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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    Will never planned on getting himself kidnapped for the second time in only four years. So sue him for panicking and trying to throw himself off the next best tall place he could find.
    After miraculously surviving the entire ordeal with a severely bruised ego and a definitely broken leg, the only thing left to break was the one rule he was sure would get him killed.

    And maybe death didn't sound so bad. If it wasn't for the annoyingly kind human boy Will had made a habit of exchanging notes with.

    If Mike wasn't going to kill him, Will's nerves definitely would.

     

    (THE BORROWER AU NOBODY ASKED FOR. Nobody but me, anyway. There‘s fanart for some chapters;))

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    Senior year is off to a pretty fucked-up start when a student is found dead at Butters' 18th birthday party. While everyone is ready to write it off as a suicide, only Stan Marsh suspects something more could be afoot.

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  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Craig Tucker tries to figure out dating in high school in a totally normal, morally sound way.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.

    Way to jinx it.

     

    Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.

    So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.

    FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.

     

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    (OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)

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    Jay had two tasks for the ninja Halloween party: getting costumes and preparing drinks. Unfortunately, his clumsiness has left the ninjas with a problem. No one is happy, Kai is threatening murder, and the night looks ruined, but there's a chance everything might still work out and ultimately drive the two idiots together.

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