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  1. Public Bookmark 58

    Kiss the Cook (and Give Him a Baby) by for cremebruleesoda

    Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)  

    16 Jul 2025

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    In which Lex wants to get that himbo pregnant.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Stress Test (Or: The one where Megatron and Optimus go to IKEA) by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    10 Aug 2024

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    "I already hate this," Megatron said.
    Optimus wasn't even halfway through his transformation sequence to root mode after parking his trailer. "We're not even inside!"

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    Written for MegOp week, Day 6: Banter

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    01 Apr 2025

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    The Harmony in Your Spark by

    Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types  

    31 Jan 2026

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    Megatron was the best conductor in Cybertron until he was forced to lead a Piano Concerto.

    He was forced to look for a pianist, but instead, he found a Maestro who wouldn't even touch his piano.

    It turned out that this Maestro was the one he was looking for.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    everyone told me life was hard (but it's a piece of cake) by

    Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types  

    25 Feb 2025

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    Optimus is a simple mech just trying to get by, with a sparkling no less. His life is turned upside down after a chance encounter with Megatron.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    The Sword and the Pylon by ,

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    23 Sep 2023

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    My Lord Protector is Cybertron's most popular dating show. When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in an eight-episode competition extravaganza culminating in the most luxurious conjunxing ceremony ever projected on holoscreen. Optimus is not looking forward to it.

    (A 2023 Transformers Big Bang written by neveralarch, with illustrations by CosmicSparks!)

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    11 Jan 2025