KneeStealer
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- Dream SMP (1)
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Being an Uber Driver has its perks and advantages although, sometimes, the job might not be simple, but having to meet new people each time, having to be tipped generously by his passengers - especially rich people, and the Government giving him new cars if his car gets broken by heroes are kind of sweet. Kind of. Ugh, he can never forgive those heroes for throwing his cars at villains and missing every time. The point is, it is nice to be an Uber Driver.
Until unwanted passengers started calling him after getting kidnapped.
Or Dream had been an uber driver for years but then villains started becoming his passengers and he does not like that
(ALSO, HIS PAST FINALLY COMING BACK TO HIM)Or or poor and broke driver being unlucky in life
(guys this happens after the first arc sorry)Series
- Part 1 of Practice Fanfics
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- 29,328
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In a world filled with superpowers, you would think that the daily struggles of life would be easier. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo find that, that isn't the case at all for three young boys that turn to a life of crime to be able to put food on the table. It's perfectly fine though, they're determined to become renowned villains and are just getting better and better at their craft.
Until they break in and steal from the wrong house.
The trio now find themselves fleeing at every turn because they've caught the eye of Pro-Heroes and Super Villains alike.
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Or Bench Trio are dirty crime children that mistakenly break into the house of Pro-Hero 'The Blade' and steal from him. Catching the interest of Philza, who wants to adopt the little thieving children who look like they desperately need a hot meal and a warm bath.
Series
- Part 1 of An Axolotl writes fluff about block men
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nursing a three times broken heart (and down the rabbit hole again) by mimi (thatanonwriter)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
08 Jul 2025
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The realization bloomed then, slow and devastating, like ink spreading on water.
He had spent his life yearning for a Blade-like love. A love that conquered all, unwavering, constant, written in the bold strokes of fantasy. He’d sought it in George’s distant gaze, in Wilbur’s poetic fireflies, even in Fundy’s valiant effort. He’d measured real love against a fictional ideal, always finding it lacking.
But real love wasn't Blade’s epic saga.
Or: Dream, a hopeless romantic, disillusioned by real-world heartbreaks, finally learns true love is resilient and human, not a perfect storybook epic.
Or: 3+1 fanfic with Dream experiencing three heartbreaks and one... fictional/real love...?
Or: Dream meets someone who looks a lot like Blade, a fictional character he loves from the The Crimson Kingdoms series.
Series
- Part 15 of Red and Green
Bookmarked by KneeStealer
11 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I love Fundy, and Fundy, also FUNDY, I love Dreamnoblade, did I mention Fundy?
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
Series
- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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- English
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- 148,339
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- 23/23
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- 4
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- 624
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- 1,519
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- 309
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- 45,069
Bookmarked by KneeStealer
02 Jun 2025
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i'm turning this stupid journey into a comedy I swear to fucking god by Lieyantosh
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2025
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By far the strangest member of Odysseus’ crew was a man named Danny Motta, who spoke oddly and might or might not be some kind of prophet. Also he kept calling him Dyssy.
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- English
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- 13,042
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- 1/1
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- 14,331
Bookmarked by KneeStealer
26 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Guys, you have no idea how happy I was seeing this fanfic existing
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
Series
- Part 2 of here's a health to the company
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,839
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4,553
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- 24,862
- Bookmarks:
- 4,760
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- 763,021
Bookmarked by KneeStealer
05 Apr 2025