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  1. Rec 4

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    Snotlout waved his hands over the mirror. “Show me myself twenty years into the future!”

    To the amazement of everyone gathered, the surface of the mirror rippled like it was made of water and a stone had been dropped into the center. When the ripples passed, a new image was left behind. Not the reflection of the roof of the Great Hall, like it had been before, but the side-view of a man who looked remarkably like Snotlout, but older.

    “Holy yak dung, it worked!” Snotlout exclaimed, leaning further over the mirror. “It’s my future self! What is he doing?

    OR: 14-year-old Snotlout finds a magic mirror that shows the future. 34-year-old Snotlout is trying to balance two jobs he loves, raising his son, his long-distance relationship with his wife and daughter, and his closest friendships on Berk. Unfortunately, with the week-long Thawfest festival approaching fast, emotions are running high.

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    05 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 5

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    "Wear something hot?" Snotlout says as he yanks at his hair. He feels Hiccup and Astrid's eyes track him as he paces. "What does that even mean?"

    "It probably means that he wants you to wear something hot," Astrid replies sarcastically.

    Snotlout pauses long enough to shoot Astrid a withering glare. "Thanks a lot, Astrid. That was really helpful."

    "You're welcome!"

    or: the one where Eretlout go on a gooey valentines day date (specifically the aftermath)

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    12 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 4

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    "You fucking blew it on stage," Snotlout finally spits out. She's so small and spiky, Erin is reminded of an ugly stray kitten who tries to act scary.

    "What?" She says, voice lowering in pitch and volume until it's practically just a growl.

    "I said you blew it!" Snotlout repeats herself, a mean smirk pulling at her lips. "You sucked on stage, you sounded like shit. You were dispassionate, it was lame. You missed, like, half the notes. Totally pathetic."

    Erin inhales sharply, trying to calm herself even as her hands curl into fists and her arms tremble. Erin is better than this, she won't cave, won't stoop to Snotlout's level. She's more mature than this, she can handle a little insult from some petulant, ignorant brat.

    "Aw, is someone angry?" Snotlout says, voice mockingly saccharine. "Is it finally setting in that daddy's money won't get you shit here? Is rich girl gonna cry?"

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    or: the eretlout punk band yuri fic

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 4

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    It's not that Snotlout is dealing poorly with his husband's death, it's that between his house falling apart, his job, and the constant worry of his friends, he isn't dealing with it at all. But when a detour to the Christmas Carnival leads to a mysterious stranger claiming to be a snowman come to life, he isn't left with much choice.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    holy peak

  5. Rec 9

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    31 days of Eretlout Smut

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    01 Nov 2025