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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    In his eighth year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is adopted by Luna and Neville and subsequently does a lot of drugs.

    Or the one where Draco becomes a stoner and Harry does too.

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Harry Potter knows the field kills people. Draco Malfoy knows knowledge is power - until it isn’t.

    Forced into an uneasy partnership, an experienced Auror and a brilliant but untested trainee collide over instinct, authority, and the thin line between protection and control. Every mission sharpens the tension, every argument exposes something neither of them is ready to face.

    Because in the field, survival isn’t just about knowing what to do.
    It’s about knowing when to do it - and when to stop.

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    05 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    The annoyance of Draco Malfoy looking like a cross between a catwalk model and a wet dream come to life had been a permanent irritant to Harry since fifth-year. No one deserved to look that good while being such a massive twat.

    Draco Malfoy is back.

    Back from France, back in Harry’s life and back to being a colossal thorn in his side.

    Wherever Harry goes, Malfoy is there; stealing his dream job, hijacking his friends and cockblocking him left, right and centre. It can't be coincidence: Draco Malfoy is most definitely Up To Something.

    You'd think things couldn't get any worse, but throw in an enchanted ring, a mysterious curse and a disgruntled ex-fiancée, and Harry's suddenly got a lot more trouble than he bargained for.

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    10 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    “I have never even touched another man's cock, Harry. What if the first time I do, I fuck it up?”

    “Isn’t it just like touching your own?”

    Draco rolls his eyes. “Maybe, but I won't know for sure until I try, will I?”

    Maybe that logic stands. Maybe that's a very clever way of thinking. Maybe that's what makes Harry's brain settle on an absolutely splendid idea. A genius though. An epiphany one could say.

    “You can practice on mine!”

    * * * * *

    Harry is straight. And isn’t that just too bad, because if he wasn’t, then he would be totally and desperately in love with Draco.

    Luckily, he can at least be Draco’s friend. Draco’s very good friend. Draco’s very good friend who helps him out when in need.

    That’s what Harry keeps telling himself as he embarks on a journey of sexual exploration with his very best mate.

    He’s just being a good friend.

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    10 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Hey, Malfoy, where’s the cat right now?”

    “In my room, why?” he says, not looking up from his parchment.

    “Nothing, just…it’s a wild cat so you should probably, I don’t know, get it checked for fleas and diseases.”

    “I’m not an idiot, Potter, of course I got Spud checked out.”

    “Spud?”

    “The cat, Potter.”

    “Yeah but Spud? What kinda name is that?”

    “It’s short for Stupid.”

    “Wouldn’t it be Stup then?”

    “What the hell is a Stup? At least Spud sounds nice.”

    “You named your cat after a potato.”

    “No, I named the cat Stupid because he has stupid black hair and stupid green eyes like - whatever, shut up, let me focus.”

    Draco finds a cat that becomes a catalyst for the start of his and Harry's friendship. Harry finds that he likes spending time with Malfoy more than he expected to. Chess games, exchanged letters, long talks near the Great Lake, and an highly erotic Quidditch game later, Harry and Draco realize a few things that explain why their relationship before had always been so...explosive. Maybe they can see how their chemistry would work on the other side, without all the obstacles between them this time.

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    29 Nov 2025