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Angels Are Like Bees by Vi_the_bee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Mar 2024
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“Avaunt!” Aziraphale pronounces dramatically, “Foul demons, for I am Principality of the Eastern Gate and a soldier of heaven!”
“Wouldn't happen to be the angel of unchaining me would you?” Crowley mumbles.
The angel gives him a Look and clears his throat. “Release Crowley immediately!” he says, “Or there will be consequences.”
In which Aziraphale discovers violence is the solution after all, and promptly discovers the consequences of his own actions.
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28 Jan 2025
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Ohhh they're so sweet and the angst and humor is goooodddd <333
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Tale as old as time (about 6000 years am I right) by Nenchen for Wheel_of_fortune
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale really does not want to disappoint his lovely niece, Anathema, that only wished for one certain plant. What a lucky coincidence that it seems to be growing in this abandoned castle. What could go wrong with borrowing some of it? Surely the owner wouldn't mind...
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- Part 1 of Good Omens Fai-retells
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26 Dec 2024
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this fic is like meal. a really delicious meal that I want to eat for the rest of my life.
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eden animal hospital by jupiterjazzpartii
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2020
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Crowley doesn't need this cat. He doesn't need a crush on his cute vet, either.
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11 Dec 2024
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Yesssss I will read this again at every available opportunity
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on gift-giving and states of undress by jupiterjazzpartii
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale crossed the room, gently took the offered bag and smiled so brightly and genuinely that Crowley panicked and thought oh, no, now I’m going to pass out. “Oh! Oh Crowley, you shouldn’t have,” he started, then abruptly paused when he looked back up and noticed Crowley’s expression, “Good lord, what on Earth has gotten into you? Are you quite alright?”
“Where are your clothes?” Crowley blurted out, then immediately cringed.or: crowley tries to give aziraphale a gift, and the angel shows some skin.
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11 Dec 2024
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All the good silly sweet times Ahhh!! they love each other and they're idiots I love them :} ❤❤❤❤❤
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Getting Down in Chinatown by Thyra279
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 May 2020
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So he hung there, Aziraphale looking down at him in embarrassingly open adoration. Somewhere a few dimensions away, he sensed that a bunch of tourists had stopped to stare. Crowley felt like all the stupid Peking ducks hanging in the windows around them might be staring.
Stupid peeking Peking ducks, mocking him when all his defenses were down. Stupid bastard angel.
"'Ssssss not fair, Angel. Not playing fair." It came out all mumbled, with his jaw pressed shut against Aziraphale's hand. The bastard kissed the top of his head instead of responding. Crowley puffed as ferociously as possible against the tingle making its way down the back of his head, down his spine.
"What are you going to do about it, dear?"
"'m gonna kiss you. Gonna kiss the fuck out of you," he growled.
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If you're looking for a deep, meaningful Pulitzer Prize-candidate fic, this is not that. If you're looking for ridiculous demon...Crowley wakes up halfway through July to find that a certain angel is Very Keen for him to be awake again. They go for dinner and a nice stroll on the way back to the bookshop.
It turns into a very nice stroll. Like, a really nice stroll.
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11 Dec 2024
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the best *Crowley noises* !!!! :D ❤
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Being Good by Foul_Fiend (F0ul_F13nd)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Apr 2021
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A tale in which an angel learns to sleep and to dream, a demon learns to trust and to embrace his praise kink, and together they Figure It Out. Featuring love, smut, wings, and Mary Oliver quotes.
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07 Dec 2024
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Very very good come back to this later, the characterisation is just *muah*
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It’s Alarming How Charming I Feel by jovipop, MetalMiez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2024
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Crowley is confused. Aziraphale, seemingly riding an inexplicable high, begins pulling tricks out of his sleeve. The angel is brimming with mischief and maddeningly confident, leaving Crowley scrambling to keep up.
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- Part 1 of Drawn to Creation
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03 Dec 2024
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Absorbing all this fic's vibes. ALL OF THEM.
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The Dullahan Rideth by wick_de_la_vela
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Oct 2024
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The month draws to a close, and so the Dullahan rideth to collect a soul.
It does not go as expected.
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29 Oct 2024
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Crowley: *trying to be pining and gloomy*
Aziraphale: *appears from nowhere* get Husbanded!!! I am precious and petty and I'm staying with you now! -
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“Well, if I do recall correctly, one of us apologized about an hour ago for something I would most certainly call dire,” the demon raised his eyebrows at Aziraphale in a manner which allowed for no argument, “And I do believe that means you, dear angel, owe me an apology dance.”
“Crowley, I will not debase myself with that silly dance in front of all of these mortals-”
Crowley sighed, before blurting, “That’s not what I meant.”
"Oh," Aziraphale blinked, "What, then?"
“Dance with me, angel.”
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13 Oct 2024
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This is so so sweet and such a good fic, it fits seamlessly into Good Omens, I love it so much!! The ending makes my heart drop and a wave of neausea wash over me but... but nothing I still love it T^T
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A (Divine) Comedy Of Errors by WyvernQuill for CurseUndone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 May 2020
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One (1) restaurant (see Ritz)
Three (3) supernatural beings:
- One (1) angel (see celestial)
- One (1) demon (see occult)
- One (1) another angel (see third wheel)
Three (3) courses at a very reasonable price (see Valentine's Day Special, "Two Hearts For The Price Of One"), ×2
Twelve (12) red roses (see love)
Twelve (12) yellow roses (see friendship)
Two (2) tables, not within sight of each other
Two (2) separate dinner datesOne (1, but feeling like a good deal more) disaster.
(Or, alternatively: a story of body-swapping, misapprehensions, various shenanigans, and love, in both its truest and most misguided form.)
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17 Sep 2024
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This is SO GOOOD i need to re read it's like reading q sequel to the good omens book, the writing style is hilarious.
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Martin had always been favored by the summer courts, and moving up north to the little village of Lacuna is a difficult adjustment. It's rainy and lonely and everyone seems to have a strange, distant relationship with the local faerie court.
However: there is a strange man in a cloak who walks past Martin's remote little cottage every few days.
However: there is a moth that keeps getting stuck in Martin's house during the rain.
These events are not as disconnected as they first appear.
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15 Sep 2024
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*melts because fluffy joth awww look at him*
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Stray Italian Greyhound by mikripetra
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Oct 2020
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Aziraphale has resigned himself to never getting what he truly wants. It’s simply a fact of life.
And even now that he’s fairly sure Crowley returns his affections, Aziraphale’s gone and ruined the whole thing. Even if Crowley knew how he felt, Aziraphale would most likely get rejected out of turn. Aziraphale certainly wouldn’t blame Crowley for being upset at his behavior.
Aziraphale will have to make it up to him, somehow. But he doesn’t have the slightest idea of where to start.
In the words of an underpaid typesetter of the 16th century, Aziraphale thinks, bugger all this for a lark.
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13 Sep 2024
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The Best emotional rollercoaster I have ever been on
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When Aziraphale asks Crowley a question about their first meeting, he discovers that Crowley was terrified of him. The realization sends Aziraphale into a panic, and he worries that he’s misinterpreted their entire relationship. Is Crowley still afraid of him?
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With the Second Coming averted and Aziraphale back on Earth, all Crowley wanted was a return to the way things used to be, before he confessed his feelings and kissed his best friend in what may be the most unsuccessful love confession of all time. In an effort to cheer an equally miserable Aziraphale, the two of them leave London to attend a murder mystery party in an old country estate. But things quickly go wrong and someone ends up dead. It's up to Aziraphale and Crowley to save the other guests from whatever dangers lurk within the manor. And maybe, Crowley will gather the courage to ask the one question he’s not sure he wants answered: why did Aziraphale come back?
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24 Aug 2024
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Murder mystery omens!! I love it so much I'll have to reread :] (the angst and humor is perfect)
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Crowley stops abruptly. “You want me to be an angel again,” he seems to realize out loud, a bitter twist to his lips that Aziraphale hasn’t seen in a long, long time.
“Well, you were a lovely angel,” Aziraphale tries to explain himself. “Don’t you remember the times we had? How wonderful it all was?”
“If who you want is that angel,” Crowley begins, his voice carefully level, “then who you want is not me.”
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Aziraphale realizes there's been a rather large misunderstanding between them.
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12 Aug 2024
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The only fix it fic that I can read without completely breaking down at the end because its so well done! (And because my emotional breakdown happens in the middle of the fic where the angst starts physically stabbing me)
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Basically, Aziraphale does a TINY miracle to make people more honest, but he does it while holding Crowley's hand so it's WAY TOO powerful now lots of people in the area are just saying their darkest secrets. Also, people say poetry because Aziraphale would TOTALLY do that.
Would be a SHAME if Aziraphale and Crowley serenaded each other tooBookmarked by IneffableDistortion
27 Jul 2024
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Hoping for a part two to fix my crying heart!! It's so sweet though :] ♡
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”First formulated in 1997, [32] questions to fall in love is a study by psychologist Dr. Arthur Aron which took place at Stony Brook University, New York. The aim? Speeding up the creation of intimacy between two strangers.”
The CosmopolitanOkay, fine.
Crowley was 32-Questions-That-Lead-To-Love-ing Aziraphale. Sue him.
He had no expectations, all right? Just, an innocent curiosity.
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26 Jul 2024
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Oh it is so gooood!! Apart from somehow spiking my anxiety a couple of times (i thought it was heavy angst so whenever anything went slightly wrong I was prepared for it to go in the worst way possible. I'm not unhappy it didn't of course!) It was super sweet and i enjoued it so much :]
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“What would you say to me,” Aziraphale tried a different approach, “if you were courting me?”
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Or, Duke Anthony Crowley and Viscount Aziraphale Fell have been on the marriage market for five years without any success.
In their sixth year, they reach an Arrangement: if the Duke will arrange a marriage for the Viscount, then the Viscount will arrange a marriage for the Duke.
This, obviously, goes downhill from the very beginning.
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17 Jul 2024
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It isn't finished and I need moreee please check back on it later :] ♡
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“Aw, what happened? Bad day at the office?” He’s both very proud and very ashamed of the whiny voice that comes out of his mouth. “Did you suddenly realise your esteemed coworkers are a bunch of tossers?”
Aziraphale keeps looking at him in a way that makes him feel exposed even behind his sunglasses, and he doesn’t waver. He just… stares. No, glares. And he doesn’t move either, doesn’t even breathe properly.
The angel slowly wets his lips like he’s tasting a subpar chocolate mousse, tilts up his chin and says: “No,” like he’s stabbing the air with it.
Crowley laughs, a short, ugly thing that quickly turns sour in the back of his throat.
“Of course you didn’t.”---
Or: 5 times Aziraphale and Crowley don't talk + 1 time they finally do.Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
15 Jul 2024
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One of the best fix it fics oh its goood but not 'Good' (Haha I love it)
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I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you by midnightdragons for Moriarty4life
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
31 May 2024
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His heartbeat was pounding so loudly in his chest, he was sure that they could all hear it; that even God Herself, all the way up in Heaven, was privy to the sound of his grief. But somehow, over the noise, he managed to croak out in a voice that edged on devastated: "Quite. It's . . . well, it is a — a pleasure to see you again, Crowley."
"I would say the sssame, but m'afraid I can't," Crowley responded coolly, and Aziraphale felt as if all the breath had been knocked from his lungs in one fell swoop at hearing the devastating sound of the demon's voice.
He sounded — he sounded —
He sounded wrong.
Supreme Archangel Aziraphale had expected that he would never see Crowley again, or at least, not anytime soon; especially not with the other side, who the demon had always seemed to hate.
So then why is he standing at the head of Hell's demons, wearing the title of their Duke . . . with Lucifer's sigil hanging on a chain around his neck?Series
- Part 40 of Good Omens Fics
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08 Jul 2024
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This one's really long and will make you emotionally break down again... but reread ittt! It's really really really good :)