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"... Laya is a fucking weirdo."
JJ laughed at that, throwing her head back against the old office chair that always did squeak annoyingly. "Oh, coming from you, Spence?"
A slight flush comes down on Spencer's cheeks. He knew it was ridiculous, he did. He was the picture perfect loser, the scrawny nerd whose overpacked secondhand satchel always made his scoliosis worse. But this girl? She was in a whole different world of weird. "She's too awkward. It's like she doesn't know how to be normal, like—"
"Come on, pretty boy!" Taking Spencer by surprise was the feel of strong hands wrapping around his shoulders and shaking him with so much force that he almost fell out his chair. Not Derek's fault, really. Pretty boy barely took up half the chair. "Do you hear yourself?"
"I know what I sound like!"
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In which Spencer finds a safe space in a girl who's weirder than him.
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25 Mar 2026
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After nine months in deep cover SSA Nicole Caffrey needs a fresh start. With an interest in behavioral science, an impressive record and an over average intelligence the BAU sounds perfect. But after manipulating her way through a psych evaluation and clashing with certain team members, she’s off to a rocky start. And it doesn’t take long before Hotch knows he should get rid of her.
Reid dislikes Caffrey. She’s rude and without respect for rules. She invades his space like a toxic gas. But everyone else loves her. He might think he hates her, but then she saves his life, and hate might just turn to friendship.
Over the years agents come and go, and in the end Nicole might be the most stable part of Spencer’s life. And if hate grew to friendship, what if it can grow to something more? What if it ruins everything?
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A Criminal Minds AU where everything is the same, except it isn’t. In an attempt to escape her haunting past in New York Nicole joins the BAU. Spencer might not like her, but she might also understand him in a way that no one else does, even if he doesn’t want her to. She’s also the biggest headache Hotch have had in ages. And she brings out a part of Emily that she’d rather keep hidden.Bookmarked by Jnhill666
25 Mar 2026
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Darling, I’m Raising a Hero (Sort Of) by Alexandra_Dashwood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Mar 2026
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At sixteen, I decided that one woefully neglected six-year-old boy—yes, that boy, with a destiny too heavy for his tiny shoulders—deserved a proper childhood. Naturally, I handled this with the subtlety of a goblin wielding a glitter cannon: I stole a Chrono-Selective Time-Turner from my family vault, defied at least three minor laws of physics, and hurled myself headfirst into the 1980s, where I promptly reinvented myself as Alex Selwyn—French accent, golden eyes, and just enough charm to convince anyone that my sudden appearance wasn’t suspicious.
Blending in? Hah. Spoiler: I don’t. Between part-time jobs in Diagon Alley, endless doodles, perfectly timed pranks, and occasionally questioning the very concept of “legal behavior,” I discovered the revolutionary art of caring for someone unconditionally.
And Harry? Well, that poor, unsuspecting child got a childhood that was messy, magical, and probably legally questionable in half a dozen countries, full of laughter, crepes, and chaos—the sort of childhood only a slightly reckless, world-bendingly dramatic witch like me could provide.
AU/Spin-off from my original fanfic Darling, I'm a DisasterSeries
- Part 2 of Disaster Darling Chronicles
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23 Mar 2026
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Darling, I’ve Done Something Stupid by Alexandra_Dashwood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2026
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At sixteen, I made a mistake.
Not a small one. Not a “slightly questionable judgment” sort of mistake. No. I made a time altering, law-breaking, ancestor-complicating mistake.
After one celebratory evening, several glasses of something expensive, and what I maintain was an excellent idea at the time, I used a forbidden family heirloom : a Chrono-Selective Time-Turner, to “briefly” visit my father.
You know. For a few hours.
The Time-Turner, unfortunately, decided I needed narrative consequences.
So instead of a polite, emotionally contained reunion, I got thrown headfirst into the First Wizarding War, stranded in the past, and immediately mistaken for my father’s suspiciously familiar-looking half-sister.
Which is already a problem.
It becomes worse.
Because now I’m:
- Lying to purebloods with alarming ease
- Outperforming people who take that sort of thing very personally
- Starting rivalries I absolutely did not plan (but am enjoying immensely)
- And, somehow, attracting attention I really should not be attracting...Blending in was never part of the plan.
Neither was staying.
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- Part 3 of Disaster Darling Chronicles
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21 Mar 2026
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A young Desi woman obsessed with the Harry Potter series is transported into the Marauder's era as a Hogwarts student and must navigate her past trauma, her desire for love, and her mission to change the fate of her favorite characters.
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- Part 1 of A Thoroughly Calculated Chaos
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21 Mar 2026