hopkins
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - All Media Types
18 May 2021
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(Alternate title: This (Fic)'s Already Got Better)
In what would later be termed a nearly miraculous coincidence...
Harry saw a figure with long, red hair feeding the ducks through his blurry glasses and thought -- "Mum?"
(Or: Crowley decided to try growing his hair out again for a few months of 1986, on a whim, and this happened.)
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- Part 8 of October, 2019
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Unholy Alternative Sketch-Universe by dedlit
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
20 Feb 2024
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7 (+1) alternative universes full of unholy smut.
(Very explicit sketches!)
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- Part 3 of Unholy Zosan Art Projects