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Ministry Mandated Mate by Kitchenwench for Jessiieb
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2026
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Having fled to the States after the end of the war to heal out of the public's eye, Hermione Granger had been given an extension to the Marriage Act of 2003 enforced in the UK.
However, that extension ran out and when she returned home, she received a welcome in the form of her Ministry Mandated Match.
Fred Gideon Weasley.
It should have been a disaster but Hermione didn’t remember him being that tall, or smelling that good. How long had she really been gone to miss Freddie getting that bloody hot?
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Pay attention, little reader.
For what is to come is a story much more complex than that of a muggle fairy tale. You may find that the cruel prince is not all that he seems and the beautiful princess not all that meek.
This will not be a story of two lovers in fair Verona, star crossed and fated for tragedy.
This will be a story of a wizard accepting power in ways he thought impossible and a witch, forced into a bond against her will, learning to love against all odds.
For who could ever learn to love a beast?
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manipulate: to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one's own advantage.
Looking at them, no one would have ever thought that Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger were siblings. Even fewer people would have been able to tell you they were twins. Yet, over the summer before their fifth year, they learn that that's exactly what they are.
Learning of a father that neither of them expected, secrets that Dumbledore never wanted uncovered, and alliances they needed to see to believe, it doesn't take them long to realize that everything they thought they knew, was a lie.
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Merry Christmas, Little Sister by Kitchenwench for LorraineRose, Stevie_Sunshine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2025
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Hermione has one thing on her Christmas list this year. What kind of brother would Theo be if he didn't give her what she wants?
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In the five years since the Battle of Hogwarts was won, Hermione Granger had learned everything she could about the magical creature she had become.
From within the pages of books, long hidden away on the dusty shelves of Grimmauld Place, to stories whispered to her in dark corners of their world, under the hush of something ancient. They all spoke of him, their magic connected in a time before either of their conditions ever existed. He lurked in the shadows of trees that spoke in tongues neither could understand.
But their leaves sing of others, monsters that skulk and slink through the undergrowth. Waiting for the moment to strike and unravel all of their carefully kept secrets.
The Wizarding World thought him long dead but she knew the truth. He waited, there in the belly of that forest as old and wise as the magic that coursed through their veins, for her to come.
And Antonin Dolohov was a patient man.
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Charms 101: The Eighth Years' Guide to Magically Getting Off by Kitchenwench
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2024
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When Hermione starts her Potions Mastery at Knoxford, the secret sister school to the wizarding world's most elite muggle university, she does not expect this particular professor leading the class.
Something is different about Professor Snape though, and, while the unforgiving public are still reeling from his suspicious resurrection and controversial posting at the school-Hermione can't help but want to solve the puzzle that is Severus Snape.
Could uncovering his secrets end up being just the thing to sway not only the public, but also Hermione’s heart?
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He clears his throat. “Hi.”
“You said that already,” she replies, with a small smile.
“Sorry,” he says, shaking his head. “I was just—nevermind.”
“No, what is it?” She takes a few steps closer, since he hasn’t moved from his position in the doorway.
“You look—” He cuts himself off again, running his hand through his hair. “I’ve never seen you look like this before.”
“Like I’ve actually tried to look nice, for once?”
“You always look nice."
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Hermione Granger returns to England after six years away, and reconnects with Remus Lupin in ways she never could have expected.
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- Part 1 of Still Here With You
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Summary: Rescued when her long-kept secret is exposed, Hermione is forced to confront the shadows of her past. The Weasley twins offer comfort and a future she never imagined. But the truth about her identity is far more dangerous than she ever suspected—and its revelation will reshape her life, her alliances, and the war itself.
Disclaimer: All canon/original characters, plotline and rights belong to the J.K. Rowling. Non-canon events and characters belong to me. I am not making a profit from posting this. As always, I have taken liberties, so if something appears out of order, or there are changes made, that was done deliberately. Rated for violence, bad language and sexual content. Triad fic! No Twincest!
Trigger Warning! Forced pregnancy. And, although nothing is described in detail, sexual and physical abuse and attempted rape are mentioned and implied.
Hermione x Fred x George pairing! No Twincest! Soulmates! Powerful!Hermione! Some Ginny/Ron bashing.
Written September 2016 - August 2017.
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Hermione decides to run for the hills, ending her traumatic relationship with Ron Weasley after he because abuse and controlling. Running away to Hogwarts for her Eight year, to finish her education. Only Ron isn't letting her go that easy, he follows her. In need of help and a place to hide, The Snakes take her in. She finds protection, understanding, comfort, a family with them. Draco declares Hermione Granger as his when Ron comes demanding her back. Can they build something together while she's fighting for her life? The Snakes refuse to give up easy, they're willing to go to war again over the Golden Girl, but just how Golden is she really?
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- Part 1 of A Game of Darkness
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After Hermione visits Snape’s memories, she finds herself drawn into an impossible connection with a man the Wizarding public at large believes is dead. As dreams and memories intertwine, the boundaries of reality blur, leaving them both questioning what’s real—and what it means.