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Gale is a history teacher at Brampton Secondary School. At Karlach's birthday party, he is introduced to the school's very attractive librarian.
It takes them most of a season to figure out they're both speaking the same love language, but in a different dialect.
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Astarion can't sleep or trance because Gale snores too loudly. As they discuss this, Gale's body image issues are revealed, and those are illegal, so Astarion makes sure Gale feels loved.
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A Whole New Disney World by KittenWithACookie for pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Mar 2025
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Astarion and Gale meet up at DisneyCoast. A day is had.
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Star is sick. Gale is worried. He finds help, and the tribe grows (in more ways than one)!
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- Part 2 of Bunga Babies
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Gale does not like his Tribe. Star does not like his. They meet and make their own
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- Part 1 of Bunga Babies
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Bookmarked by KittenWithACookie
20 May 2025
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Peppermint-Scented Apologies by Lunarwench for TrashPandaSaga
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Jan 2025
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“Watch out, Astarion, there’s mistletoe above your head.”
He glances up in the same moment that Gale stumbles gracelessly into him, Astarion’s arms coming up automatically to catch Gale without even thinking. There’s indeed mistletoe above them, held in Shadowheart’s wiggling fingers, her wretched face smirking down at them from the stairway with both her brows raised.
A challenge, it seems.
Bookmarked by OddAudreyLeeReally (KittenWithACookie)
04 Jan 2025
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Read again during Christmas holiday period
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any beat from your heart (gets me through the night) by cweepa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Dec 2024
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“I’ve made my choice,” he says, perhaps a bit snappishly. “My affliction is an outcome of my own thoughtlessness – for the second time in my life, I might add. I may have been given a second chance, but the Gods will argue that I am not deserving of a third.”
“If there is one thing I have learnt about faith,” Lae’zel says. “It is that we mustn’t allow fervent belief to cloud our judgement.”
“I do not possess fervent belief.”
Lae’zel lifts up her chin. “A dangerous combination. You don’t believe in the Gods, neither do you believe in yourself.”
With the clock ticking down on the last month of his life, one Gale Dekarios sets out to bring some holiday cheer to the rest of his friends for the last time.
Bookmarked by OddAudreyLeeReally (KittenWithACookie)
27 Dec 2024
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Read during December.
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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Bookmarked by OddAudreyLeeReally (KittenWithACookie)
11 Nov 2024
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Several months had passed since Gale’s marriage to Mystra ended, and the idea of diving back into the dating world held little appeal. After a series of disastrous first dates arranged by well-meaning friends, Gale reluctantly agreed to try out a new dating app, only to discover it was more geared toward casual hook-ups than finding a meaningful relationship.
Despite his initial reservations, Gale spent an evening testing the app, scrolling through profiles until he paused on one that caught his eye - a stunning, pale elf with the username Starlight69. On impulse, he marked the profile as a favourite and decided to call it a night. But just as he was about to put his phone away, a message from Starlight69 appeared on his screen…
Starlight69: Hello, darling~ 😈
Without hesitation, Astarion attached a rather flattering photo of himself - nude, of course.
Bookmarked by KittenWithACookie
27 Sep 2024