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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    12 Jan 2025

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    The Auction fails, leaving all of the Crows with a warrant for arrest over their heads and all of Ketterdam and the countries beyond officially their enemy.

    They've lost everything: their money, obscurity, and their last chance at winning and walking away free.

    They can only be helped by the Saints and each other now. What will they do to survive?

     

     

    The home that’s lived for years in his nightmares surrounds him, but he cannot see past the five people in front of him. His crew- they’re all looking to him, and as long as they are, he has something to fight for and protect the way he did his reputation and name in Ketterdam. He’s not letting them go.

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    06 Dec 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Maybe she didn’t like him that much, and maybe they’d gotten off to a bad start, but she was a good person. She wanted to make sure he was okay. There was no harm in that. Just a quick hello, and that would be that. End of story.

    Spoiler alert: not the end of story.
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    Inej's neighbour isn't the nicest person to ever exist, sure, but she still wants to lend a helping hand. And get to know him better.

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    08 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    the crows have a group chat.

    (don't expect me to update this very frequently, idk where I'm going with this)

    NO LONGER ON HIATUS <3

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    08 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Please, Kaz, treasure of my heart, won’t you do the honor of acquiring me some information?

    A few letters. A heist. An emancipation gone wrong.

    AKA A pretty heavy post-crooked kingdom fic with Kaz and Inej dealing with trauma resurfacing at an alarming rate.

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    08 Jan 2022