Mistubav
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"God wasn't real. Maybe if he was real, this wouldn't have happened. But gas station bathrooms were probably the closest you would ever get to Heaven- if such a thing even existed."
AU where instead of meeting Stanford Pines, reader from GlassBugs's "In the Woods Somewhere" meets a drifting Stanley Pines. Set over Stan's 10 years drifting and the 9 where he interacts with her.
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A Slow Burn To Honesty by Mistubav
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Sep 2019
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Crowley and Aziraphale can't seem to admit their feelings to one another. So, Crowley runs away to 1920's America and completely changes his identity. Meanwhile, Aziraphale sulks and regrets lost time. But Aziraphale is determined to make up to his love. Even if Crowley would rather never see him again.
*orphaned until further notice*
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After Adam recklessly revealed the Exterminations to all of Heaven, Sera decides that his behavior needs to be curbed. She calls him to her office, and he doesn’t come back.
Meanwhile, Emily grows concerned over his absence. Encouraged by Charlie, she seeks him out and is horrified by what she finds. Together, they steal Adam away to the Hazbin Hotel, and Charlie promises to help him repent for all his past actions during his stay.
If he ever wakes up after what Sera did to him, that is.
Partial memory loss AU! Adam is going to become a better person if I have to kill him to make it happen.
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- Part 1 of The Pieces That Remain
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18 Nov 2025
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Snow continues to drift down, a dusting that settles everything in a fine, cold layer. Everything past the front door is white, except for two dots of bright red that just made landfall.
Stanford has just killed his brother.
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Alternatively, This Is Why we don’t answer the door with crossbows. Stanford.- Language:
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12 Apr 2025
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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Stan needs to get to Oregon. You need to get to California. He has a car. You have a cunt.
(Avril voice) Can I make it any more obvious?
Don't worry. He'll take you out to dinner first. (But he's not paying)
(Or Pre-Postcard Mullet Stan meets you in a bar and you find out you’ll never need anyone else. Except it’s never that easy)
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11 Sep 2024
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You really should have been more worried, but Stan looked so /nice/ dripping blood from his lip.
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21 Aug 2024