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[SONG COVER]: The Boys of Summer by The Chenqings by AirgiPodSLV (AirgiodSLV), Binky01, Danmei_Podfics_With_Gem, esbielle was also here (esbielle), Koontyme, mulberry_graceful, Rionaa, semperfiona, StickyRiceSunrise, Sweetlittlevampire
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2025
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Full cover of Don Henley's "The Boys of Summer" used in the "The Boys of Summer" podfic chapter 9 intro with sweetlittlevampires gorgeous album cover art!
Enjoy!
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Wei Ying needs a fake terrible date. Lan Zhan volunteers.
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[Podfic] that unknown orchard by Koontyme for sisi_rambles
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
28 Dec 2023
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Sometimes Nai thinks it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if the other humans never woke up and it was just him and Vash and Rem. Vash is excited about it, excited to meet all the humans sleeping in pods, but Nai’s not sure it’s actually something to be excited about.
Maybe Vash hasn’t noticed, but Nai hears it in Rem’s instructions: be careful. It’s not safe. Why would she tell them to pretend to be humans if there wasn’t some sort of danger because they’re not? He doesn’t know what the danger is but it’s there, Nai can feel it. Vash doesn’t.
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[Podfic] there will always be things that go bump in the night by Koontyme for GodOfLaundryBaskets
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
28 Dec 2023
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“So I don’t know what all you know about livin’ out here,” Wolfwood says, after they’re already far enough from his house that turning back would be a hassle. “But this ain’t super legal.”
“Trapping a raccoon in your trash can? That seems oddly specific,” Vash says.
“No. I mean takin’ an animal and relocatin’ it,” Wolfwood corrects.
Wolfwood is destined to never have a normal interaction with his new neighbor.
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[Podfic] love thy neighbor by Koontyme for GodOfLaundryBaskets
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
28 Dec 2023
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For a while, neither he nor the creature move. Wolfwood gets the odd feeling that somehow, they’re both the deer in the headlights in this situation. Birdsong and the gentle whistle of the wind through the pines fill the empty space between them.
Wolfwood has no idea what possesses him to do what he does, but before his brain can catch up to his body, he raises a hand and waves.
A beat, and then the thing raises its hand and waves back.
Something new moves into the woods around Wolfwood's home.
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[Podfic] River-to-the-Sea Sure by Koontyme for jennisaisquoi
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2023
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Wen guards escort Lan Wangji to his quarters at the end of the day’s indoctrination; this evening, Wei Wuxian follows, branching off at the last moment from the path to the building in which the Jiang disciples are lodged.
“We’re all prisoners here either way,” he argues to the guards, with a disarming smile. “What does it matter which building I’m imprisoned in, eh?”
After the guards slam the doors in Wei Wuxian’s face, the two of them are alone. Wei Wuxian folds down to sit, pulling his knees up and wrapping his arms around them.
“Lan Zhan,” he says lightly. “What do you think Wen Chao and his henchmen would do, if I went into heat here?”
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[Podfic] all that's left of two hearts on fire by Koontyme for mulberry_graceful
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2023
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He doesn’t know why the quiet one cares about lights. He doesn’t know why the quiet one cares about anything. It doesn’t matter anyway. However hard the quiet one tries, it always ends the same way: screams and sobs and someone running out the door, never to come back.
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Xiao Xingchen has two unexpected roommates.[Podfic version]
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Dig.
Don’t think.
Just.
Dig.
Put the tip of the shovel against the ground. Lay your foot on the wide metal edge. Lean your whole body weight forward, down. Feel yourself sink into the hard, baked earth.
Feel your muscles ache and complain with the strain, but don’t think about why. Don’t think about the battle you and he just fought. Don’t think of how you
lostwon.Don’t think about the body lying on the couch behind you, his eyes closed peacefully as if in sleep.
Don’t think about what you failed to tell him, in those final moments.
Just. Dig.
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If you would have told Lan Wangji that sixteen years ago he would have met his soulmate in a tattoo shop, of all places, he would have laughed in your face. Or rather, he would have raised one eyebrow a fraction of a millimeter, the subtlest hint of doubt clouding his face.
Inspired by the wonderful tattoo shop AU art from eledsart on tumblr.
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[PODFIC] The Many Uncles of One Jin Rulan by whattheelizabeth by Koontyme, mulberry_graceful
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Sep 2023
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CHAPTER 1:
The Many Uncles of One Jin Rulan
A poem by Ouyang Zizhen and Lan Jingyi
or, alternatively, "Hey, Zizhen, you know what would be really funny?"CHAPTER 2:
I started writing the poem and, much like Jingyi, I was like "you know what would be hilarious?" And so The Draft was born. -
[Podfic] If this is communication, I disconnect (I need you, you want me, but I don't know how to connect) by Koontyme
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
27 Aug 2023
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Vash does as he promised - he comes back.
But he doesn’t come back to her. To anyone at all. Not even himself.
It’s just a shade of him which haunts her apartment and the December streets, clad in anonymity provided by his pitch black hair, new coat in a darker shade and glasses that are far too reminiscent of Wolfwood’s to not set an ache in her chest each time Meryl sees him put them on.
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[Podfic] better on your side by Koontyme for curlofacalyx (takonomz)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Aug 2023
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“Is there a reason we keep wasting time?” she asks. Boredom twirls the dizi in her hand before she drops it in the lap of the child next to her. The boy’s eyes light up and like his mother before him, he starts to play with the instrument as if it were a toy instead of a powerful spiritual tool.
Rumors exaggerate, but all agree that Sect Leader Wen hadn’t even drawn her sword to stake her claim. The dizi had been enough to bewitch her husband and send Wen Ruohan to an early grave.
Something is haunting the former Madam Wen.
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When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need to leave the sect. He needs to get married, and she has the perfect Sect Leader in mind.
When Lan Wangji is invited to come along on Wei Wuxian's visit to the Unclean Realm to spend time with his new betrothed, Nie Mingjue, he agrees — even though his heart is breaking. How else is he ever going to see Wei Wuxian again?
When Nie Mingjue welcomes Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji into his home, he realizes two things very quickly: 1.) They clearly want each other so badly they can barely stand it, and 2.) Nie Mingjue is Into That.
(In which arranged marriage to Nie Mingjue solves just about everyone's problems)
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[Podfic] Paper Trail by AirgiPodSLV (AirgiodSLV), esbielle was also here (esbielle), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), Koontyme, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Mar 2023
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Jiang Cheng,
I just wanted to give you a way of contacting me in case you ever need to.
Rebuilding a relationship one letter at a time.
Podfic of Paper Trail by Wolfling.
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[Podfic] The Commonwealth of Jianghu v. Jiang Cheng by edited by (mistbornhero), flamingwell, Koontyme
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Mar 2023
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FACTS
Wei Ying alias Wuxian was suspected of criminal activity. The Commonwealth of Jianghu obtained a warrant for arrest. The arresting officers were in pursuit when Wei died in view of officers and surviving heirs. Legal heirs claimed the suspect's qiankun pouch off his body and refused to turn over to arresting party. The Commonwealth of Jianghu brought an action against defendant Jiang for refusing to surrender Wei property. Defendant Jiang appealed, arguing that the Commonwealth had a warrant against Wei not Jiang therefore warrant did not entitle the Commonwealth to the property.ISSUE:
Whether law enforcement can require a surviving estate to surrender the property of a deceased suspect on a warrant in the name of the deceased.ANSWER:
NoClick through to see the full summary judgement!
Podfic of The Commonwealth of Jianghu v. Jiang Cheng by nevertheless (nev_longbottom).
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After Wei Ying falls, Lan Wangji is left with A-Yuan, a pregnancy, and his grief.
Lan Wangji doesn’t know what colour her eyes are or what her hair will look like and it’s difficult to say whether the shape of her nose resembles his or Wei Ying’s when she has yet to grow into it, but she’s beautiful. And she’s loud. And she’s alive. And her weight is such a lovely thing in his arms.
He rocks her, touches a finger to her tiny, tiny clenched fist and cries with her. “Hello, beloved,” he says, “Lan Yue, A-Yue, welcome.”
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Wei Ying turns to him, alight with glee. “Just you watch, Lan Zhan, nobody can resist us when Jiang Cheng and me team up. There’s no threesome the Twin Prides haven’t been able to wrangle! Nie-zongzhu is a sexy, sexy mountain and we’re gonna climb him.”
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On their stop at the Unclean Realm during the search for the Yin Iron, Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng declare their intention to jointly woo Nie Mingjue. Lan Wangji, master of self-restraint, has a whole crisis about it.
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[Podfic] A Series of (Un)intentionally Supervised Dates by Koontyme for dragongirlG
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Dec 2022
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Five (un)intentionally supervised dates between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian, and one time they finally get to be alone, all set against a background of inter-sect cultivation politics, the Yin Iron plot, and teenage drama and hijinks.
In which: Madam Yu supervises a sparring session, Lan Qiren reluctantly provides sex education, Nie Huaisang purveys porn, Wen Qing threatens someone with her needles, Jin Zixuan goes on the world's most awkward double date, and Wei Wuxian finally, finally gets to talk to Lan Wangji in private.
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- Part 3 of [Podfic series] Being Known
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[Podfic] do it for him.png by Koontyme for kalakirya
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2022
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If you ask Luo Binghe, he’d tell you this is the worst honeymoon they’ve ever been on. First of all, Shizun is not giving him nearly half the attention he usually gives Binghe. Second of all, Shizun spends most of his time in this world stalking a fifteen year old boy.
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[Podfic] (In)discreet Family Affairs by Koontyme for dragongirlG
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Dec 2022
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"Shufu, I asked Wangji and Young Master Wei to meet us here," Lan Xichen says before the silence stretches out too long. "I believe they have an announcement to make."
"An announcement," Lan Qiren echoes.
Lan Xichen is enjoying himself far too much. "Yes. Wangji, if you would explain?"
Lan Wangji's throat works soundlessly. Then he straightens his shoulders, tilts his chin up, and looks Lan Qiren directly in the eye. "Wei Ying and I are betrothed."
The color drains out of Lan Qiren's face. He stands up, expression thunderous, face reddening with rage. "Wei Wuxian!"
"I didn't do it, Lan-xiansheng!" Wei Wuxian cries.
The Jiang and Lan families react to the accidental betrothal of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian. Sequel to [Podfic] The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, in which teenage Lan Wangji drunkenly confesses his lust to Wei Wuxian and wakes up betrothed to him by way of forehead ribbon.
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- Part 2 of [Podfic series] Being Known