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    Bradley Bradshaw’s undoing has a name. He likes the way it rolls off his tongue.

    (or: the enemies to lovers we all deserved, and a family put to rights.)

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    28 Jan 2023

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    Jake comes back from deployment and Bradley has waited too long.

    AKA: Touch starved Bradley for Izzy :)

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    27 Jan 2023

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    “Getting old,” she replies, humming again. “I guess that means you’re entering a new era of hook-ups though.”
    “What on earth are you talking about?” Bradley asks, turning down the television.
    “Come on Bradley, you know you’re gonna find some hot twenty-something who wants you to fu-”
    “Okay!” Bradley says, laughing a bit as Natasha sputters and laughs too. “I get it. You don’t have to continue.”
    “Don’t be such a prude,” Natasha says primly. “I was going to say ‘fund their grad school dreams’ before you so rudely cut me off.”

     

    - or... the sugar daddy au.

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    23 Jan 2023

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    As time goes on, Taehyung falls in love with the expensive lifestyle, the idea of these older men, and Jeongguk feels like his chances of ever holding Taehyung’s heart slip away a little more each day. He’s reminded that he’ll never be someone that Taehyung will want. He’s not rich, he’s not powerful, he’s not older, he can’t give Taehyung everything he wants.

    He's just the best friend, the kid that follows Taehyung around like a lost puppy.

    He’s just Jeongguk.

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    26 Aug 2018

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    “There’s a theory,” Namjoon starts, wipes under his nose and then laughs, kicks his legs so that he swings softly and the playground creaks. “There’s a theory about multiverses. About how they’re all running parallel and perpendicular and it’s not, it’s not linear. It’s like a grid, ya know? It’s like a grid and there’s points in time where everything happens the same but everything is different.”

    “How so?” Jin asks.

    Namjoon nods, wipes his nose again. “Like right now. If this were a point in the grid, right now there’s thousands and thousands of ways we’re sitting. We’re here now, but in another universe you love me back.”

     

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    The one where Namjoon is obsessed with multiverses and is in love with his best friend.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    jeongguk learns about second chances through kim taehyung.

    (or a fic where jeongguk travels back in time to stop taehyung committing suicide)

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    19 Feb 2018

  7. Public Bookmark 66

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    Taehyung has the prettiest, thickest little thighs that Jimin has ever seen and Jimin is distraught.

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    21 Jan 2018

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    Namjoon's a single father with agoraphobia.
    Seokjin's a single father with a demanding job.
    Both are struggling to be good parents.

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    The time five-year-old Taehyung kidnaps five-year-old Jungkook...because, "We have the same last name so we're brothers"

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    09 Sep 2017

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    As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.

    He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.

    Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?

    One more huff from the guy.

    He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.

    “I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”

    (or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)

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    28 Jul 2017

  10. Public Bookmark 50

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    Inspired by the prompt: Area 51 has four level emergencies for a breakout. Level 3: Armed forces intervention. 2: Public statement. United Nations joint resistance. 1: Worldwide evacuation effort. Use of nuclear weapons permitted. And 0: Call the number on the sticky note (and pray to God his demands aren’t too high).

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    13 Jul 2017

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    Jeon Jungkook couldn't believe that no one told him how cute EXO's maknae, Kim Seokjin, was.

    Alternatively:

    Kim Seokjin laid in the back of the ambulance and wondered when things started to go all wrong.

    A story of loss, love, and the pursuit of happiness.

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    21 Jun 2017

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    Two dads living a very normal life despite being two fourths of one of the biggest rock band played on radio stations in the world.

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    04 Jul 2015

  13. This has been deleted, sorry!

    18 Jun 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 38

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    Tyler Joseph has no friends. He is a lonely cucumber who would rather paint his nails and watch Netflix than socialize. Josh Dun and his punk friends are bound to change that when they drive their beat-up car into his life one day.

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    15 Jun 2015

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    Liam's worked toward being a teacher his entire life, well the totality of four too many years, and his first year of teaching kindergarten is probably his most eventful year. He probably puts a little too much effort into things his kids won't even bother to notice but he doesn't mind. Liam's kids are his kids and he'll do anything to make sure they get ahead, or in some cases back to where they're supposed to be. Along the way he'll try not to lose his temper with Louis, the rambunctious, or feel too bad for disciplining Harry, Louis' follower, and he'll try really hard not to give up on Niall, the hyperactive, who seems intent on not learning to read. If he finds love in the music teacher down the hall along the way, well, that's just something he can't help.

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    Comments:
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    10 May 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 88

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    “He hates me, Lou.”

    She snorted and flicked her head back around to look at the boy hunched over a stack of paperwork, scribbling furiously. His tongue stuck out slightly to the right of his mouth and his glasses were falling off the bridge of his nose. He had a bright pink fairy patterned mug beside him, full of something hot judging by the steam and a headband holding his fringe out of his eyes, a lavender jumper over a high collared dress shirt and just a hint of tattoos peeking out from under his sleeves.

    “Harry, he looks like a fucking sweetheart. I can’t imagine him hating anyone.”
    --

    Harry works for Teasdale’s Magazine and his office window just so happens to sit opposite Louis Tomlinson’s.

    But apparently, Louis doesn’t appreciate it all that much.

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    09 May 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 70

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    How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days AU

    Mickey really needs that campaign pitch he's been working for, and in order to do that he has to make the curious redhead fall in love with him.
    Ian really needs to write a good article before his boss kicks his ass, and in order to do that he really needs a guy to drive insane.

    Prompt: "Could u do a how to lose a guy in 10 days Au?"

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    04 May 2015

  18. This has been deleted, sorry!

    22 Apr 2015

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    Marshall Hill was just an aspiring architect before The Turn forced him to become something else: a survivor. It hasn’t been easy. For one reason or another, he always ends up alone. Everyone leaves him behind. He thought it would just be easier to try toughing through the grit alone to stay alive, but he can’t keep avoiding people forever. With his supplies running low and his tremors getting worse, he has a decision to make. Can he trust a new group of strangers? Can he open himself up and learn to feel safe again? It feels so far away, but, honestly? He thinks he’d be better off dead than alone. [Eventual Daryl/OMC]

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    Comments:
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    18 Apr 2015

  20. This has been deleted, sorry!

    12 Apr 2015

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