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The Device by LastPositivist
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
16 Dec 2025
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In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. And quite right too, say the pious Khornites of the Sanguinary Utnapishtim, the small Empire in which our tales take place. In order to perpetuate this blesséd state of affairs, and see that war involves maximally - and they mean maximally - many skulls taken, they engage in various shenanigans and misadventures. Today we follow one such, as they attempt to weaponise a McGuffin that ruins your life if you have social anxiety.
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Nisigi Violence by LastPositivist
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
16 Oct 2025
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In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. And quite right too, say the pious Khornites of the Sanguinary Utnapishtim, the small Empire in which our tales take place. In order to perpetuate this blesséd state of affairs, and see that war involves maximally - and they mean maximally - many skulls taken, they have created the Office for Ceremonial Calculation. In this series of shorts we follow their misadventures, as this vast bureaucracy of pious Khorne worshippers works hard to ensure we get effective misanthropy, and that the Sanguinary Utnapishtim truly produces the greatest rage for the greatest number.
In today's misadventure, we pop back over to the Dark Academia of the Sanguinary Utnapishtim to see what innovations in Violent Lore they are coming up with. And, it turns out, if anyone knows how to convert quite suffering into a twisted productivity -- it's grad students.
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- Part 26 of The Office for Ceremonial Calculations
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- 499
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The Logistician's War by LastPositivist
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
08 Oct 2025
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In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. And quite right too, say the pious Khornites of the Sanguinary Utnapishtim, the small Empire in which our tales take place. In order to perpetuate this blesséd state of affairs, and see that war involves maximally - and they mean maximally - many skulls taken, they have created the Office for Ceremonial Calculation. In this series of shorts we follow their misadventures, as this vast bureaucracy of pious Khorne worshippers works hard to ensure we get effective misanthropy, and that the Sanguinary Utnapishtim truly produces the greatest rage for the greatest number.
In today's misadventure, we learn the fate of all heretics who would dare defy Khorne's holy spreadsheets.
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- Part 25 of The Office for Ceremonial Calculations
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Far From Here by LastPositivist
Fandoms: Le città invisibili | Invisible Cities - Italo Calvino
25 Sep 2025
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A somewhat homoerotic tale of geometric conventionalism.
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Warden Warrior Flunky Farce by LastPositivist
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
17 Sep 2025
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In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. And quite right too, say the pious Khornites of the Sanguinary Utnapishtim, the small Empire in which our tales take place. In order to perpetuate this blesséd state of affairs, and see that war involves maximally - and they mean maximally - many skulls taken, they have created the Office for Ceremonial Calculation. In this series of shorts we follow their misadventures, as this vast bureaucracy of pious Khorne worshippers works hard to ensure we get effective misanthropy, and that the Sanguinary Utnapishtim truly produces the greatest rage for the greatest number.
For today's misadventure you should probably just listen to this to get in the mood.
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- Part 24 of The Office for Ceremonial Calculations
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The Office for Ceremonial Calculations by LastPositivist
Fandom: Warhammer, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
16 Oct 2025
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