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“Jonathan Sims,” Martin whispers hotly, “you could never even begin to fathom how unbelievably sexy that was. Fuck, I want you so bad."
Jon furrows his brow in confusion, but he’s smiling, his cheeks flushed dark and radiating heat so close to Martin’s skin. “Really? The – the smiting? That did it for you?”Bookmarked by LanTheHuman
12 Jan 2026
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Jon wears a leather jacket to work. No one is immune.
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09 Jan 2026
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They still haven't talked about it, any of it, not even to pass the time on the long train ride to Scotland. Instead, Martin fell asleep in the seat next to him, pressed into his side from shoulder to knee, and Jon thought about love confessions and verb tense and how the two fit together when you think you're dying.
or: Good cows, mediocre poetry, and other crucial topics of discussion.
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09 Jan 2026
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Hi Jon and all,
I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.- Language:
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09 Jan 2026
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I'll take "A Flagrant Misuse of Beholding Powers" for 200 by iamcringebutiamfree
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jul 2022
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“So, you’ve got creepy, magical Google in your head and you’re using it to help Martin with crossword puzzles?”
“Look, I know that I should be using my powers to get more information on the circus, I’ve tried, but the nature of The Stranger is such that-”
“You should go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!” Tim interrupted. Jon stared at him, dumbfounded, but before he could really process what he’d said, Martin was already agreeing with Tim.
“Ooh, or Jeopardy!”
In which Jon uses his Beholding powers to cheat at a game show
(This work is inspired by the fic "Jeopardy!" by stardust_in_the wind. And by "inspired," I mean I read that fic and went, "what if this, but five times longer?")
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09 Jan 2026
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Jon sighed and took a sip of his drink. He raised an eyebrow at the group as they stared in varying degrees of total shock.
“I went to university.” he said simply, “Never have I eve-“
“No no, hang on.” Tim cut him off, “You went on a drug bender in uni!?”
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24 Dec 2025
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Jon kissed him again, deep and slow. He barely pulled back to speak, letting their lips brush with the words. "Prove to me that I'm still human."
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Martin crouched down, rifling through a cabinet and pulling out a large bowl. "Mind grabbing the flour? It's in the cabinet over the sink."...This was not what he had been expecting.
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08 Dec 2025
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Jon is feeling guilty and tries to have sex with Martin to make it up. They have a talk about it.
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01 Dec 2025
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it's only natural but why did it have to be me? by oakleaf_bearer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Nov 2020
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Martin wouldn't cheat on him, Jon was in no doubt about that, but sex was still something he was interested in and Jon wasn't providing. The magazine was very clear about the concept of 'providing'. It even suggested several ways of doing it that all made Jon's head spin.
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aka jon reads some trashy gossip magazines and panics
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- Part 3 of scottish safehouse fics
- Part 3 of jon's ace and this is important to me
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29 Nov 2025
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It’s funny how things can always get worse. Every time your life hits rock bottom, well, never fucking fear, there could always be a landslide! You could always fall into a ravine and hit every sharp rock along the way and end up with every limb shattered wishing you were dead!
If, in this metaphor, that landslide was an act of God, then Tim Stoker is going to fucking kill God.
(The night before the Unknowing, Tim has to share a room with Jon, and ends up thinking way too much)
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26 Nov 2025
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I Am Done With My Graceless Heart by ZaliaChimera
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Jun 2019
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I’m afraid you absolutely did choose it. In a hundred ways, at a hundred thresholds, you pressed on. Our world is made of choices and very rarely do we truly know what any of them mean, but we make them nonetheless.
Tim has a detailed contact list full of the secrets people have told him, and a lot of time to kill.
He also has a choice to make, and he is so tired of being a pawn.
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26 Nov 2025
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Tim was right.
Maybe he hadn’t really made it out of the museum whole.
Maybe there was no more Jonathan Sims left to save.
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Even though he survives the Unknowing, Tim can’t find it in himself to forgive his boss.
Lucky for him, Jon doesn’t forgive himself either.
When Jon makes amends in the only way he thinks will matter, Tim is left grappling with the shadow that remains.
Written for the Rusty Quill Big Bang 2022.
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22 Nov 2025
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Inspired by @suspiciouslibrary's post on tumblr
When Jon sleeps, he hurts people. So the solution is simple, right? He just has to stay awake.
Set in the vicinity of s4, so be warned for spoilers if you're not caught up.
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21 Nov 2025
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Touch Me, Even if it Hurts by AuralQueer for rosenkranz_isnt_dead
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Jul 2019
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People don't really touch Jonathan Sims unless they want to hurt him. That's mostly fine. Jon has never been a tactile person, and he doesn't need anyone but himself.
Except the world is falling down around him, and loneliness aches, and sometimes he'll take anything - even cruelty - just to feel human again.
*A story set between s1 and s4, looking at Jon's relationship with touch, friendship, and his own humanity.
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20 Nov 2025
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The Tragedy of Jonathan: a Comic Puppet Show in All Acts by asongtofixwhatswrong
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Dec 2023
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Jon used to have a drug habit, but it’s fine, he kicked it. Jon may be dabbling again, but it’s fine, he can control it. Jon may be getting worse, but it’s fine, he can bounce back. He breaks promises to himself and others, he grows more liberal with his doses, and his access to safe refuge gets more and more precarious, but it’s fine. He can handle it. He’s not heading for disaster.
(Alternate title: "I don't want to stop")
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20 Nov 2025
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Чтобы лучше тебя съесть by KAMI_KLASSICS (KamiTheKaze)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Aug 2024
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Вы работали в архиве уже некоторое время. Но из-за быстрого ухудшения вашего психического здоровья вы решаете уволиться. Элиас предлагает вам стать его личным помощником, если вы останетесь.
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10 Nov 2025
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These are all very real reviews of William Graham's forensics class at the FBI Academy.
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- Part 1 of Professor Will Graham
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03 Jan 2025
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At some point, House wonders how he ended up performing an exploratory laparotomy in his kitchen on a wanted criminal. On the moment, the idea didn’t seem crazy.
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- Part 2 of Plucked Strings
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03 Jan 2025
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So, the first thing that happens is Castiel comes back.
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"Right," Dean says eventually, gruffly. He looks down at his shoes. "I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, man. It's—you know, yours. Do your thing, love who you love, whatever. I can't really stop you from loving me, if that's what you've decided to do, but I don't—I can't—"
"I know," Castiel murmurs, still just smiling a little, not looking heartbroken at all. "Don't worry about it, Dean, that's all I ask."
"So we're—" Dean risks a glance up, swallowing thickly. "We're good?"
Castiel hums. "We're good."
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17 Feb 2024