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Crimson Carpets by jovipop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Oct 2025
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Needs must when the devil drives.
“Mr Fell!” came a too-cheerful voice, accompanied by the jingle of the shop bell. “Got a moment, old chap?”
Oh, heavens no.
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01 Nov 2025
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vampire Aziraphale fics my belovedd *devours this one because omg it is GOOD*
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That wasn’t fair, though, was it? It wasn’t fair of him to expect anything from Aziraphale. Not friendship, not companionship, and certainly not love. It was downright cruel, actually, to expect an angel to love something like him.
Crowley was a demon, Fallen from Grace, cast out. It was in his job description, hardwired into his dark wings and reptilian eyes, to be unloveable. To be unworthy of love. And it was even crueler, he thought, for a demon to dare fall in love with an angel.
So why did Crowley feel like his heart was cracking in two, his ribs splintering and his blood freezing?
[Crowley and Aziraphale have been dating for centuries. Crowley missed the memo, and has spent his time pining desperately. It all works out in the end, anyway]
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30 Oct 2025
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"His most lewd daydreams"
It's holding hands isn't it.
It's holding hands.
UUuugghhhh I love them so muchhhhhh -
10 Easy Ways To Seduce Your Demon by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2023
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"Angel, are you flirting with me?"
"Have been for the last 4 years, darling. But thank you for noticing."
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30 Oct 2025
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Literally adore this fanfic, i don't think I've ever kicked my feet more ughggggggghgh they're so stupid and so cute rrrrrrrrr
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A Buried and Burning Flame by Lissomedi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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Crowley felt like someone had reached down into him and dredged up something so precious and hidden, he himself hadn’t known it was there. And now this ancient, delicate thing sat blinking into the light as crowds of strangers gathered to gape and bear witness.
And whatever awful vulnerability he felt at having his heart pulled from him and put on display like this—Aziraphale wasn’t experiencing any of it.
(Crowley and Aziraphale visit a museum exhibit, and one painting cuts a little too close. Post Not-Pocalypse.)
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18 Oct 2025
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*Sniffles* *sobs* damn i love this author so muchhh
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“Night, angel.” Crowley yawns. “Love you.”
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23 Sep 2025
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*sniffles, sobs, chokes* Damn thats good, Damn thats... oh its- it's so good *bursts into tears*
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whatever this world can give to me by retts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jun 2019
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Naturally, they returned to AZ Fell and Co. for more extraordinary amounts of alcohol, but only after Aziraphale fluttered along his many (some might even say blessedly endless) bookshelves. More precisely, Crowley let Aziraphale flutter about while he popped open a wine bottle and started with the imbibing. He leant against a shelf and watched Aziraphale touch the spines of his first editions reverently. The books were mostly first editions so there were a great many to be stroked.
‘It’s almost as if you’re doing real inventory,’ said Crowley after a sip, waving his cup in a vague gesture.
Aziraphale turned his nose up very slightly. ‘That nonsense again. I do inventory quite often, Crowley.’
‘Sure you do, angel. How are the Jeffrey Archers?’
‘Still here, I’m afraid.’
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19 Jul 2025
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mm soft soft sweetness yes. good. consume.
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The Mysterious Cases of The Magnus Institute- BUZZFEED UNSOLVED by Paptato
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
02 Feb 2020
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The Mysterious Cases of the Magnus Institute
Buzzfeed Unsolved Network✔️- 14M views - March 24th, 2018RYAN BERGARA: This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we cover the mysterious disappearances that took place at the Magnus Institute, an academic institution dedicated to researching the esoteric and paranormal
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23 May 2025
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I laughed so hard i love my ghoulboys crossovers eeee!!
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Nobody by Lissomedi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jun 2019
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“I’ve been thinking,” Aziraphale said one day over lunch. “There are a great many things I’ve never considered trying.”
Crowley looked up, his eyebrows raising past his sunglasses. “Such as?”
“Well,” Aziraphale said, pretending to consider seriously. “What about—sex?”
(In which Aziraphale tries to maintain his pride, and Crowley gets entirely the wrong idea. Post Not-Pocalypse.)
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04 May 2025
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do I like stabbing myself with the same sword over, and over, and over, and over? yes. yes I do.
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Over six thousand years, Crowley had changed his haircut at least 60 times, changed his fashion style something into the hundreds, and changed his mind…well, changed his mind far too quickly.
Aziraphale will not be another thing Crowley leaves behind.
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Bruh I wrote the thing now I have to think of a title too? Fuck you by Indecision
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jul 2019
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The problem with summoning a demon is you never know what they were doing when you so rudely pulled them away.
The problem with being a demon who's getting summoned is that it fucking hurts.Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
12 Apr 2025
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bookmarked because of the meme at the end, because I don't think I've laughed this hard in the last century
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Aziraphale read over the invitation once more. The heading read COMPINY PICNIC. It might as well have read ‘Armageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo.’
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08 Apr 2025
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I don't usually read crack fics but tis is the hardest I've laughed in a while, Everything's on fire and it's hilarious, it has the atmosphere of a vine compilation.
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Gold on Your Fingertips (Fingertips Against My Cheek) by ziracrow (duskomybloom)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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Post-apocalypse oneshot after they decide to spend the night at Crowley's flat together.
Based on "Hostage" by Billie Eilish, mostly because I'm obsessed with the idea of Aziraphale having gold features like the other angels and having them only show when he's happy
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Classic Art Has Had Its Day by politelydeclined
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale visits Crowley's flat after the Apocalypse, and he discovers his art collection.
Alternatively, Renaissance artists help an angel realize a demon's love for him because he's too oblivious to notice it himself)
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28 Mar 2025
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Its so adorable oh my goodness awwww
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Was that a Dream? (Or was it True?) by enjolrolo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2019
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Crowley has always been prone to naps (wonderful thing, naps), but he goes a little overboard when he decides to skip the nineteenth century completely. This doesn't escape Aziraphale's notice.
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27 Mar 2025
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I like this like, a ridiculous amount.
(ft a sleepy Crowley who is wonderfully in character)
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
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23 Mar 2025
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I'd die for a fairytale au of Good Omens, and this one is just so perfect!! The way the characters have their roles changed to suit the story while still being SO in character amazing, they all fit into place so well!!
LIKE, THE MOTHER IS WAR!! its not really a plot twist, but i still got pretty excited about it, as it's revealed pretty late in the fic and I think it's just *muah*. She and the other horsemen are only called by their human names / described, and it works so well. Like, none of it feels over the top or awkward aahhh its good.
I just. Love this. Its got angst and fluff and smut that fades to black at exactly the right time, quality as well as quantity and a plot!! Also Aziraphale and Crowlry are perfect in this. No words, honestly. Anyway, make sure to reread it!! :] <33
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Anthony J. Crowley and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good (Actually Very Good) Day by unicornpoe
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jun 2019
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“Crowley,” says Aziraphale, and that’s it. Just that, just Crowley’s name—and yet Crowley would do almost anything to hear him say it like that (like Aziraphale is happy, like Aziraphale is surprised by something Crowley has said or done or showed him and inordinately pleased by it) every single day.
Aziraphale’s fingers slide up a bit further, and they make a delicate circle around Crowley’s wrist. Crowley has to resist the urge to purr. He’s a snake, not a fucking kitten.
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Aziraphale takes Crowley to dinner.
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22 Mar 2025
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this makes me feel like I'm very small and covered in a pile of warm blankets, just so frikin content <33
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Meanwhile... by TheTalkingPeanut
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jul 2019
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My alternative take of these scenes/the near-ending of the 6th episode (and that one from the 5th). I got a 'what if' in my head after I heard these lines:
"I just need to find a receptive body. It's harder than you think. I just need to find a body...pity I can't inhabit yours."
To which MY mind added his response:
"Why not? Who said you can't? I'm right here, Aziraphale. Take me."
Then it just sort of... grew from there. I meant it to be a one-shot but. Thoughts happened. Now it's told in 5 parts. Whatever.
(This is my first in the fandom. Be gentle? I also wasn't sure what to rate it, but since I have a tendency for more of a graphic nature, I went with Mature.)Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
18 Mar 2025
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Kind of wishing this actually happened???? like I don't usually read a fic that isn't a fix-it and wish it replaced the actual canon, but this would've gone so incredibly hard. I would've LOVED to read this, the concept and everything is super neat.
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Rude Awakening by Nonesensed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2019
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Crowley disappears for close to a century and then comes sauntering back into Aziraphale's life, nearly bringing about a riot as he does. Aziraphale is suitably miffed.
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17 Mar 2025
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Oh how I adore a Discreet Gentlemen's Club fic, and this one is simply perfect!!
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“Hey, man, you OK?” Shane asked worriedly.
Ryan gave him a half-hearted smile. “It’s our one demon episode of the season, I’m a little nervous,” he admitted after a moment. “Especially since this location is supposed to be pretty active.”
“One second of the spirit box and all the ghouls’ll be outta there,” Shane said with a grin, and then sobered when the poke at his ghost hunting techniques didn’t get a rise out of his friend. “Are you really worried about this one?”
Ryan shrugged a little. “I brought holy water,” he replied, a non-answer that said plenty. “So we’re all good if anything shows up.”
“So where’s this place, anyway?” Shane asked.
“It’s a bookshop in Soho,” Ryan replied.
[Ryan and Shane investigate A. Z. Fell and Co.’s bookshop, and find a little more than they bargained for.]
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15 Mar 2025
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Heheheh more ghoulboys crossoverrr eeeeee
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if you wanna be alone, come with me by mygalfriday (BrinneyFriday)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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He’s beautiful, standing there beneath a street lamp that makes his white blonde hair glow like a fucking halo and the pure adoration shining in his eyes just for Crowley. And Crowley wants. Wants with a sudden burning need he hasn’t felt since he sat in the Bentley clutching a thermos full of holy water and watched Aziraphale walk away.
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14 Mar 2025
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oohh they're so soft and soppy and awwwww i loves themmmmm (also s2e6 prediction??? what?!?!)