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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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- Part 1 of Never Changes
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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- Part 2 of Never Changes
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The Case of the Alma Matter by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
21 Oct 2024
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When a client comes calling with a case that's bigger than anyone expected, the Dead Boy Detective Agency (now with Living Girl Psychic) finds that they only way to close it is to return to the scene of the crimes: St Hilarion's Senior School.
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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the other things that make us by saturdaysky for LadyOrpheus
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
22 Aug 2021
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Essek returns, when he can, to the sanctuary of Caleb's home. The peace of it is a balm against the tedious peril of the road, which has more misery to share than Essek had ever thought. It's nice to have a place where he can lose himself: in a book, in arcane study, in the confusing allure of Caleb's smile.
It's nice. And the cats miss him, Caleb says.
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- Part 1 of the other things that make us
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
03 May 2026
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“Essek, It’s me.” His voice was soft, almost pleading.
“I don't know you.”
“What do you mean? Essek, what's happening.”
“I don't know you. I don’t know where I am
“You're scaring me.”
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If Essek had had to explain his current life to his past self he wouldn't have believed it. He, in fact, didn't believe it. When a spell goes wrong and an alternate version of Essek appears, He and Caleb must navigate meeting each other again with only one of them remembering their shared history.Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
02 May 2026
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It has been a long time, but the shadow that crosses Essek’s face is no longer unfamiliar to Caleb. He thinks he can place it now that he has seen it so often—it looks very much like guilt.
“I am happy here,” Essek says. “How could I not be?”
For some reason, the assertion is thrown at Caleb with more force than is called for.
Who is Essek really trying to convince: Caleb, or himself?
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
02 May 2026
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Caleb straightens and extends a hand gallantly to Essek, bowing at the waist. It makes him smile when he realizes Caleb is trying to imitate the customs of the Bright Queen’s court.
“In that case, would you care to dance with me?”
[Or: how Caleb discovers that Essek is a classically trained ballroom dancer.]
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
02 May 2026
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Spiders, it turned out, really were everywhere.
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02 May 2026