18 Bookmarks by Muppet47
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The lights are too fucking bright right now by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jul 2026
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There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.
Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.
Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.
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- English
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- 29,183
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- 2/3
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- 380
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Bookmarked by Muppet47
24 Jul 2026
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Dear PenPal, Cry Every Day Until My Next Letter by disappearordie, thedaisyfairy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jul 2026
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In 2003, Shane Hollander is assigned a PenPal, and gains a friend. A friend who smokes, calls him boring, and gives him ridiculous nicknames.
Across the world, Ilya Rozanov practices his English with a curious Canadian boy whose name he can't fucking remember.
Or, before they were Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rozanov, they were Cat and Elijah. Shane has no reason to suspect his childhood PenPal is his hockey rival, and Ilya has never even considered that the man he's falling for is also the boy he already fell in love with through letters and postcards.
- Language:
- English
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- 154,766
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Comments:
- 3,618
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- 2,550
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Bookmarked by Muppet47
15 Jul 2026
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Shane (to himself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in friends with benefits, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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When Shane sticks it out at Ilya's house, and the tuna meltdown doesn't happen, he still walks away confused about what Ilya actually WANTS from him. When an opportunity presents itself in the form of Rose Landry and a very thorough PR relationship contract, Shane decides to take advantage of it to show Ilya that he can be a totally chill and normal friend with benefits, and definitely isn't too attached.
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- English
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- 9,380
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- 1/1
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- 484
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- 5,740
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- 28,791
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29 Jun 2026
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Oh I'm Tricky But You Figured Me Out by TigerCrossbow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:
Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.
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- Part 1 of Not a Safe Bet, But You're All In
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- English
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- 22,719
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- 3/3
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- 693
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- 11,871
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28 Jun 2026
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The day after attending a charity event in Vancouver, Shane, Ilya, Scott, and a few other players board a plane to take them to Tampa for 2017 All Stars.
The plane goes down somewhere in the wilderness, in the middle of a storm.
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- English
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- 34,142
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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03 Jun 2026
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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- English
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- 95,670
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 3,574
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- 188,334
Bookmarked by Muppet47
31 May 2026
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The best AU I’ve ever read in any fandom, ever, and I’ve been reading fic for 25 years.
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When Shane reluctantly agreed to kick off his MLH career with a photoshoot, he imagined, somewhat vaguely, a hockey uniform and some dramatic lighting on the rink. Shoot a few pucks. Pose intensely. That kind of thing.
The marketing agency, apparently, had other ideas.
A plane flight gone wrong, a desperate crash landing, and suddenly hockey’s two brightest young stars find themselves stranded in the heart of the Canadian wilderness. With no way home and no rescue coming, they only have one hope for survival -- each other.
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- English
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- 66,811
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- 28/28
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- 1,761
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- 3,305
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23 May 2026
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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- English
- Words:
- 11,506
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1,096
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Bookmarked by Muppet47
23 May 2026
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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- English
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- 23,094
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,316
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- 22,330
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16 May 2026
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Tampa, Florida. Room 1217.
In between fade out and fade in, Ilya Rozanov lets the fire burn and Shane Hollander lets the storm surge.
A few hours in a hotel room can change you.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov, 2017
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,337
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 766
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- 6,459
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- 66,804
Bookmarked by Muppet47
15 May 2026
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@Wadjilicious gave the prompt: Montreal Club AU Fix It.
I heard: All the things they (never) said but make it worse. Alternate ending to Ep 4 and the missing scene in room 1217 in Tampa Bay
AKA "I ordered a beer and all I got was the crushing realization I might be gay"Smutbrix to the face.
We're crying, we're smutty, we're crying while we're smutty. Enjoy. Happy Ending Guaranteed.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,586
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1
- Comments:
- 535
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- 3,995
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- 1,280
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- 69,975
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04 May 2026
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Select All by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.
He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...
The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.
He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.
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Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.
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- English
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- 47,304
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 6,520
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- 22,283
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- 6,898
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- 338,878
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03 May 2026
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green cards and red flags by villiageidiot
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Mar 2026
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Shane begins his yoga breathing techniques again. He knew this interview wouldn't go well because Ilya is Ilya—a professional ragebaiter who can't even take the day off for an immigration interview—but he wasn't prepared for this level of Ilya. Like, on-the-ice-chirping-his-own-teammates, singing-Taylor-Swift-lyrics, casually-discussing-territorial-blowjobs Ilya.
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- Part 1 of lovesick and unhinged
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01 May 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 15
- Comments:
- 4,325
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- 14,313
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- 5,758
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- 264,107
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13 Apr 2026
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To know the sun by IbecomewhatIbelieve
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 May 2026
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- 50,440
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- 2
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- 786
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07 Apr 2026
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Tuna Melts and Longitudinal Studies by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it.
Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
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- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,175
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 4,140
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- 21,564
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- 4,077
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- 176,449
Bookmarked by Muppet47
26 Mar 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,174
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4,191
- Kudos:
- 33,986
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- 14,325
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- 678,580
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10 Mar 2026
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Something's Gotta Give by TheLastGoodGoldfish
Fandoms: Veronica Mars (TV), Veronica Mars - All Media Types, Veronica Mars (Movie 2014)
31 Jan 2018
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Veronica and Logan, five Decembers, five parties.
(Or, the New York Lawyer Romantic Comedy AU that nobody asked for)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,307
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
- Comments:
- 126
- Kudos:
- 832
- Bookmarks:
- 204
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- 11,600
Bookmarked by Muppet47
02 May 2022