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The worst healing session of Geralt's life by Ledgea
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Dec 2020
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When Geralt falls unconscious, he knows that unless a miracle happens, he won't wake up again.
So he's rather surprised to find Lambert, Jaskier and an unknown witcher at his side when he does in fact open his eyes.
He soon regrets it though, because Lambert and the stranger's idea of healing isn't quite the same as Geralt's, and he has to suffer through some awful experiments.Bookmarked by Kelpi
19 Sep 2025
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Eskel hears Lambert well before he sees him. He shakes his head and begins to despair because he's already ranting and hasn't even arrived to the keep yet. He wipes his hands on his shirt, pinches the bridge of his nose and leaves the wall he's patching to head to the gates. He leans against the walls there and shamelessly eavesdrops. Maybe he'll learn something useful.
“You're so slow,” Lambert is saying, “Hurry up, will you ? Hot springs and the massage you fucking owe me are waiting !”
“I owe you fuck all,” another male voice answers and curses, “Will you fucking stop doing that ? I swear, I'll push your horse down the moutainside !”
Or Lambert and Aiden are cursed and can't walk away from each other and they're already slightly tired of it.
Just a silly funny one-shot I couldn't get out of my head.
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- Part 1 of And they were tied together
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17 Sep 2025
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“My point is,” Lambert mutters before Geralt has a chance to open his mouth, “that love is a fucking idiotic concept, and that I’d rather die than be forced to feel my knees quiver and my lips break into a smile whenever I see him or whatever the fuck the ballads tell you is supposed to happen when you love someone.”
He uncorks a bottle and drinks straight from it.
Geralt blinks.
“But Jaskier isn’t a whore!” he mumbles. “He’s just… Very easy with his affections.”
“We know he is, Wolf. We know,” Eskel nods solemnly, patting the big man’s back.
Vesemir sighs again and exchanges a look with the only one of his sons who isn’t a complete idiot and drunk out of his mind.
They are both aware of the fact that no matter what he says and how much he hates the concept of love, a part of Lambert really wishes to find someone who could make him smile. (As opposed to Eskel, who has no problem with the concept of love, as long as it stays the fuck away from him personally, thank you very much.)
“Ssstupid,” Lambert hisses when he puts down the bottle. A second later, he slides down underneath the table and starts snoring.
No, Vesemir decides. He simply cannot allow this to go on…Bookmarked by Kelpi
24 Aug 2025
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A majority of the time, Dick is perfectly fine with having his identity secret from Slade, and the other man doesn't seem too bothered by it, either. Fucking doesn't require the removal of masks, after all.
But right now, currently kidnapped and imprisoned as Dick Grayson, he's really wishing the mercenary knew who he'd just taken captive for a job.
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- Part 7 of Slade &/ Dick Fics
- Part 1 of Q Event Fics 2019-20
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22 Aug 2025
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One different move in life can change the future completely; what if Sirius had made it to Godric's Hollow in time?
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04 Aug 2025