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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    "You don't know who I am," the boy said.

    Harry looked up.

    "No."

    "My name is Draco Malfoy."

    He said it like an announcement, as though trumpets should follow—as though Harry ought to recognize him immediately, every word dripping from his tongue like sweetened venom.

    Draco Malfoy's eyes narrowed. "That is usually the point where people apologise."

    "Oh, is it?" Harry said. "Must be embarrassing when they don't."

    Seventeen years after Albion's royal family was slaughtered and their infant heir disappeared, Dudley Dursley entered Harry Evan's name into the Royal Academy's annual scholarship lottery as a joke.

    Or: A story inspired by Barbie: Princess Charm School.

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  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    After Harry Potter testifies at Draco's trial, Draco Malfoy is allowed back into Hogwarts instead of remaining expelled, while his parents avoid Azkaban, and are sentenced to 25 years of house arrest at Malfoy Manor, instead.

    Before returning to repeat seventh year (since the war disrupted all of previous year sevens education), Draco grows frustrated being stuck at home in the same cursed house as his parents, and secretly teaches himself to become an unregistered animagus.

    Back at school, Harry unknowingly befriends this ferret he meets in the library at night. Unaware that the ferret he talks to (about his crush), Is the very person he fancies.

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  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    “You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.

    “Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”

    Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.

    “No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”

    “Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”


    Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.

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    Great. Read.

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Draco Malfoy’s plan for the evening: come home, have a quiet wank, get an early night.

    Draco Malfoy’s evening, as it actually unfolds: recognising his anonymous camboy as Harry sodding Potter, having a not-at-all-quiet wank anyway, and lying awake until dawn rehearsing the words I am never doing that again.

    (He does it again.)

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  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Harry Potter’s Saturday was about to get worse.

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    “Are you in trouble? Do you need help?”

    “No.” Draco paused. “I think we should get married.”

    He said it like it was obvious and Harry was an idiot.

    Harry choked on air. What the fuck?

    “What?”

    “Married, Potter. I’ve weighed all the pros and cons, and it’s economically beneficial. You’re always alone, plus you work too much…”
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    Something was clearly off with Draco Malfoy.

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