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  1. Rec 87

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    "Oh?" Shane plays along, he doesn't know the game yet but he'll always play with Ilya.

    "Yes, I just learned the news, was shocking really, but is the only conclusion, makes such sense!"

    Ilya throws himself on the other end of the couch with all the drama of a B-movie starlet, complete with a soul-deep sigh.

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    The Centaurs come to their Captain in his time of need- what they believe to be a drought in his illustrious sex life. This is news to him and Shane both.

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    20 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 75

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    Based off a Tumblr post by poprocksromance

    Shane believes in locker room code. Ilya believes in consequences. So when the Metros start running their mouths about Shane, anonymous dirt starts hitting the internet: affairs, gambling debts, condoms “that don’t feel good,” substance abuse, secret kids, and worse. Funny how every insult aimed at Shane seems to cost someone a little more of their reputation.

    Shane says nothing. Ilya posts everything. And by the time anyone figures out what’s happening, it’s already too late.

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    20 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 8

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    Wedding afterparty in full swing. Shane, Ilya, Rose and Pikes are slightly tipsy. Ilya is trying to drag Hayden into conversation about sex.
    “Yes, you should leave if you don’t have anything to contribute,” Ilya smirked. “Jackie’ll fill you later. Save your dignity.”
    “Jesus. I hope not. I don’t need nightmares.” Hayden turned on his heel to leave.
    Hayden almost gets away.
    Then Ilya plays his last card: The call from the cottage. Suddenly, Hayden is invested and Shane is considering divorce.

    (Or: Sex is topic no. 1 at the wedding: one unfortunate phone call from the cottage and Shane’s questionable relationship with discipline. The only ones trying to avoid it are Shane and Hayden—with very limited success)

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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Rec *

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    They’d agreed on a plan. It was cautious. Designed to keep them safe. Laying the foundation for a future after hockey. It didn’t include Shane going nuclear one fucking day into pre-season, blowing up his entire life on something he should’ve expected to happen if he was being honest with himself.

    Or, when the long game falls apart, Shane and Ilya need a new plan. (Or or, from the ten year plan to the one week speed-run.)

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    16 Apr 2026

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    "U-haul lesbian?” Scott parotted. He was getting too old to keep up with all these new terms.

    “You own gay sports bar, yes?” Ilya was looking at him like he was an idiot again, “isn’t that where all the lesbians go? Shouldn’t you know these things?”

    Scott opened his mouth to reply but it was quickly intercepted by a yelp when a foot caught him sharply in the shin.

    “Shit sorry!” Shane bolted upright looking more alert than he had in the last 30 minutes, “I meant to kick Ilya”. He then kicked Ilya under the table,

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    18 Apr 2026

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