MutteringsofMadness
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Pain and Pleasure in Equal Measure (?) by MutteringsofMadness
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Jul 2020
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Love always ended in heartbreak, but falling in love was so delightfully fun, and having his heart crushed was so, so delightfully painful.
-a meditational/semi-poetic piece following Jaskier's wounded artist's heart that seeks out pain for it's own sake. First chapter's moody AF, and the second one, I wrote drunk and its filled with banter and enough fluff to kill a man-
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The Joys of Motherhood by MutteringsofMadness
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Dec 2019
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Raising two rambunctious Durin Boys is hard, especially when the first snow of winter's just come. And doing all that without her husband sometimes feels impossible.
AKA some holiday(ish) winter-themed, young Durin boys family fluff!
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- English
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- 1/1
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Cream and Sugar by MutteringsofMadness
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Aug 2018
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There were, of course, many things that Bilbo left behind when he ran out the door that fateful spring morning. Most of all, though, he found himself missing his tea.
Post Hobbit one-shot character study sort of a thing, in which Bilbo muses on his journey and what it's like to return home after the adventure of a lifetime.
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It was a Zoldyck thing. Taking what you loved and turning it against you. But Killua was done with "Zoldyck things." And he was going to reverse that damage if he died trying. (Series of Killua-centric oneshot character studies)
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Jaskier has always known his destiny was on the coast. He goes to California to meet it and everything else promised on the golden coast—the greatest music in history, freedom, and a life of his own.
Jaskier just didn't anticipate the man-shaped bump in the road.
In front of Jaskier a man—naked from the waist up—stands in front of a set of drawers, folding a shirt.
The man stills. He turns his head to Jaskier. A muscle in his jaw twitches. His handsome features twist into a look of anger. “Get out.” His eyebrows knit together and crease lines on his forehead. His dark eyes narrow and, for a fraction of a second, Jaskier swears they glow.
“Oh, fuck,” Jaskier says and averts his eyes. “I’m sorry—I’m so sorry. I thought this was the bathroom.”
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26 Nov 2020
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An Earnest Bid for a Protected Heart by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Oct 2020
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It is 21st Century Novigrad, witchers are still witchering though not hated like they used to be. In fact several of the schools do sexy calendars, and the cats had that docuseries about them, but the wolves don't do any of that, they just care about the job.
And Ciri, hence the move to the city so that she could have a good education. Geralt and Yennerfer are the terror of the PTA raising hell (an affectionate nickname for Ciri bestowed by Lambert). Ciri splits her time between her parents, who broke up over a year ago but remain the best of friends.
Ciri's school is having a fundraiser and Geralt agrees to help without reading the fine print. The fine print is that it is a bachelor auction, and he is up on the block. On said block, he meets the school's music teacher Jaskier. A man he had met the week before, when they had sex in an alley behind a bar.
Geralt has had worse nights in his life, he just couldn't remember them. But at least this wouldn't matter. Not like he was going to fall in love with whoever bought him, was he?
Unfinished and Abandoned
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25 Oct 2020
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It will be a long journey by dobedobe
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2021
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It has been only seven days since Posada and Geralt's paper-thin patience can't handle this chattering bardling following him everywhere.
The witcher tries everything to scare him off and each time Geralt pushes Jaskier away the songbird comes back with more determination.Geralt stops trying after a while and accepts his fate as Jaskier's muse. This burden slowly seems to become a need and Geralt is not ready to handle his own feelings when he was denying them throughout his whole life.
OR: How these two muppets trying hard not to fall in love.
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09 Oct 2020
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Bergamo by queenseptienna
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Sep 2020
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A collection of Geraskier fancomics. They can be NSFW (in the future).
Originally published on Tapas, the title is inspired by the song "Bergamo" by Pinguini Tattici Nucleari.
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- Part 1 of Bergamo
Bookmarked by MutteringsofMadness
08 Sep 2020
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The Grass is Greener by JaskiersWolf for infinite_mirrors
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Sep 2020
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Jaskier's mother is coming to stay and his garden is an absolute mess and his lawn mower has seen better days... luckily for him his ridiculously hot neighbour is there to lend a hand.
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- Part 13 of Geraskier Prompts - Modern AUs
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03 Sep 2020