14 Bookmarks by Leequadd
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27 Jan 2026
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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Bookmarked by Leequadd
18 Jul 2025
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“We’re not special, Tobey,” Becky hissed. “We aren’t different from everyone else in Fair City. There’s no reason that the rules apply to everyone but us.”
“And that, my dear WordGirl, is where we disagree.” Tobey turned to her, striking the match. It cast strange light across his face, highlighting the freckled span of his cheeks, the aquiline arch of his long nose. “You and I are anything but ordinary.”
or: Tobey slowly pulls Becky to the dark side, where they have found family and self care and that boy genius she just might be falling for.
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Leequadd
08 Mar 2024
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Scheming a revolt against heaven requires a lot of preparations. Learning how to stand your ground in combat is a basic necessity. There's one thing no blade can parry, however, the very real threat of catching feelings for your very cool fencing coach.
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12 Nov 2022
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" A warm coffee with you is all I need along with your soothing voice "
Growing old is one of life's most arduous trials. To make a person's life narration complete, the routes of struggles, hardships, pleasure, and all events are interwoven as one. Alexandra goes on a voyage with her partner, Christino, to discover the meaning of her eternal destiny. Their adventures are all collected, including images from their road trip, recordings from a celebration, and a simple one that stands out as the most remarkable: a single cup of coffee. However, as the new case file takes over, everything might break. What if she can't hear his voice? What if Alexandra and Christino are unable to meet again?
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21 Oct 2022
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An abandoned Nandor goes on his journey thinking Guillermo has stood him up. After surviving the transatlantic journey to London, Guillermo desperately tries to find Nandor, only to be rejected by his master. Nearly a year after their separation, Nandor is back to recover what he’s lost. But Guillermo has moved on, in more ways than one.
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by Leequadd
04 Jul 2022
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Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't) by cookinguptales
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Sep 2022
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Sometimes a vampire needs a helping hand while preparing a semen sample for the friendly neighborhood coven.
Or a mouth.
Or a familiar.
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- Part 1 of ten times (and then some)
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Bookmarked by Leequadd
22 Jun 2022
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Five Times Nandor Tried to Woo Guillermo and One Time he Did by Oneshotshipper
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Jun 2022
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Nandor finds out Guillermo loves him and his whole world comes together. Everything is fine now, right?! Wrong. Guillermo rejects him, and Nandor is left crestfallen. Until he realizes, he will just have to show Guillermo how much he loves and appreciates him! Cue Nandor doing everything he can think of to romance Guillermo.
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16 Jun 2022
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A Change in Perspective by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Jun 2023
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"These are potions of perspective. Each one will give you a dream that will show you your life in a new light. This one shows you how the world would look if you had never been born. This one shows you what would happen if you died. But I am going to give you this one. This one shows you what you need to be happy. Not--and this is important--not what you want."
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Nandor goes to the witches for help with him vampire depression, and gets a potion that will help him figure out what he needs to be happy. It's not all smooth sailing--he may not like what the potion has to say, and everyone may not love the changes he's about to make, and no one can ever, ever find out that he went to the semen-stealing witches for help.But hey. It's better than super slumber.
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Bookmarked by Leequadd
15 Jun 2022
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Guillermo adjusts to life in London with Nadja, unsure of who he is without his master. Nandor is unsure of why Guillermo left him at that train station. They attempt to find a middle ground while balancing Nadja's new career, constant phone calls from Laszlo, and a very meddlesome camera crew.
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13 May 2022
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Every so often, the vampires remind Guillermo that they are not human—or too human, pushed to the edge by a greedy hunger deep in their souls. Like a pack of wild, starving dogs. Guillermo felt a perverted ache in his bones at the constant possibility of being ravaged. Being drained by wandering hands.
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10 May 2022
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Guillermo didn't mean to hit the Anne Rice cosplayer in the face with a shovel, but he'd been on edge since there'd been an increase in vandalism at the community garden.
Or: an AU where Guillermo inherits a land lot, only to discover that a century before, his ancestor imprisoned the vampire Nandor the Relentless there.
Bookmarked by Leequadd
26 Mar 2022
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What We Do When The Cameras Aren't Watching by cortexikid
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Jun 2022
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“Bit cliché though, isn’t it?”
The witch smirked at him.
"You, a vampire, falling in love with Guillermo, a human. It’s been done to death. Excuse the pun.”
If Nandor’s heart were still alive, it would have stopped dead.
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20 Mar 2022
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The World Against You and I by Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Mar 2022
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Guillermo emerges from nine days of forced confinement at sea, only to find that Nandor has gone missing somewhere in Europe. Unknown dangers lurk around every corner, and now, Guillermo will have to rely on his wits, his slayer skills, and help from his dumbass roommates to track Nandor down. What could go wrong?
- Language:
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Bookmarked by Leequadd
18 Mar 2022