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Being the only Muggleborn in Slytherin wasn’t particularly easy for Hermione Granger, but apparently, Pansy Parkinson had to make life even harder. How? By pissing her off, all simple. Why? Because every time Hermione snapped back, it was exactly like fireworks.
Except this year is their last at Hogwarts, and Hermione has decided to make Pansy’s life hell back.
Or,
That time when Pansy decided to flip her life upside down because she saw boobs for the first time, and that time Hermione definitely participated in it.
[ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: NO VOLDEMORT, SLYTHERIN HERMIONE GRANGER]
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- Part 2 of Hogwarts, lesbians and emotional warfare
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“Just to prepare you, I'm going to have you raise your arms. I will take the back of my hands and brush them across your front, your sides, and then along your waistband. Then I will move behind and repeat the process along your back and arms.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“That is- highly inappropriate.”
“Tell that to your hard-on.”
or
Rio Vidal is a TSA Agent & Agatha Harkness is a menace. I think these two freaky idiots are going to fall in love.
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24 Oct 2025
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the same in every language (just please not javascript) by annbeez
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
26 Jun 2025
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Regina nodded. "You're here for your one plus one."
"Huh?"
She leaned forward a little. "Plenty of people hate it at these big tech companies and only come here because it looks so good on a resume. And, like, plenty more get here and find out they hate it and can't wait to leave. But if you don't stay at least a year, you have to pay back your signing bonus, which obviously blows. So you stay for one year and one day and then you bail. It happens all the time, we call it working your one plus one."
Cady blinked. "That's a thing?"
"Totally." Regina slid closer on the couch until her knee was touching Cady's, and looked intensely into her eyes. "I'm gonna make sure you have, like, the best one plus one. And then you can go back to your boyfriend in Chicago or whatever."
For Cadina Week 2025: AU
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30 Jun 2025
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“Come on, Dr. Walsh. Let me help you. Give me a clue.”
To distract herself, to give herself a break from the doe eyes earnestly watching her, she ducked her head to read the clue off the page again. “Feelings of anxiety or dismay. Thirteen letters. I think the first letter is a C because the down answer is-”
“Oh! Consternation!”
Emery’s head snapped up to find Mohan beaming at her, face split into an impossibly wider smile. Jesus Christ, did they make her in a lab? She could practically smell the praise kink humming just beneath Mohan’s skin.
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22 Jun 2025
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The issue Alicent has with Rhaenyra’s ego is simple—as a driver and a mechanic they have two very different jobs. Alicent’s job is to understand Rhaenyra’s relationship to the car and how it affects the build. Then, she has to accommodate. Alicent is always watching. Every turn of the wheel, every crash, every race start, every press of the pedal, Alicent is watching. It’s her job to count the flecks of rubber flying off the tyres at 360 KM/H. Rhaenyra, despite this, thinks she knows every fucking thing there is to know about her car. Alicent knows you can only see so much from inside. That’s something Rhaenyra refuses to understand.
Rhaenyra Targaryen is one of the most outstanding drivers in the world, with three F1 championships to her name and another season just kicking off. Alicent Hightower is the woman behind the car itself—the Number One Mechanic. Every build goes through her from chassis up. For two years, she's been working with Ferrari—specifically on Rhaenyra's car. The only problem with this is the two of them spend most of their time in the garage trying not to bite each other's heads off.
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- Part 1 of headlock
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07 Mar 2025