16 Bookmarks by LouisRainy
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Courting a Hobbit: A Dwarf King’s Guide by mothofthemoss
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Jun 2026
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The courting rituals of the dwarrow are a best kept secret. Thorin uses this to his advantage.
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25 Jun 2026
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Unpleasant Arrangements by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Dec 2018
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The King Under the Mountain requires a consort. Bilbo is happy to help him find one. So. Very. Happy.
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11 Jun 2026
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An Unexpected Hibernation by marlbororedhead (faerieheartstrings)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 May 2026
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As snow buries the lonely mountain and the halls grow warm with hearthfires, Bilbo Baggins becomes stranger by the day; sleeping at odd hours, eating enough for three grown dwarves, and curling ever closer to Thorin at every opportunity.
This convinces the company that something is terribly wrong with their hobbit.
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Bilbo goes into hibernation and everyone thinks that he's dying.
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28 May 2026
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The Beast at the end of Bagshot Row by EmoHobbit (vampirehubby)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Frodo has moved into the smial at the end of Bagshot Row, but between his nightmares and the rumors of a strange monster living in Bag-End, he's not feeling too settled in. His Uncle and his strange stories about dwarves and dragons and riddles are of some comfort, but Frodo just can't shake the feeling one night that something is hiding in the shadows. Something with fangs of pure silver and eyes that could turn you to stone, something with claws like a bear and a tail like a great drake, with a roar that can shake mountains. Something that eats little faunts that stay up past their bedtime.
Oh, Mr. Baggins, what on earth have you brought into the Shire?
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24 May 2026
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Decided to write a wee ficlet based on this:
sumersprklwrites: DON’T imagine a really really angry Thorin waiting until the doors of the throne room close on whatever rude guest was just there (Let’s face it, probably elves) and then IMMEDIATELY grabbing Bilbo, pulling him into his lap, and just sitting there with his face in Bilbo’s neck until he calms down. (Bilbo just sighs and pats Thorin’s hand because he knows it’s either this or Thorin throwing insults and maybe even starting wars).
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21 May 2026
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Reverberation by Tamloid
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 Feb 2021
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Echoes. Feelings. Flashes. Impressions. Whatever he calls it, his gift usually brings Bilbo nothing but pain. But as he treks across the world to confront a dragon, he wonders if maybe, just maybe, it might do some good after all.
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13 May 2026
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To Wrap You In Comfort With A Quilted Crown of Starlight by Youbetyourbuttons
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Sep 2025
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Thorin’s hand is forced into finding a Consort. Potential suitors must prove themselves through gift giving. Thankfully a pining Bilbo has a project he’s been working on for months that will hopefully stop his beloved dwarf from marrying another.
Thorin's glare was redirected to him. "Is it so absurd to imagine me with a spouse?" His voice was bitter.
Jealousy curdled in Bilbo's gut. It was not absurd, Bilbo had imagined it countless times, but with him as Thorin's husband. However, he couldn't say that, could he? It was obvious Thorin was looking for something, someone, else.
Slide 128 for TRSB 2025
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19 Apr 2026
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Once Upon a Contract by I_Got_Lost
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Jun 2026
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In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.- Language:
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18 Apr 2026
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Winters in Erebor are surprisingly romantic now that the dwarrow are returned to their ancestral home. Bilbo, being unaware of dwarven cold-weather traditions gets tangled up in something he wasn't expecting. What's a hobbit to do when multiple dwarves he isn't interested in start gifting him strange little tokens?
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14 Apr 2026
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Don't Bother Knocking by Androponn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
22 Apr 2026
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A fix-it fic where Bilbo must navigate through a world of dwarves with completely different customs, rules and a new King fevered by gold-sickness. Will he be able to save this king from the sickness that plagues his mind? Or will he find solace in the arms of a different dwarf?
“Tea is at four. There’s plenty of it. You are welcome anytime. Uh… Don’t bother knocking.”
And so, the hobbit left for the Shire, Gandalf and a horse in tow. This is where his story ends.
But–wait. I’m terribly sorry. That cannot be it, can it? The Lonely Mountain reclaimed after one hundred and seventy years of capture, everybody dead, and our hobbit–our master burglar, who had found family among the company–returns home to live out his days in quiet isolation?
No. No, no.
The journey, though an unexpected one, does not end here. Let us go back in time a moment, shall we?
“Tea is at four. There’s plenty of it. You are welcome anytime. Don’t bother knocking.”
Making his way to Gandalf, the hobbit turned back one last time and waved. He climbed onto the horse, settling himself–then paused.
What was that sound?Series
- Part 1 of Don't Bother Knocking
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11 Apr 2026
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“Dwarves tend to use the stones they come from, but here,” Gandalf says, reaching into some hidden pocket of his robes and revealing a handful of very dirty gemstones. “Take these.”
Covered in dirt and all else, Bilbo really can’t see what he’s even looking at. A couple of gems, perhaps, or crystals. Only one tends to be actually cut into the fashion of rings, but the others look like they’ve come from the ground directly. One looks to be a garnet, but that’s the only color he recognizes.
“And pray tell,” Bilbo drawls, “what am I supposed to do with this?”
Gandalf laughs, fully bodied and leaning forward slightly. Bilbo can’t help but stare, half debating on throwing the mismatched rocks right onto the ground.
“Why, give it to Thorin, perhaps? As a token of… friendship,” Gandalf says.
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Or Bilbo gives Thorin a gem that means lust. Thorin eventually replies with a flower that means hate. They figure it out in the end.
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09 Apr 2026
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Separated from Damug and the Rapscallions, alone, and torn from the only world where he had ever felt real - Vincent Grey now has to contend with his most arduous and difficult challenge to date. Mundanity.
After months in Mossflower, he has trouble readjusting to his own world and his own memories. But even still, small things seem... different. Changed. Permanently altered.
With Vince's pyre ashes and his body burned, Damug sets his sights on the Corpsemakers and avenging his fallen seer. But he can't do it alone. He swallows his pride and moves with purpose, refusing to let Vince's death be yet another benchmark in a story forgotten by time. This time, he will burn the forest to the fucking ground, tear Ferahgo's heart out with his bare hands, and show the Corpsemakers why they should have prayed that the Rapscallions had stayed at sea.
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- Part 3 of Tribute
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20 Mar 2026
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Damug Warfang, Firstblade of all Rapscallions, has a problem and that problem is 5'5'' with eerie blue eyes, a foul mouth, and an attitude that sets Damug's teeth on edge. That problem happens to also be the new Seer of the Rapscallion army and the only man that Damug would ever walk away from a kill for. And by the Wind and the Waves, Damug wants him badly.
Vince has returned to the Rapscallions, his short stint in Redwall Abbey allowing a new perspective on the tribe. But with Damug being an absolute brat, Vince might find himself breaking the warlord sooner than anyone expected.
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- Part 2 of Tribute
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17 Feb 2026
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Damug Warfang, Firstblade of all Rapscallions. Leader, warlord, fighter, superstitious and cruel. He has killed men for less, so why does he let this strangely dressed, foul-mouthed pretty boy speak to him so casually? So irreverently? Does he keep this... this THING around for entertainment or because he seems to know the land and landmarks better than any tracker Damug has ever seen?
Or perhaps, it's because for once, Damug doesn't taste boredom and duty in the air when he looks into those eerie blue eyes.
Vince is just happy to be alive.
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- Part 1 of Tribute
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29 Jan 2026
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After Levi returns from a trip to clear his mind from his mother's death, he encounters a stranger in his camp. He finds out that there's a big bounty on Erwin Smith's head and decides to help him just once. He never expects to be saving his ass for the rest of his days.
Cowboys AU
Filthy and bloody; hairy faces and hairy armpits; hairy cunts and hairy balls.
Everyone smells and that's how I like it.Bookmarked by LouisRainy
03 Jan 2026
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Mon Sang // Mon Amour // Mon Malin by EarlGreyMage
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
22 Nov 2025
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Erwin decides that he likes Levi. He’s tenacious, persistent, and good at what he does. The Frenchman has peaked his interest in a way no one has in well over a century. It makes him want to not only sink his fangs into the column of Levi’s neck, but also into his mind. He wants to know how such a creature came to be.
He wants to see Levi’s humanity.
And a deeper, more primal part of him wants to see what it takes to unravel Levi.
Deciding that he’s toyed with him enough, Erwin releases Levi with a final teasing nip to his wrist. He doesn’t break skin, doesn’t trust himself to have a taste right now after a few drinks, and steps away from the hunter who’s coiled tight as a spring.
“Thank you for the dance, Levi.”
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AOT Gotcha for Gaza Prompt: Fall, Late 1800s, Trans Levi (ftm), Vampire Erwin, Vampire Hunter Levi, lots of sexual tension, enemies to lovers, Erwin fucking Levi's face, Erwin drinking blood from Levi's inner thigh before licking into him, Erwin fucking Levi roughly and passionate on all fours, putting his entire weight on Levi and whispering into Levi's ear while drinking from his neck. They both use he/him pronouns.Bookmarked by LouisRainy
26 Dec 2025