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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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07 Dec 2024
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Alice’s eyes widened. ‘Rio….’
Rio let her head fall onto Alice’s shoulder with a groan, burying her face in her red hair and mumbling into her ear.
‘My loser lesbian rating just went up five points.’
Alice took hold of her elbows and steered her into their living room, guiding her down gently into a sitting position before flopping down herself.
‘So,’ she deadpanned. ‘The mom’s hot.’
Rio flushed again, hand snapping out to thwack Alice’s elbow. Was she really that obvious? That much of a fucking cliché?
She groaned, peeking out at her friend from between her fingers.
‘Well yes. But, worse.’ she replied, drawing out the sound of the ‘s’. Alice stared expectantly.
‘Alice, she’s beautiful.’
‘Oh jeez,’ Alice said, eyes bright with sympathy. ‘Yeah, that is worse.’
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Rio gets hired as Nicky's nanny. And falls completely in love with his mom.
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- Part 1 of velvet ring
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23 Nov 2024
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“I’ve never had an orgasm. There are nuns out there with more sexual experience than me, it’s embarrassing.”
Widow Agatha Harkness decides to take a risk, and falls into a journey of self-discovery, spurred by one sex worker, Rio Vidal.
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22 Nov 2024
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Rio Vidal started growing a crush on Professor Harkness. What will happen when she gets caught stalking her facebook?
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17 Nov 2024
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This can’t be happening, she thinks, loud and clear exactly as the need to run away.
And there, standing in the corner of the room, with a drumstick still behind her ear, walking toward her with a smirk stuck on her face, is Rio Vidal.---
Ten years have passed since Agatha left NYC (and her drummer girlfriend - Rio Vidal) to move to LA and pursue her dream to become a singer. Now, she's in desperate need to produce a new good album, while Rio's band in desperate need of a new singer.
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16 Nov 2024
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Alternate ending to S1 Ep5. Instead of Agatha getting all defensive and mean, she opens up that soft side a bit.
Takes place after after Teen says "Killing people to serve your own agenda. No. Not for me.", before Agatha does that creepy ass, hot af grin that triggers Teen to do his big reveal.
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03 Nov 2024
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Agatha and Rio share a sad but heartwarming moment after Agatha discovers Rio has been hurting herself.
Fluffy, angsty, gay, idek I'm in a "write sad shit" mood so
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03 Nov 2024
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Drinking in a bar
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03 Nov 2024
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"You're enjoying this aren't you" whispered Agatha finally able to get a good look at the woman. She had the most beautiful brown eyes Agatha had ever seen and her lips... Agatha couldn't think about that, she shouldn't. Not with a knife to her throat and the risk of death at any moment.
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Agatha and Rio meet for the first time.
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03 Nov 2024
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When Wanda Maximoff asks her best friend, Agatha Harkness, to go adopt a dog with her, Agatha didn’t expect to take anything home with her.
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03 Nov 2024
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Jen has a lot of questions about Rio
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- Part 4 of agathario brainrot
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01 Nov 2024
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You can’t cheat, Agatha. by vividmemory
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
11 Oct 2024
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01 Nov 2024
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Agatha finds out she’s unexpectedly pregnant.
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01 Nov 2024
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Agatha’s what if (what if Rio stayed) pt2 by Widow_Archer
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
06 Nov 2024
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(The sequel to my previous what if Agathario fic. This comes directly off of it. So if you haven’t read that I’d recommend reading that first. But you can read this one as stand alone if you want.)
Agatha and Rio make love as wives and mothers. A rewrite to their flashback scene.
(They deserved to have a whole episode just about them and their son idc what anyone says!!!!)
And potentially a What if Nicky didn’t die?(we’ll see)
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- Part 2 of AgathaRio what if?
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01 Nov 2024
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“Is this foreplay? I thought we were a little tamed after everything. Aren’t we too old for you to throw me around like this?” She’s as healthy as she was three centuries ago, it doesn’t mean she’s happy being thrown around without a clear reason. “I don’t mind some rough fu-”
“It’s not foreplay, it’s me on a mission to kill my so-called baby daddy. Which’s you, by the way, you motherfucker,” Agatha picked random Spanish words, Rio picked cursing like a sailor. But the world comes to a halt, her head spins even if she’s firmly still under Rio.
“Your what now?”
Or: in which the Road ramped up Agatha'a powers a little too much.
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- Part 1 of A Coven of Coven-less Witches
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01 Nov 2024
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Alex has managed to come out to everyone in his life.
Now he has to do it again.
This includes his boyfriend this time.
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- Part 2 of Alex comes out AU.
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24 Aug 2023
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Of course one of the few times Alex is allowed to go to a party, he ends up with an identity crisis.
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- Part 1 of Alex comes out AU.
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12 Aug 2023
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Alone: In Cubicle (alt title? TOW the Workplace Hand Job) by eon_s
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
13 Feb 2021
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Chandler is miserable. Chandler is at work. Chandler is productive(?)
Maybe not. But Chandler is at work. That's half the battle.
(Or, the one where I crammed as much 90s office aesthetic into a fic as I physically could. Also a sexuality crisis. Also Brian.)
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- Part 3 of TOW all the FRIENDS fics
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21 Nov 2021