13 Works by Jack_R
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'What would the former Archduke Gortash be doing planting duskwood saplings in a public park?,' the former Archduke Gortash said instead. He had, in fact, just spent the past four hours planting duskwood saplings in a public park. 'Don't be ridiculous. It is merely a passing resemblance, and one I am not too fond of, given the circumstances.'
'Huh,' the man said. 'I suppose that does make sense: you poor fucker! Besides, they wouldn't let a dangerous madman like that back on the streets.'
'Yes, you would think so, wouldn't you,' Gortash said, mostly to himself.
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for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee by Jack_R
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Dec 2023
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There are different rules here, in the umbrage of the shadow-curse. Time drags on, slowly, and dead things do not stay dead.
What is a little lapse in judgement, among friends?
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us who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead by Jack_R
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Mar 2023
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‘Your brain,‘ Ethan enunciated, ‘is broken.‘
‘Least I have one, mould-man,’ Heisenberg replied. ‘Hey – you’re like that scarecrow, except it’s just fungus instead of straw up in your thick skull.’
At that point, Ethan would have lunged at him, were it not for the fact that they were both buried roughly a mile underground in a tiny pocket of space that did not allow him as much as touch his other shoulder, let alone engage in hand-to-hand-combat.
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and if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away by Jack_R
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Apr 2022
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‘Blackbeard said that,’ Izzy says. ‘Fucking Blackbeard told you to tell me to get you fucking pistachios.’
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and whatsoever ye do, do it heartily by Jack_R
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jan 2021
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"After we broke up, Annatar built a fortress of evil, subjugated several races, razed my city to the ground and murdered me, started a death cult, destroyed an entire civilisation in an unsuccessful attempt to invade the home of the gods and subsequently drowned."
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with great patience and careful instruction by Jack_R
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Jul 2020
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Niccolò was, Yusuf liked to think, a sort of an acquired taste.
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‘You are a shame to your countrymen and the lowest of the low,’ Yusuf said, ‘and your mother copulated with a dog.’
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i sing of arms and the man by Jack_R
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik, Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF
05 Apr 2020
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‘You think me a far worthier man than I am,’ he says, then.
‘No,’ Napoleone says, softly, ‘I don’t think I do at all.’
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you made my enemies turn their backs in flight, and I destroyed my foes by Jack_R
Fandoms: 11th Century CE RPF
03 Mar 2020
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The prince Bohemond, Alexios thinks, is dangerous.
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The Poetry Incident, or, How Soundwave Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Megatron by Jack_R
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
13 Feb 2018
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"This is never going to work," said Ravage.
Soundwave ignored him.
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It's one of the worse evenings. He feels the routine itching under his skin, restless and howling and his left foot throbs, but he counts the points for the thousandth time and wants to scream, because it's just not good enough. Nikiforov has gotten better since the last year and Yuuri cannot afford to be anything less that the best. (And he does not just want to beat Nikiforov, no - Yuuri needs to break him, he wants to ruin the beautiful golden darling for the world no matter the cost.)
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The one where they really hate each other - until they don't. (Rivals!AU)
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Firebenders, Burr thinks with certain disdain. Always so eager to kill. Always so eager to die.
(Hamilton/Avatar: The Last Airbender fusion)
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It is simple like that.