MagnificentObsession



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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    olympic wag now @rozanov81
    -can i just say now that i have canadian citizenship and not being watched over like an eagle that i knew all those motherfuckers were being given steroids. i know i was the most jacked and beautiful but is all natural. anti-doping can verify

    -Harris @hdrovercens
    -- Ilya you're going to get in trouble and I'm NOT helping you out with this one

    --olympic wag now @rozanov81
    --- harris bring your dog and bottle of wine to my house and we can watch together yes?

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    or, ilya rozanov can't compete at the milano-cortina olympics to represent canada, because changing the country you represent there is hard enough, let alone when the country you used to play for has been banned since sochi. he livetweets instead, and finds all of the olympic drama very entertaining. harris and shane really want him to stop.

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lovers' mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    “Who is that?” Ilya asks, his body swaying closer to the door as if on instinct.

    The knocking continues, and Shane does the only thing he can think to do right now with Ilya still holding onto him, a towel wrapped around his waist. It’s not his finest idea; it would probably rank similarly to I’m clearing my head.

    Which Hayden didn’t give a fuck about, apparently.

    He unhands himself from Ilya, sliding the closet door they’d just clattered into open. “Get in.”

    “You are putting me back in the closet?” Ilya asks flatly, still standing there, still in a towel.

    “You’re not out of the closet, that’s the point,” Shane grits out, gesturing him in impatiently.

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    Or the one where Jane and Lily spend the week together, Hayden Pike plays detective, and a coming-out dinner ensues, pride skittles included.

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