MaximumXylophone
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Man of Iron I Hope You Rust by MaximumXylophone
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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Peter Parker had the best family you could dream of... until the age of six when his mum dies. Then he's left to try and survive with his aunt and his biological father in a tower full of some of the most powerful people in the planet who are, frankly, pretty shit at saving people considering the fact that they're superheroes. Standing up for himself is something Peter can do though, and until they come around he's damn well going to.
ON HIATUS
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- Part 1 of I adore my Mary Parker
- Part 1 of BAMF Peter Parker
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Going Down by MaximumXylophone
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Winter Soldier (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 May 2020
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Mary's thoughts and actions as her plane crashes.
She calls her son, staying with the man that may as well be her brother.
She just wants to hold her boy.
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BAMF Peter Parker by MaximumXylophone
Fandom: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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I adore my Mary Parker by MaximumXylophone
Fandom: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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Cut the Strings Free the Boy by dewystarsofthevalley
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2025
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It was without known cause or intervention that Harry Potter awoke in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive the morning after finally defeating his lifelong foe. The last thing he remembered was succumbing to the exhaustion of the Battle of Hogwarts on a blanket in a corner of the castle somewhere after hours of mourning. And now here he was, seemingly in his relatives house with the early morning light that stretched from the front door down the hall to peek through the grate and under the slat of the door to his cupboard under the stairs.
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This is my first work so please, tell me what you think!
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- Part 1 of Cut the Strings Free the Boy
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Father and son
A Remus-raises-Harry series.
Part one: Son of Lughnasadh
Part two: Father of LithaFeatures: werewolf culture, world-building, Welsh Remus, ace!Remus, and the tender blooming of a tadau a meibion relationship.
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Bookmarked by MaximumXylophone
26 Feb 2024
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The Medium Between Life and Death by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2022
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There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.
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18 Feb 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Harry is dead but not quite that made me cry that I loved
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Wasting Your Time by shutupanakin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Feb 2022
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“Wh— what?” Tommy choked out, his voice hoarse from the lack of use all day.
The man rolled his eyes, as if he didn’t just ask a completely impolite question. “I said, do you have any booze?”
Tommy sat still. He reached into his jacket pocket, his hand finding only a plastic pen. Could he stab this man with a plastic pen?
Tommy pulled said piece of plastic out, visibly holding it up. “I have a pen.” Something about the bemused look on the man's face made Tommy click it, and again, repeatedly.
click click click click click click click click—
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or; Tommy planned on dying. He meets Wilbur instead.
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- Part 1 of Jubilee Failed
- Part 1 of shutupanakin (writing edition)
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Bookmarked by MaximumXylophone
05 Nov 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
That one great but sad ghost(-ish) Wilbur and relatable Tommy fic you’ve read 3 times but always lose the next time you wanna read it
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.