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    The universe had decided Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov were perfect for each other, so it sent them an unmistakable sign. Unfortunately, the two of them have a lot of practice in mistaking things. So the universe tries again, and again.

    Or: how many soulmate tropes does it take to get two oblivious hockey boys together?

    “Dude, did you get a tattoo?”
    Shane looked over. Shelly, who had the stall next to his at the CN Sports Complex locker room, was staring at Shane’s left arm.
    “Uh, no?”
    “What the fuck is it, then? Looks gnarly as hell.”
    Shane looked down at the dark squiggly shape on his delt, an irregular blob slightly bigger than a loonie. Its edges were a series of indentations and protrusions, kind of like a jigsaw puzzle piece. If he’d seen this on anyone else, he would’ve assumed it was a tattoo, too. A shitty one that should be lasered off ASAP.
    “I don’t know,” he said. “It kinda showed up out of nowhere, like, last night.”

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    25 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.”

    Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

    Podfic of with a little help from my friends by gurlsrool.

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    24 May 2026

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    a reading of i don't wanna hurt you (i just wanna be) by theoneiam2277

    Five times when Ilya is hurt on the ice and Shane can’t go to him, and one time he can.

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    23 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    A reading of I could take away the shaking knees by gurlsrool

    “Kip, help,” Scott says. “Rozanov’s trying to make us play never have I ever because he never matured past the age of twelve.”

    “I am trying,” Ilya slurs more than says, “to make memories.”

    “Yeah, because you’re definitely gonna remember this tomorrow.”

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    23 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    “I don’t hate him!” Hayden says, which is only true because hate doesn’t quite capture it. No, he despises Rozanov. In his defense, everyone with a pulse and without the last name Hollander does.

    Or: 5 times Hayden doesn’t get Shane and Ilya’s relationship, +1 time he does.

    Podfic of fresh out of any good judgment by gurlsrool.

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    23 May 2026

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    Inspired by this tumblr post.

    "I did," Shane and Rozanov answer simultaneously, then cut their eyes at each other, and Hayden is pretty sure he already regrets asking who made the first move, but honestly he's still trying to wrap his brain around this relationship and it seemed like the best place to start.

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    22 May 2026

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    Shane didn’t recognize the Boston area phone number that appeared on his phone screen.

    “May I speak to Jane?” The man on the other end of the phone asked. “This is Andrew LeClaire, I’m the Head Coach of the Boston Bears.”

    Holy fuck. Breathe. Shit. Shit. Shit.

    He knew who LeClaire is, but why the fuck was he calling him? How did he even get Shane’s phone number? And he asking for Jane? Oh shit. Shane was about to have a panic attack.

    “I have her name listed as an emergency contact for one of my guys.”

    Or… What happens when Ilya gets rushed to the hospital during practice and his coach tries to call Jane.

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    21 May 2026

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    19 May 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 34

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    A reading of Shane Hollander is Dating a Nice Man From Montreal! by trickysnail

    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    19 May 2026

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    Ilya just wants a tuna melt but for some reason the owner of We Take the Cake bakery keeps refusing to make him one. The solution to this problem is clearly to leave a review.

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    18 May 2026

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    “You are very beautiful,” the man said. “What is your name?”

    “Oh,” Shane said, feeling his mouth drop open. “Wow. You’re beautiful too. I was thinking that before you woke up. I’m not just copying you,” he added, quickly.

    The man beamed at Shane. “It is okay to copy. I know I have good idea.”

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    Ilya and Shane both have temporary amnesia. At the same time. Together.

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    17 May 2026

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    The problem was that everyone who played for Boston, except for Ilya, was like a million years old and had forgotten what fun was, if they’d ever known. They were all, like, married with kids and their idea of a good time was a barbecue where they drank a few flat weak-ass beers and or went golfing. Ilya just wanted to have fun, okay? He just wanted to live.

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    Ilya gets traded to Montreal. Everything goes better than expected.

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    17 May 2026

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    as requested by writerproblem193

    Rose needs some advice and learns some stuff

    This is a podfic of sometimes you need a bisexual I guess by boxoftheskyking.

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    15 May 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 17

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    TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

    Podfic of In Good Company by FlameHazel18.

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    15 May 2026

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    Author's Summary:
    Hayden would maintain to the end of his days that it was all Rozanov’s fucking fault.

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    After accidentally losing a ‘keepsake’ from Jackie in Shane’s bag, Hayden was determined to get it back quietly. So he did what any normal person would and sneak into his best friend’s hotel room.

    Unfortunately, that was also the day Ottawa (formerly Boston) Lily was visiting.

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    15 May 2026

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    @mensicehockey2k
    Hopefully Hollander and Rozanov make statements about this soon. Lots of young kids look up to these guys. Super disappointing if it’s true.
    11:58 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 399K Views

    @starweavergia
    this is like the opposite of being told your parents are getting divorced #hollanovwedding
    11:12 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 86K Views

    @rizzanov_official
    GOOD MORNING GIRLIES HOW ARE WE ALL FEELING TODAY #hollanovwedding #hollanovnation #hollanovontop
    11:09 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 570K Views

    Shane and Ilya get drunk that night in Tampa and wake up married in Vegas.

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    15 May 2026

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    The call connects, and Rozanov greets him with a breathy, “Hollander.”
    “What the fuck are you doing at my hotel?”
    He can hear the smile behind Rozanov’s huffed laugh. “I am looking for you.”
    “You need to leave.”
    “I don’t think you want that.”
    Shane grits his teeth, “you don’t know shit.”
    Rozanov hums, “I’m in my car, in the garage. Come down and see me, or I come see you.”

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    Shane punches Ilya during a game. Ilya is a freak and it turns him on.

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    14 May 2026

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    Hayden hates Rozanov. He hates the Boston Raiders, he hates their fans, their arena, their city. Most of all, he hates their captain. But this was too far. Shane had gone too far. Shane was stalking Ilya Rozanov.

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    Hayden sees intimately familiar photos of Rozanov on Shane's phone. He comes to the obvious conclusion. Shane is stalking his long-time rival.

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    14 May 2026

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    His next reply made Rose almost drop her phone. There was a penis on her screen. A very large penis. And - god, this was the weirdest part - it was Ilya Rozanov’s penis. 

    Rose: SHANE

    Shane: I know.

    Shane: Don’t worry it fits.

    Rose: that is SO not what I was going to ask you

    ____________________

    Or: Shane drunk texts Rose a picture of Ilya's dick. A year later Rose meets Ilya for the first time and remembers.

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    14 May 2026

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